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Darth Canoli

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Got cucked by nobility on his wedding night
This is actually a meme. There is no historical evidence that the Right of First Night was ever a thing

Wikipedia says it didn't happen, so it didn't happen, american woke SJW revisionists erase parts of the history on-line but the world wasn't born in 2000, believe it or not.
 

thesecret1

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Got cucked by nobility on his wedding night
This is actually a meme. There is no historical evidence that the Right of First Night was ever a thing

Wikipedia says it didn't happen, so it didn't happen, american woke SJW revisionists erase parts of the history on-line but the world wasn't born in 2000, believe it or not.
But it really did not happen, you fucking cretin. Just because they said it did on Game of Thrones doesn't happen it happened in reality. Frankly the fact someone thinks such cartoonish villainy was actually a thing is quite humorous – I understand that spending three hours every day watching cuckolding porn might make it seem like such things are normal and widespread to you, but people in the past definitely weren't accepting of such shit, be it the Church (who was so anal about such things so as to not let even a king get a divorce), the peasantry, or even the nobleman's own wife.

"Hello lowborn scum and greetings, holy father! Are you done with the ceremony yet? My dick's raring to enter a married girl's pussy! No? Please hurry it up. My wife's waiting at home for me with a roast – she knows I love a roast right after cheating on her with some peasant girl! Hohoho! Don't scowl at me, serf! I'm doing you a service by breaking that hymen for you – I call it uncorking. Maybe I should charge a fee for it! Hahahaha! Oh and don't worry father I'm going to buy an indulgence right after for this blatant disregard for the sanctity of marriage. God doesn't mind so long as I pay, that's why he tolerates such blasphemy to be official policy! Hohoho!"
– History in the mind of Darth Canoli
 

Darth Canoli

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But it really did not happen, you fucking cretin. Just because they said it did on Game of Thrones doesn't happen it happened in reality.

Wow, that level of ignorance should be rewarded by the Guinness book.

A plethora of kings got nobles to bring their own wife to their chambers, in France and Italy at the very least, nothing to do with the "droit de cuissage" but if a king can get a duke or a Marquis to do that, what do you think a peasant could do against this.

It's not a written law, it's just a custom some nobles were using and some didn't.

They had rights of life and death over their subjects and you believe that didn't happen.
Are you a complete retard?
Even in recent days, it's something which happened a lot in many companies and probably still happens.
 

thesecret1

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But it really did not happen, you fucking cretin. Just because they said it did on Game of Thrones doesn't happen it happened in reality.

Wow, that level of ignorance should be rewarded by the Guinness book.

A plethora of kings got nobles to bring their own wife to their chambers, in France and Italy at the very least, nothing to do with the "droit de cuissage" but if a king can get a duke or a Marquis to do that, what do you think a peasant could do against this.

It's not a written law, it's just a custom some nobles were using and some didn't.

They had rights of life and death over their subjects and you believe that didn't happen.
Are you a complete retard?
Even in recent days, it's something which happened a lot in many companies and probably still happens.
Moving the goalposts, I see. So first we were talking about official policy. Now it's some vague custom in some parts of the world that some nobles may have used and some may have not. We were also talking about it happening on the wedding night, now it's actually just the noble getting willingly cucked at some point in time... From the picture of a villainous noble forcing himself upon a peasant girl on her wedding night, we are moving to the image of some crafty noble presumably trading his wife in exchange for political favours. That's a different situation entirely, though. In any case, can you even back up these claims, at least? Got some solid sources?
 
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the entire point of marrying a virgin was ensuring the children are yours, why would you let some nobleman fuck her lmao
 

Ghoulem

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the entire point of marrying a virgin was ensuring the children are yours, why would you let some nobleman fuck her lmao
Hoping his sex game is so weak she gets a frame of reference that will make her think your slightly below average love making is on par with a self-less tantric sex god on viagra.
 
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Bros have been playing too much crusader kings. Sadly the medieval era was not overrun with cannibalistic satan-worshipping popes who were their own grandson.
 
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Diversity and inclusion initiatives have been the best new trend for the gaming industry and the kick in pants it really needed. Whether it's including people from all walks of life both on-screen or in the studio, POC and non-gender-conforming individuals alike can now feel empowered to have people and characters that they can more strongly identify with as opposed to just your usual boilerplate stock white guy.

:smug:
 

octavius

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I'm about to start Branda Romero's acclaimed Wizardry 8.
What's the best grinding spot?
And which characters should I choose to get the most romance options?
 

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Codex Year of the Donut Codex+ Now Streaming!
I'm about to start Branda Romero's acclaimed Wizardry 8.
What's the best grinding spot?
And which characters should I choose to get the most romance options?
Don't forget to lower the cycles on Dosbox for a more authentic experience.
 

samuraigaiden

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But it really did not happen, you fucking cretin. Just because they said it did on Game of Thrones doesn't happen it happened in reality.

Wow, that level of ignorance should be rewarded by the Guinness book.

A plethora of kings got nobles to bring their own wife to their chambers, in France and Italy at the very least, nothing to do with the "droit de cuissage" but if a king can get a duke or a Marquis to do that, what do you think a peasant could do against this.

It's not a written law, it's just a custom some nobles were using and some didn't.

They had rights of life and death over their subjects and you believe that didn't happen.
Are you a complete retard?
Even in recent days, it's something which happened a lot in many companies and probably still happens.
Moving the goalposts, I see. So first we were talking about official policy. Now it's some vague custom in some parts of the world that some nobles may have used and some may have not. We were also talking about it happening on the wedding night, now it's actually just the noble getting willingly cucked at some point in time... From the picture of a villainous noble forcing himself upon a peasant girl on her wedding night, we are moving to the image of some crafty noble presumably trading his wife in exchange for political favours. That's a different situation entirely, though. In any case, can you even back up these claims, at least? Got some solid sources?

Peasants didn't get married at all. Marriage was always associated with property and peasants didn't have property, they were property, so there was no point marrying them.

Also, most certainly nobles raped peasants all the time.

Anachronism. Google it.
 
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Diversity and inclusion initiatives have been the best new trend for the gaming industry and the kick in pants it really needed. Whether it's including people from all walks of life both on-screen or in the studio, POC and non-gender-conforming individuals alike can now feel empowered to have people and characters that they can more strongly identify with as opposed to just your usual boilerplate stock white guy.

:smug:
We got a winner here!
 

Chippy

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Question: Why has W3 consistently been voted top in multiple RPG Codex polls?.

Answer: Codex fapping to the romances.
 

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