World of Darkness Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 from Hardsuit Labs

[Lyric Suite]

We need a soy rating.

 

[Delterius]

That the waffle sauces aren't blood themed is the first real blow to my trust in hardsuit labs the game's development.

 

[Viata]

I like waffle. Mom used to make it every Sunday before we went to the Church when I was a kid. It was her way of making me and my older brother happy for waking up too early on Sunday. I miss it.

 

[Delterius]

I like waffle. Mom used to make it every Sunday before we went to the Church when I was a kid. It was her way of making me and my older brother happy for waking up too early on Sunday. I miss it.

Cherish your grandmas.

 

[Harthwain]

I like waffle. Mom used to make it every Sunday before we went to the Church when I was a kid. It was her way of making me and my older brother happy for waking up too early on Sunday. I miss it.

Buy some then? Or even make it yourself? What's stopping you?

 

[Viata]

I like waffle. Mom used to make it every Sunday before we went to the Church when I was a kid. It was her way of making me and my older brother happy for waking up too early on Sunday. I miss it.

Buy some then? Or even make it yourself? What's stopping you?

It's not the waffles, mate. It's waking up on Sunday morning as you smell the waffles from your room and know your mother is making it before your family goes to the Church. That feeling is what I miss.

 

[Harthwain]

Wouldn't smelling waffles bring some of that feeling back? That's what I meant. I can't eat pizza anymore, but smelling oregano - and adding it to my toasts - makes me feel like I am eating a pizza again, despite knowing it ain't a real pizza.

 

[Delterius]

Wouldn't smelling waffles bring some of that feeling back? That's what I meant. I can't eat pizza anymore, but smelling oregano - and adding it to my toasts - makes me feel like I am eating a pizza again, despite knowing it ain't a real pizza.

You can't buy mum food you philistine

 

[Sailor Woedica]

I want to fleshcraft Sailor Woedica into a forever tormented piece of furniture

Inclined that for you.

Maybe you could also fleshcraft yourself to be above below average height?

 

[Daze]

I like waffle. Mom used to make it every Sunday before we went to the Church when I was a kid. It was her way of making me and my older brother happy for waking up too early on Sunday. I miss it.

Don't be sad. She's now in a better place.

Spoiler

Impaled on my dick!

 

[Viata]

I like waffle. Mom used to make it every Sunday before we went to the Church when I was a kid. It was her way of making me and my older brother happy for waking up too early on Sunday. I miss it.

Don't be sad. She's now in a better place.

Spoiler

Impaled on my dick!

She is still alive, fag. You are probably fucking your own mother given how much of a whore she was.

 

[Daze]

Mommy never had time to make waffles with all the dick she was sucking.

 

[Verylittlefishes]

Bloodlines 2 will be so bad that this is Waffles Thread now.

 

[Daze]

I expect a second Underworld Ascendant.
Waffles are overrated.
Jagged Alliance 2 has far better combat than waffles.

 

[Delterius]

Bloodlines 2 will be so bad that this is Waffles Thread now.

Incorrect. This is the waffles thread because bloodlines 2 is goat.

 

[Zer0wing]

We need a soy rating.

I agree.

 

[luj1]

Bloodlines will flop worse than Outer Worlds. Everyone already forgot about Outer Worlds, lol.

 

[Ismaul]

Bloodlines 2 will be so bad that this is Waffles Thread now.

Incorrect. This is the waffles thread because bloodlines 2 is goat.

That can't be the reason it's also the button thread and the SJW/feminism threads.

 

[luj1]

because bloodlines 2 is goat

Just... what

A game that still hasn't come out is goat
A game that still hasn't come out + by the look of things is hot garbage, is goat

Huh okay bud. And you badly need this to succeed why exactly?

Spoiler

P.S. it wont

 

[Sailor Woedica]

fuck, I've got seriously bad vibe about the project from twit pics alone

I mean like they def don't look like the type that like balenciagas, you know the ones that lewk like socks, so I'm still concerned that I won't have heart eyes for any of the clothes in the final game...

 

[luj1]

I mean like they def don't look like the type that like balenciagas, you know the ones that lewk like socks, so I'm still concerned that I won't have heart eyes for any of clothes in the final game!

Spoiler

 

[Jenkem]

you peple are sad peple to be wanting this game to be bad or hating on it before the release is even out and then dare to claim that the toaster is not working? fuck outta here Bloodilnes 2 is gonna be GREAT

 

[Delterius]

Just... what

Yes.

 

[luj1]

Jenbum and Lord Cuckius you guys are funny as hell.... bla bla Bloodilnes 2 is gonna be GREAT!! Because... what?

 

[luj1]

you peple are sad peple to be wanting this game to be bad or hating on it before the release is even out

That's not actually true. You wanna know something? I wish... yes... I WISH this game would be a spiritual successor to Bloodlines + a proper RPG. Why wouldn't I want that? I wish every revival of a cult franchise would turn out great. Why not? Are you crazy? Then again you can barely type ffs...