Generic-Giant-Spider
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Lissun niggaz.
This game isn't supposed to be the BIG SLAMDUNK that Feargus uses as fantastical inspiration to reach peak orgasm when banging his wife at night. This is the "humble first entry." This is the game that turns heads and makes you go, "well what do we have here?" This is the modest one, the first of what could be many. So I don't expect there to be an insane variety of classes or kits. You may say, "but what of Kingmaker? What of the Owlcat?" Lissun nigga, Owlcat were being held at gunpoint by the mofukkin Bratva to deliver. Solasta devs? Look at 'em, they spend 6 hours waiting for their cats to hit a pose before signing off on a new blog update.
So basically, uh, yeah, stop being little annoying Asian grannies harping on about shit like "Lao, where are Druid? Lao, why no Barbarian?" That'll come when you do your GOD GIVEN duty as a member of this accursed garbage hobby called RPGaming, buy this bitch ass game knowing half our funds are going to fancy feasts and litterbox sand, and then wait for the INCLINE sequel to come and fuck us bloody with a prestigious set of balls you just can't wait to suck on.
I'm outta marlboros.
This game isn't supposed to be the BIG SLAMDUNK that Feargus uses as fantastical inspiration to reach peak orgasm when banging his wife at night. This is the "humble first entry." This is the game that turns heads and makes you go, "well what do we have here?" This is the modest one, the first of what could be many. So I don't expect there to be an insane variety of classes or kits. You may say, "but what of Kingmaker? What of the Owlcat?" Lissun nigga, Owlcat were being held at gunpoint by the mofukkin Bratva to deliver. Solasta devs? Look at 'em, they spend 6 hours waiting for their cats to hit a pose before signing off on a new blog update.
So basically, uh, yeah, stop being little annoying Asian grannies harping on about shit like "Lao, where are Druid? Lao, why no Barbarian?" That'll come when you do your GOD GIVEN duty as a member of this accursed garbage hobby called RPGaming, buy this bitch ass game knowing half our funds are going to fancy feasts and litterbox sand, and then wait for the INCLINE sequel to come and fuck us bloody with a prestigious set of balls you just can't wait to suck on.
I'm outta marlboros.