Western RPGs with attractive female characters?

[Desiderius]

In greek mythology Hephaestus got cucked regularly by gigachad god of war Ares.

Nah, Zeus or Hercules was the gigachad. Ares was relatively small potatoes.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Ares-Greek-mythology

Brings up an interesting point that adventuring/combat is orthagonal at best to romance/sexuality. A man's mind turns to reproduction when his best adventuring days are behind him and he's ready to pass the torch on to the next generation. The sex act (and especially the aftermath) feels like a sort of death, in some sense it's what death is for. Saturnine (Saturn famously ate his own children to avoid the mortality they represent) phags never fully grow up out of fear of that looming death that accompanies acts that are truly sexual. Adventure gaming (and adventuring itself) has traditionally functioned as a respite from that cycle, which is why romances in games (ghey or otherwise) feel like such an imposition. Rosie Cotton/Peneolpe was waiting at home, but only once the adventure was successfully completed.

 

[Sunsetspawn]

I want to see cute female characters.

What is this shit? Get the fuck out of your room, make friends who aren't interested in games, develop interests and hobbies that have nothing to do with games, hang out with women, and then come back here.

Basement dwelling incels, jfc.

I'm married you cuck.

Like he said, an incel.

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

All I see is a spectrum here.

[Dudes imagining beautiful details when there's only a few polygons] < [Lusting after beautiful detailed characters] > [Horny over cover girls you'd never see as detailed in game]

 

[BruceVC]

All I see is a spectrum here.

[Dudes imagining beautiful details when there's only a few polygons] < [Lusting after beautiful detailed characters] > [Horny over cover girls you'd never see as detailed in game]

Thats the nice thing about using your imagination, it has no limits

 

[rusty_shackleford]

All I see is a spectrum here.

[Dudes imagining beautiful details when there's only a few polygons] < [Lusting after beautiful detailed characters] > [Horny over cover girls you'd never see as detailed in game]

whoa yeah witcher 3 never happened it was just a fever dream you CHUDS, this is what real women look like ok

 

[Dadd]

That is what real women look like.

 

[BruceVC]

why is it that paraplegics try to not let their disability define them while gays do the opposite. they define themselves by their fucked up sexuality. I'm a healthy man, I want boobs in my RPGs!

Yes and we have given you numerous examples of boobs but you seem to be ignoring them, it seems to me your post is more an LGBT rant than a genuine interest in hot women in games

 

[rusty_shackleford]

That is what real women look like.

I take it you hail from the great bri'ish isle?

 

[BruceVC]

That is what real women look like.

I take it you hail from the great bri'ish isle?

When I played Oblivion 6-8 months ago I loaded a Viconia NPC adult mod and I used another adult mod to enhance certain NPC female features which was randomized so it didnt make the game unnecessarily salacious. My Viconia NPC was very useful in combat and very pleasant for the eyes in her " Dwemer chainmail bikini armor "

It was similar to this mod for Viconia for Skyrim

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/28941

 

[NecroLord]

Those bitches are uglier than cave trolls.

 

[BruceVC]

Those bitches are uglier than cave trolls.

I have to agree they really can do better

 

[Reinhardt]

merge this thread with https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads...rs-that-look-like-charles-ii-of-spain.144232/

 

[Azarkon]

In greek mythology Hephaestus got cucked regularly by gigachad god of war Ares.

Nah, Zeus or Hercules was the gigachad. Ares was relatively small potatoes.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Ares-Greek-mythology

Brings up an interesting point that adventuring/combat is orthagonal at best to romance/sexuality. A man's mind turns to reproduction when his best adventuring days are behind him and he's ready to pass the torch on to the next generation. The sex act (and especially the aftermath) feels like a sort of death, in some sense it's what death is for. Saturnine (Saturn famously ate his own children to avoid the mortality they represent) phags never fully grow up out of fear of that looming death that accompanies acts that are truly sexual. Adventure gaming (and adventuring itself) has traditionally functioned as a respite from that cycle, which is why romances in games (ghey or otherwise) feel like such an imposition. Rosie Cotton/Peneolpe was waiting at home, but only once the adventure was successfully completed.

If you equate adventuring with a military campaign in the historical sense, sure. It's how Tolkien structured the Lord of the Rings - as a series of military campaigns and special operations, probably inspired by his own "adventures" during World War 1.

