The STEAM Sales and Releases Thread

[Jenkem]

Getting full release next year. Already has more than enough content to be worth ten bucks.

lol

lmao even

It's a crazy mix of Serious Sam, Unreal Tournament, Mario 64, GoldenEye, Timesplitters, Nightfire and a bunch of other late 90s/early 2000s games all starring a little girl who just wants her stolen plushie back and is going to destroy anyone and anything who gets in her way.

I know what it is, I'm laughing at "Getting full release next year" which is why it is bolded.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Could have been worse. You said "toys!" STEAM, GOG, itch.io etc going down the porn routes is decline city.

 

[deuxhero]

Getting full release next year. Already has more than enough content to be worth ten bucks.

lol

lmao even

It's a crazy mix of Serious Sam, Unreal Tournament, Mario 64, GoldenEye, Timesplitters, Nightfire and a bunch of other late 90s/early 2000s games all starring a little girl who just wants her stolen plushie back and is going to destroy anyone and anything who gets in her way.

I know what it is, I'm laughing at "Getting full release next year" which is why it is bolded.

They've got a publisher now. Officially slated for Q4 2025.
https://shorelinegames.com/onirism/

It's a crazy mix of Serious Sam, Unreal Tournament, Mario 64, GoldenEye, Timesplitters, Nightfire and a bunch of other late 90s/early 2000s games all starring a little girl who just wants her stolen plushie back and is going to destroy anyone and anything who gets in her way.

So its a game for older millennial men in a midlife crisis

Yes

trooning into young girls?

No.

 

[Konjad]

Does she have link to an instagram or art site to follow? What is her name?

She has some Instagram/DevianArt/whatever page where she also puts her Valve work, but you have to find it yourself, I didn't look for it.

 

[Caim]

Getting full release next year. Already has more than enough content to be worth ten bucks.

lol

lmao even

It's a crazy mix of Serious Sam, Unreal Tournament, Mario 64, GoldenEye, Timesplitters, Nightfire and a bunch of other late 90s/early 2000s games all starring a little girl who just wants her stolen plushie back and is going to destroy anyone and anything who gets in her way.

So its a game for older millennial men in a midlife crisis trooning into young girls?

Going by the screenshot where this little girl dresses like Caleb I reckon that's kinda on point:

 

[Morgoth]

For the frugal fags:

 

[ferratilis]

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

The Ultimate Collection seems to be discounted as well, but only when purchasing the entire bundle (and honestly, that's what you gotta do anyways)

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/39394/Command__Conquer_The_Ultimate_Collection/

 

[Morgoth]

This has a demo and I found it quite intriguing, if somewhat undercooked. But I can condone the latter if the intrigue is keeping up in the full game. Anyone played it?

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

90% off.



75% off.

 

[Azalin]

I see that SquareEnix has started putting quite a few games at 60% off while they rarely went over 50% until last year





https://store.steampowered.com/app/595520/FINAL_FANTASY_XII_THE_ZODIAC_AGE/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/924980/Trials_of_Mana/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2014380/LIVE_A_LIVE/

 

[Frank Capicoli]

 

[Kev Inkline]

All time low on Unreal World, which I purchased.

Now I can continue at the computer where I left off things IRL whenever I come home from the wilderness.

 

[whydoibother]

Did you try Balatro yet?

Slay the Spire, but instead of being fantasy combat themed, its poker themed.
You start with a basic deck (few "classes" exist), beat some encounter, buy some cards or trinkets (jokers), later fight a boss. There's 8 ascensions before a run is over, but there's a shop item that can bring you back, so your run lasts longer and you can ramp up more. Thin or flood deck, build economy or spam buffs, and the many jokers can make you play in very different ways, including fun gimmicks.
In this run I thinned my deck to only 17 buffed Aces I copied, and stacked a lot of multipliers. It feels exactly as good as when scoring a great Corruption build in in Slay the Spire. Would recommend. The hype is justified.

This is on normal difficulty, I just got the game this week.

 

[Machocruz]

Picked this up. Top down tactical shooters are becoming a favorite.

 

[PsihoKekec]

My backlog is already quite considerable but I did pick up a couple of recent DLC's for the games I like.

 

[Lagi]

https://kikimora.itch.io/pest-apocalypse

Brilliant arcade game, with rougelike touch.
there is free demo.
Its MUCH better on the pad, because you can much more precisely drive your van... i would even say its annoying to play on the keyboard.

 

[MoistCloister]

Deep discount, heard very good things about it. Decent SMT-like game, if you can stomach the animu.

Spoiler

For under a buckazoid I'll give it a shot, especially since there's a dearth of new dungeon crawlers.

 

[Zombra]

75% off.

Death Road is so fucking good. Everyone should buy it. If you don't hate it just from looking at the trailers, I guarantee you will love it. Also you don't have to moan about it sitting in your backlog for 20 years, it's very easy to pick up and put down whenever. You can simply play it, whenever you're feeling weird, which is probably a lot for most of you.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

75% off.

Death Road is so fucking good. Everyone should buy it. If you don't hate it just from looking at the trailers, I guarantee you will love it. Also you don't have to moan about it sitting in your backlog for 20 years, it's very easy to pick up and put down whenever. You can simply play it, whenever you're feeling weird, which is probably a lot for most of you.

It also has one of the best implementation of character alignment I've seen anywhere.

 

[normie]

but for real though

Spoiler

 

[Lagi]

From caiys developer who has very specific art style. Very enjoyable gameplay on controller.


Spelunky on roids. Quite deep options. Graphic is most readable from this 3. I enjoy it the most.



in small area you run from enemies and slash them. Slash with different AoE, shoot gun (its not very effective) or dodge (but i use it to escape from enemies). I enjoy it because i like melee combat.



Survivor area game, where you summon minions to deal damage to waves of enemies. I think mechanically its the best, however it require a lots of focus on whats on screen, and the graphic is unreadable. Its hard to say who is your minion and who is the enemy. Its hard to tell whats are pickups and what are enemey projectile to dodge.

would i enjoy this graphics?

its gets a little better after you start playing. Because your mind will learn a lot what is what. And start is easy for eyes. So yeah its look like puke on Steam videos, but its much better once you start playing.
However if you hate pixel graphic, or by looking at this dark-purplish colors you get nauseam - you would not like the visuals. ... and Boneraiser Minions is the biggest offender here.

 

[v1c70r14]

If you actually enjoy video games and don't collect them digitally to clog up your digital steam shelves to gather dust you owe it to yourself to give this a spin. Got a bunch of bad press and when PR said it was made by forme Team Ninja devs audiences expected Ninja Gaiden 4, not Itagaki's wild ride that was Devil's Third, part deux. Getting it during the sale and playing it felt like a throwback to a lost title from the late 00's to mid-10's period, a bold attempt at merging a third-person shooter with decent close-quarters action combat. Since gamers are fags it never found an audience other than in the elite few.

 

[Jenkem]

Why do you freaks immediately go to "trooning into young girls" rather than the obvious enjoyment of something CUTE and FUNNY UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

Sickos.

 

[Morgoth]

Just bought that.