The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[GrainWetski]

So this game is pretty much a BioWare game at this point, minus all the LGBT projection from Gaider? Guess that appeals to some people.

 

[MasPingon]

So this game is pretty much a BioWare game at this point, minus all the LGBT projection from Gaider?

Spoiler

 

[Sykar]

The Witcher 3 Lets You Have Sex On A Unicorn

I hope I can ESCape.

 

[ArchAngel]

So this game is pretty much a BioWare game at this point, minus all the LGBT projection from Gaider?

Spoiler

I hope this is a joke...

 

[J_C]

So this game is pretty much a BioWare game at this point, minus all the LGBT projection from Gaider? Guess that appeals to some people.

Nope nope nope. There was always a big difference between the two. Bioware is all about shitty romances, while The Witcher is casual sex with hot chicks you just met.

 

[Immortal]

Bioware is all about shitty romances, while The Witcher is casual sex with hot chicks you just met.

Basically this ^


ITT: People pretending that they are disgusted at perfect looking women naked.

CDProjekt How could you put these tasteless romances in your game

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Bioware is all about shitty romances, while The Witcher is casual sex with hot chicks you just met.

Basically this ^


ITT: People pretending that they are disgusted at perfect looking women naked.

CDProjekt How could you put these tasteless romances in your game

This guy's got it.

 

[Immortal]

Oh noes, gratuitous nudity in muh powish powtado powah fantasy.

fixed

 

[Ninjerk]

That's not an actual woman btw.

 

[RK47]

Currently revisiting TW1 Act 2. Wow, the length of fed-ex chain punctuated with combat here and there...
Somehow I just lost my stamina after failing to find a NPC. Told me to visit a tavern. Went there at different times, guy's not there.
Look at the quest journal and it's full of those kinds.

I shd take a break.

 

[Immortal]

That's not an actual woman btw.

That only matters if you were trying to develop a intimate relationship with her.. J_C already explained this.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

This is so cheap and distasteful. Showing Geralts ass to attract all those Bioware faggots playing lgbt gangbang simulators. It's so fucking bad CDPR, you should be ashamed. Really.

Big deal, you could already tell the precise outline of his buns from his spy catsuit.

Maybe it depends on the mythology but aren't unicorns supposed to only let virgin maidens ride them? He should be all NO SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT.

The unicorn is stuffed.

I don't know if that makes it better or worse

(or maybe it's simply frozen with fear...)

ITT: People pretending that they are disgusted at perfect looking women naked.

Disgust is not the right word, that implies prudishness, it's more like...distaste? Animated videogame sex always feels awkward. GTA-style fadeouts allow you to have teh sexorz in the game without having to watch Ken and Barbie rubbing against each other.

 

[Echo Mirage]

These mods on the witcher forums have incredibly thin skins. The second they get pissy at anything they edit peoples posts to talking about my little pony or editing in pony pictures. And I thought white knights in power were bad.

 

[MasPingon]

Witcher forum died about 7 years ago, when they picked up retards as mods. Thinking about it, 7 years ago about 90% of an old, good CDPR team was replaced. That's when decline started, any kind of criticism is forbidden there.

 

[Immortal]

Disgust is not the right word, that implies prudishness, it's more like...distaste? Animated videogame sex always feels awkward. GTA-style fadeouts allow you to have teh sexorz in the game without having to watch Ken and Barbie rubbing against each other.

Hyperbole is my most powerful weapon on the 'dex.. You can't take that away from me.

 

[TheScarecrow]

Well, the unicorn thing is canon. In the second book, Geralt says that Yen has a stuffed unicorn in her house and that she likes to have sex in it, something that Geralt hated, so.. I think it's a good "fanservice" to the book readers.

 

[dragonul09]

These mods on the witcher forums have incredibly thin skins. The second they get pissy at anything they edit peoples posts to talking about my little pony or editing in pony pictures. And I thought white knights in power were bad.

That's why i always thought every forum should be like codex more or less.You know ,when you have that urge to tell someone ''You are a fucking retard my good sir'' but you can't,because you have those power hungry cock sucking mods that will ban you the minute you dare to insult someone,even tho the guy deserves to be beheaded for his stupid opinions.
Codex is great because it has a wide variety of ''people''.You have retards,nice guys,nice retards,intelligent retards,what a great place.

 

[ArchAngel]

What happened to Geralt's love Triss?! (I only played TW2 to half before I got bored by its combat system).

 

[Gerrard]

 

[corvus]

What happened to Geralt's love Triss?! (I only played TW2 to half before I got bored by its combat system).

She's still in it and moaning in that Sword of Destiny trailer. Get ready for love triangle C&C.

 

[bozia2012]

What happened to Geralt's love Triss?! (I only played TW2 to half before I got bored by its combat system).

Triss basically took the opportunity while Yennefer and Geralt's memory was away.

#teamciri

 

[made]

These mods on the witcher forums have incredibly thin skins. The second they get pissy at anything they edit peoples posts to talking about my little pony or editing in pony pictures. And I thought white knights in power were bad.

I dunno, hundreds upon hundreds of pages about the DOWNGRADE would drive any man insane.

 

[cvv]

Aren't all sorceresses in the witcherverse ugly old hags that made themselves look attractive or some such?

 

[bozia2012]

Aren't all sorceresses in the witcherverse ugly old hags that made themselves look attractive or some such?

Yeah, f.e. Yennefer is a 90yo hunchback.

 

[Merlkir]

Aren't all sorceresses in the witcherverse ugly old hags that made themselves look attractive or some such?

It's more like a bunch of housewives who got rid of their youthful ugliness via plastic surgery and now keep going for botox to appear young. (of course they do it via magic and elixirs) There's an elven sorceress whose face is severely damaged by some injury (might be a good part of a jaw missing or something), she's using a permanent illusion spell and never talks.