But today's video game adventures are more heavily influenced by comic books and cartoons, where a team of "heroes" get together and have a great time fighting evil. This is where the romance angle injected itself. It's an American influence, born of the American tradition of coming of age stories among mixed gender friends groups. Look, and you'll see it every where in American media.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

King Arthur: Knight's Tale isn't actually an RPG, but the few female characters are fairly attractive with semi-realistic armor:

Guinevere, Dindrane, Boudicea, Morgawse, Isolde, and Morgana le Fay

 

[ropetight]

In greek mythology Hephaestus got cucked regularly by gigachad god of war Ares.

Nah, Zeus or Hercules was the gigachad. Ares was relatively small potatoes.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Ares-Greek-mythology

Brings up an interesting point that adventuring/combat is orthagonal at best to romance/sexuality. A man's mind turns to reproduction when his best adventuring days are behind him and he's ready to pass the torch on to the next generation. The sex act (and especially the aftermath) feels like a sort of death, in some sense it's what death is for. Saturnine (Saturn famously ate his own children to avoid the mortality they represent) phags never fully grow up out of fear of that looming death that accompanies acts that are truly sexual. Adventure gaming (and adventuring itself) has traditionally functioned as a respite from that cycle, which is why romances in games (ghey or otherwise) feel like such an imposition. Rosie Cotton/Peneolpe was waiting at home, but only once the adventure was successfully completed.

If you equate adventuring with a military campaign in the historical sense, sure. It's how Tolkien structured the Lord of the Rings - as a series of military campaigns and special operations, probably inspired by his own "adventures" during World War 1.

But today's video game adventures are more heavily influenced by comic books and cartoons, where a team of "heroes" get together and have a great time fighting evil. This is where the romance angle injected itself. It's an American influence, born of the American tradition of coming of age stories among mixed gender friends groups. Look, and you'll see it every where in American media.

Today RPGs and "RPGs" (Mass Effect, Witcher, BG3 will continue the tradition) are like a progression of sitcom - a band of DIVERSE Friends on quest of having fun, but after a couple of seasons, and all plots are done at least twice, only question that matters to audience is who will do who and who will get who.
Moment that sitcom, superhero universe or RPG starts devolving into soap opera - run away as fast you can!

 

[Vic]

why is it that paraplegics try to not let their disability define them while gays do the opposite. they define themselves by their fucked up sexuality. I'm a healthy man, I want boobs in my RPGs!

Yes and we have given you numerous examples of boobs but you seem to be ignoring them, it seems to me your post is more an LGBT rant than a genuine interest in hot women in games

there is a clear trend of having less boobs in RPGs.

The vast majority of fuckable RPG chicks have been posted from games prior to 2010 or so, even having to go back as far as 2000 BC. Am I not allowed to rant?

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

The vast majority of fuckable RPG chicks have been posted from games prior to 2010 or so, even having to go back as far as 2000 BC. Am I not allowed to rant?

Can you call them fuckable if you can't get your dick through the screen?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

The vast majority of fuckable RPG chicks have been posted from games prior to 2010 or so, even having to go back as far as 2000 BC. Am I not allowed to rant?

Can you call them fuckable if you can't get your dick through the screen?

that never prevented you from whiteknighting

 

[BruceVC]

The vast majority of fuckable RPG chicks have been posted from games prior to 2010 or so, even having to go back as far as 2000 BC. Am I not allowed to rant?

Can you call them fuckable if you can't get your dick through the screen?

Dude that doesnt make sense, its like saying " why watch porn " ?

Visual stimulation is a form of stimulation and eroticism , of course we all know its not like the real thing but it definitely helps

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

eroticism

That probably should be the topic of this thread, it's relationship with games, the reduction of it as games as a product became more marketable.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

the reduction of it as games as a product became more marketable.

tits and ass were at their peak when games were spending the big money for marketing
mass produced AA copy-pasted games have way smaller marketing budgets than the AAA blockbusters of yesteryear

 

[Sarathiour]

image dump

I'm pretty I remember some of this stuff being in my, uhm, "special stash" back when I was an horny teenager.

 

[Puukko]

Oh hey, I recognize that armor the white haired elf is wearing.

https://www.immyneedscake.com/skyrim-se-mods/ryanreos-primrose-egypt

 

[Heroic Liberator]

eroticism

That probably should be the topic of this thread, it's relationship with games, the reduction of it as games as a product became more marketable.

The decline is real.

SOVL:

Spoiler

Soulless:

Spoiler

 

[Sarathiour]

King Arthur: Knight's Tale isn't actually an RPG, but the few female characters are fairly attractive with semi-realistic armor:

Guinevere, Dindrane, Boudicea, Morgawse, Isolde, and Morgana le Fay

Nice to see that they kept Morgan la Fay as she was in the second game