Wrath of the cringefinder compilation thread

[Raghar]

Checked the past few pages and I thought I posted about this. Did I really not post about this in this thread?

There's a literal shit succubus. A succubus made entirely out of feces, yes it's obviously someone's sick fetish. And, because the authors and the fans are fucked in the head, of course you can have sex with the shit succubus and get a bonus for doing it(along with an achievement)

And of course black guy is violent one.

He's brown. Either mixed or some stuff like people from Spain.

 

[Nano]

That picture still haunts me.

 

[Sunri]

Checked the past few pages and I thought I posted about this. Did I really not post about this in this thread?

There's a literal shit succubus. A succubus made entirely out of feces, yes it's obviously someone's sick fetish. And, because the authors and the fans are fucked in the head, of course you can have sex with the shit succubus and get a bonus for doing it(along with an achievement)

Mu queen

 

[Ol' Willy]

Checked the past few pages and I thought I posted about this. Did I really not post about this in this thread?

There's a literal shit succubus. A succubus made entirely out of feces, yes it's obviously someone's sick fetish. And, because the authors and the fans are fucked in the head, of course you can have sex with the shit succubus and get a bonus for doing it(along with an achievement)

And of course black guy is violent one.

Joggers don't play RPGs

 

[LarryTyphoid]

Joggers don't play RPGs

I see them going in and out of my local comic/game shop all the time. That's probably explained by the shop also selling manga and anime, though.

 

[LarryTyphoid]

Not as bad as the giantess with AOE fart blasts who wants to eat the party to get stronger farts. Stories like these make me really glad I've never played P&P, especially in a public game shop.

 

[0wca]

Checked the past few pages and I thought I posted about this. Did I really not post about this in this thread?

There's a literal shit succubus. A succubus made entirely out of feces, yes it's obviously someone's sick fetish. And, because the authors and the fans are fucked in the head, of course you can have sex with the shit succubus and get a bonus for doing it(along with an achievement)

Is she vulnerable to fire damage because she's made of shit?

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Jesus Christ, this is really bad. Kingmaker is like a walk in the park in comparison.

Is this Paizo's fault, or is Moscow just full of degenerates... or both?

 

[Chippy]

I haven't bought this game, but just from reading the thread every once-in-a-while it seems that Owlcat are like that girlfriend who has a few fetishes that you indulge because she's awesome. You start out just letting her sit on your face (from the front not the back) maybe she scratches your back a bit during some frenzied sex, like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct; draws some blood. You get a bit concerned.

And then before you know it - like there's no inbetween - she's convinced you to get handcuffed to the bed and she's lubing up her entire fist and arm...

It's like there's no warning. No gradual build up. What happened to succubi with whips, maybe a kinky latex outfit, a tail and some breathplay...that sort of thing. Oh no, none of that. Let's just make a big shit succubus and have her plaster herself all over the player. I mean she doesn't even have big shit balloon tits.

 

[KateMicucci]

Ok reading about the shit succubus literally just made me throw up. I can't even stand to look at the post to quote it. This is the most offended I've ever been by a video game and it even beats that recent Wolfenstein game. I am never giving these retards money again.

 

[Alphons]

Ok reading about the shit succubus literally just made me throw up. I can't even stand to look at the post to quote it. This is the most offended I've ever been by a video game and it even beats that recent Wolfenstein game. I am never giving these retards money again.

If you do her quest, she gives you an awesome reward

Spoiler

You get covered in shit
https://pathfinderwrathoftherighteous.wiki.fextralife.com/Fulsome+Queen's+Order

You gain a +2 profane bonus to Constitution, +2 bonus to natural armor, immunity to diseases and have a 50% chance to treat any critical hit or sneak attack as a normal hit.
Due to an unpleasant stench and appearance your Charisma permanently decreases by 4

 

[lightbane]

How do your companions react to that event? They better call you out, even the CE ones, because this is straight up using a game to shove your literally shitty, disturbing fetish. At least it's an optional quest from what you guys say, but the bonuses are big enough to be quite recommended to do if you're insane.

Oh, and remember, being lawful = being fascist and evil, according to Cringefinder.

 

[Nano]

They better call you out, even the CE ones, because this is straight up using a game to shove your literally shitty, disturbing fetish.

One of those companions is a spider you can fuck. Is that less or more disturbing than the scat succubus?

 

[quixotic]

One of those companions is a spider you can fuck. Is that less or more disturbing than the scat succubus?

I’d take a weird spider monster girl over actual living feces any day of the week.
Imagine the smell

 

[Alphons]

I’d take a weird spider monster girl

Imagine paying alimony for all of them

 

[quixotic]

Imagine paying alimony for all of them

I wouldn’t have to, most female spiders eat their mate after intercourse

 

[luj1]

Yeah I had no idea there was so much of this shit in the game

 

[Tyranicon]

Full custom party and skipping 75% of the story text is the only way to play most modern RPGs. If people followed this simple rule, there'd be less complaining.

 

[Kaivokz]

I made a custom party because I didn’t like any of the characters, but despite enjoying all the build options and some of the challenging combats, I was not compelled to continue wrath after chapter 2. Bit of a disappointment; the game would have been better if it were literally one big dungeon designed for a fully custom party with no dialogue.

 

[LannTheStupid]

Why do you think the Fulsome Queen is a succubus? She likes Nocticula and wants to look like her, but that's it.

On the other hand, hoping to find people who can actually comprehend written texts would be insane in this thread.

the game would have been better if it were literally one big dungeon designed for a fully custom party with no dialogue.

Buy a Season Pass and wait for the DLC. Or wait for the DLC and then pirate it.

 

[Nano]

Why do you think the Fulsome Queen is a succubus? She likes Nocticula and wants to look like her, but that's it.

On the other hand, hoping to find people who can actually comprehend written texts would be insane in this thread.

Are you coping or do you secretly have a scat fetish?

 

[Camel]

Checked the past few pages and I thought I posted about this. Did I really not post about this in this thread?

There's a literal shit succubus. A succubus made entirely out of feces, yes it's obviously someone's sick fetish. And, because the authors and the fans are fucked in the head, of course you can have sex with the shit succubus and get a bonus for doing it(along with an achievement)

“Based Russians” faithfully adapted a disgusting fetish from Paizo’s AP written by Amber Scott et al.

 

[Alphons]

Why do you think the Fulsome Queen is a succubus? She likes Nocticula and wants to look like her, but that's it.

On the other hand, hoping to find people who can actually comprehend written texts would be insane in this thread.

WELL ACTUALLY, the shit succubus isn't a real succubus, but a sentient pile of shit that wants to look like a succubus! This completely invalidates the point that having sex with a pile of shit is absolutely disgusting.

Checkmate.

 

[Gangrelrumbler]

She's a metaphor for the other game villains: a pile of shit pretending to be a demon lord.

 

[Raghar]

Thus it's literally this.

Just nobody beaten up Pathfinder wrath of the sexually deprived to the pulp.