Crispy™ Why was Crispy banned?

[Konjad]

Why was Crispy banned
Because he was not ashamed
He took five hundred freedom dollars
Knowing administration is a bunch of cowards
Promised to stay the fuck away from shoutbox
And stop to interrupt any in there cocks
He said plenty other promises
But only DU's ass he kisses
He broke every commitment
No one deserves his treatment
Even drunkard's private shitposting
For him doxxing is nothing
To sum it up, he's a fucking twat
An old incel dumbass brat
Never trust any of his word
He's our 'dexian slumlord

 

[bionicman]

I was hoping this was for real...

 

[Maxie]

id rather read his obituary

 

[Parsimonious cook]

Why was Crispy banned
Because he was not ashamed
He took five hundred freedom dollars
Knowing administration is a bunch of cowards
Promised to stay the fuck away from shoutbox
And stop to interrupt any in there cocks
He said plenty other promises
But only DU's ass he kisses
He broke every commitment
No one deserves his treatment
Even drunkard's private shitposting
For him doxxing is nothing
To sum it up, he's a fucking twat
An old incel dumbass brat
Never trust any of his word
He's our 'dexian slumlord

I feel this flow. Someone spit it!

 

[King Crispy]

Dear Kony aka Konjad
What exactly did you do to your dad?
You took his laptop and destroyed it
Attempting to play games he never would get
Such a disappointment you must be
Picking on some old man named Crispy
Instead of being the son you should
You choose to do evil and not do good
So here we on the Codex again
And all you can think to do is cause me pain
But even still in my advanced state of age
I somehow manage to cause you to rage
I may have come into this thread late
But to you I still have time to say, "checkmate"

 

[DarkUnderlord]

what is this poetry corner or something

 

[Alter Sack]

what is this poetry corner or something

Considering Sir Crispy's artistic outpourings (more like diarrhea) doggerel corner seems more fitting.

For him it's a rhyme - for me it's a crime.

 

[Skinwalker]

Behead Crispy.

Behead!

 

[Atlet]

 

[Kruno]

what is this poetry corner or something

 

[Lady Error]

what is this poetry corner or something

Instead of a dance-off, this is a rhyme-off. Only on the Codex.

 

[Hando]

what is this poetry corner or something

Instead of a dance-off, this is a rhyme-off. Only on the Codex.

Come to the box more x

 

[Lady Error]

I get the feeling you live in the box, along with Fluent and a few others.

 

[Ismaul]

Living in the box is for pussies.

 

[Kruno]

I get the feeling you live in the box, along with Fluent and a few others.

is fluent still shooting crack up his arse?

 

[Konjad]

Dear Kony aka Konjad
What exactly did you do to your dad?
You took his laptop and destroyed it
Attempting to play games he never would get
Such a disappointment you must be
Picking on some old man named Crispy
Instead of being the son you should
You choose to do evil and not do good
So here we on the Codex again
And all you can think to do is cause me pain
But even still in my advanced state of age
I somehow manage to cause you to rage
I may have come into this thread late
But to you I still have time to say, "checkmate"

Wow, look at that people
To predict you was so simple
Always trying to play a victim
Hence you have here no esteem
I bought my dad a new laptop
But you were not what yours hoped
Always saying you have no luck
But in fact you are just a cuck
Falling in love with a married woman
Unlike a normal balanced human
Pretending to "work" in a computer store
Simultaneously being on 'dex such a sore
Giving 'dexers malicious hardware advice
And always pretending being the one nice

 

[King Crispy]

Weak. Maybe you'd be better in potato.

 

[Konjad]

Weak. Maybe you'd be better in potato.

You seem upset.

 

[Ol' Willy]

Have some poetry too

Fuck the niggers!
Niggers!
All of you are niggers!
Niggers!
Listen up you niggers!
Niggers!
Ain't no deal with niggers!
Niggers!

 

[Heroic Liberator]

See no haikus here,
Disappointed in the 'dex -
Shamefuru disprey.

 

[Jvegi]

500$?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

See no haikus here,
Disappointed in the 'dex -
Shamefuru disprey.

A haiku is great,
For weebs to relate,
But amidst the butthurt wrecks,
Of RPGcodex,
Limericks ain't ever out of date.

 

[Konjad]

500$?

Asfasdf paid $500 to 'dex and $500 to Crispy himself for Crispy's promise to never again moderate shoutbox. Crispy collected money and then moderated anyway.

 

[Theodora]

Asfasdf paid $500 to 'dex and $500 to Crispy himself for Crispy's promise to never again moderate shoutbox. Crispy collected money and then moderated anyway.

Can a bot really make a contract though?

 

[Abu Antar]

Whenever I see the name Crispy
I need to smoke a blunt
Why is that?
Because he's a proper cunt
He's calling himself a sir
But only drama is he inclined to stir
Never trust in him
He'll back stab you on a whim
An old faggot is he
Better without him, we would be

 

[Peachcurl]

Why was Crispy banned, indeed
In fact he wasn't, you are full of sheet
You made some hope, instilled some fear
Next time stuff it up your rear.

 

[oldmanpaco]

jim was a jolly ol'e chap
a jolly ol'e chap was he
he trolled the mods, fought the odds
he'll always be a hero to me

 

[Daemongar]

And here I was just thinking there was a limit to the 'dexs sinking.