Inifere: "Ah, little brother, you've finally arriv..."
Me: "'Sup Bro!"
Inifere: "Bro...?"
Me: "Yeah... I know you're not evil so let's go. Let's get out of here, you can close the door once we're out. I know this strip joint where we can get some drinks..."
Inifere: "NO, I'm tormented! Our father left me to be raped by Cthulu while he bolted for safety. I'm emo now. Or goth. Or maybe both..."
Me: "Bro. Bro! Snap out of it, that happened way back then, I'm sure it sucked but now you're good. It's fine, let's just leave. I know a place. We'll get some Jack and Coke, you'll get your dick sucked in the champagne room... I'm talking about top sluts, premium skans, "work the shaft, swallow the gravy" freaks - that's like kriptonite to childhood abuse - it punks out Freud, Jung and anybody else like they're little bitches... So come on, let's go."
Inifere: "I... can't. The children... the cultists - they won't let me leave."
Me: "Kill'em. Kill'em all. That's what I did, I killed them all. Literally. I've literally killed them all. I'm surprised you haven't thought of it yourself. It's so obvious."
Inifere: "BUT THE SORROW !"
Me: "Bish, what ABOUT the sorrow ? So you ran into it once, big deal. Think of it like lightning - never strikes twice in the same place. Besides, Sorrow don't care about you, it cares about the Changin God, it doesn't have time for you. What ? .... How do I know ? I'll tell you how I know. I know because there's a motherfucking endless war going on, being fought by castoffs, in the open, in the middle of the damn continent, for years, and the Sarrow hasn't showed up to eat them yet. If it wanted to eat castoffs wouldn't it have gone to the endless war first. Yeah, I know it makes sense, that's what I'm saying dog. If the Sarrow wanted castoffs there would be no endless war. Look, it was probably following the Changing God's trail and you were in its way, that's all there is to it."
Inifere: "That does make sense... But what would I do in the real world ?"
Me: "Uh, hellooo! You have a castoff body, that's like having original Levi...
genes.
Regeneration, prolonged life, all the good shit. And you seem fairly intelligent. And you survived living with a cosmic horror for decades, how cool is that ? There's adventure, shins, all kinds of wacky numenera to discover and tons of blue haired hoes with daddy issues. You could even join me on my quest..."
Inifere: "O-ok..."
Me: "Updated my journal.
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