The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[DwarvenFood]

in b4 shepherd resurrection. but seriously, these dumb posts will only fuel the anti-bioware sentiments growing in mainstream internet.

 

[DarthBehemoth]

That's supposed to be a "so dumb it's funny" joke I think. Surely, even Priestly must have heard of Jesus' resurrection.

What you apparently forget is that most bibles printed after Gutenberg come with the DLC preinstalled. Back in the day, the bible ended with Jesus dying, but the jews made an extended cut after butthurt christdrones demanded a happier ending for proper closure.

Even today you still have to grind "tithe" points online or buy the iPreach app and reccomend it to everyone on your faithsbook account to reach the "best" ending in christianity.

And don't get me started on all the creepy "fanscrolls" about how Mary could carry a child and still technically be a virgin.

So based on our actions we enter a blue, a red or a green afterlife? What about our effective religious strength? Our Faith Assets?

 

[Keshik]

This is more fun to watch than it is to play the actual game. And free, too!

 

[Kz3r0]

Green=Islam
Red=Christianity
Blue=Judaism
All makes sense.

 

[CrustyBot]

That's supposed to be a "so dumb it's funny" joke I think. Surely, even Priestly must have heard of Jesus' resurrection.

What you apparently forget is that most bibles printed after Gutenberg come with the DLC preinstalled. Back in the day, the bible ended with Jesus dying, but the jews made an extended cut after butthurt christdrones demanded a happier ending for proper closure.

Even today you still have to grind "tithe" points online or buy the iPreach app and reccomend it to everyone on your faithsbook account to reach the "best" ending in christianity.

And don't get me started on all the creepy "fanscrolls" about how Mary could carry a child and still technically be a virgin.

So based on our actions we enter a blue, a red or a green afterlife? What about our effective religious strength? Our Faith Assets?

Religious integrity. Although, there are rumors that Judas supposedly betrayed his colleagues and is the reason why the ending to the Bible was initially unsatisfying.

OTOH, I hear the multiplayer version where you just spend all day blowing up heretics and non-believers with some BROs is quite fun.

 

[Whisky]

Want to see how it all comes to an end? Well now you can! May 17. Revelations DLC pack goes live!

 

[Black]

I was told to post this here!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/johngau...mass-effect-3-fans-upset-with-ending-whiners/

 

[Average Manatee]

Why hasn't someone cashed in on this by creating a kickstarter to mod in a new storyline?

 

[trais]

in b4 shepherd resurrection.

Too late, he died once already.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Why hasn't someone cashed in on this by creating a kickstarter to mod in a new storyline?

only bioware have the talent to create quality mass effect content as they hire only the best in the industry like bethesda

ps hold the line by not buying any new content from bioware unless it's for fixing the ending
then you can stop holding the line

 

[Angthoron]

Someone should pass this on to a bunch of Christians (possibly fundamentalists) to maximize the lulz potential.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

you are now imagining the westboro baptists picketing bioware headquarters and press events

 

[SoupNazi]

Someone should pass this on to a bunch of Christians (possibly fundamentalists) to maximize the lulz potential.

Humanity has risen!

 

[evdk]

you are now imagining the westboro baptists picketing bioware headquarters and press events

Shouldn't the fact that God they hate fags be enough?

 

[Outlander]

Someone should pass this on to a bunch of Christians (possibly fundamentalists) to maximize the lulz potential.

What a moran.

 

[Drakron]

Just leaving this here ...

 

[LoPan]

Someone should pass this on to a bunch of Christians (possibly fundamentalists) to maximize the lulz potential.

What a moran.

Insensitivity has no consequences if you admit to being insensitive.

 

[Angthoron]

Someone should pass this on to a bunch of Christians (possibly fundamentalists) to maximize the lulz potential.

What a moran.

Insensitivity has no consequences if you admit to being insensitive.

It's like peeing at children, then yelling that you have a condition when their parents try to stop you.

 

[LoPan]

Seems to me more like flinging your own feces at someone and when they get upset admit that--yes--you fling your own feces at people no matter who they are, no matter their or your own circumstances and with no posthumous concern for their reaction to this aberrant form of expression, and then you apologize.

Not amusing, but factual.

 

[IronicNeurotic]

To be fair, the Book of Revelations i.e. the actual ending to the New Testament makes no fucking sense and would make me rage too if I actually gave a damn about Christianity.

But seriously, way to fucking go with the strawmen Priestly. Does anyone call him out on his bullshit?

That's not the problem here regardless of the viewpoint that someone has. He's a community manager. And he compares their own shitty story to a part of the religion probably the majority of said community is part off letting the later look negativly in the process (and the comparison itself is superficial at best).

Again, he has NO social skills (as he repeadetly demonstrates with his stupid "lockdown" phrase) and is a fucking community manager. Why does he get paid?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

To be fair, the Book of Revelations i.e. the actual ending to the New Testament makes no fucking sense and would make me rage too if I actually gave a damn about Christianity.

But seriously, way to fucking go with the strawmen Priestly. Does anyone call him out on his bullshit?

That's not the problem here regardless of the viewpoint that someone has. He's a community manager. And he compares their own shitty story to a part of the religion probably the majority of said community is part off letting the later look negativly in the process (and the comparison itself is superficial at best).

Again, he has NO social skills (as he repeadetly demonstrates with his stupid "lockdown" phrase) and is a fucking community manager. Why does he get paid?

He gets paid? I always though he works for leftovers EA employees send to Bioware.

 

[potatojohn]

EA shitting on Christianity?

 

[Kashrlyyk]

And for round 9001 we have: The Better Business Bureau opinion blog: http://www.bbb.org/blog/2012/04/mas...-effect-on-its-consumers-for-better-or-worse/

 

[TNO]

Finished ME3. Wow, just wow. Will submit a review to this prestigious magazine.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Finished ME3. Wow, just wow. Will submit a review to this prestigious magazine.