Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[NecroLord]

Baldur's Gate just got its NETFLIX ADAPTATION IN VIDEO GAME FORMAT!
What, are you guys not excited?

 

[Fargus]

I'd call it an ignoble end, but canon Abdel Adrian and the BG novelization are absolute fucking stinking piles of shit so...
They're ideal material for Larian

I read a bit about novelization. Hot garbage. Bodhi fangirling for main character was kinda funny though. Doesn't help that Abdel Adrian was supposed to look like Type O Negative singer lol.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

DOWN DOWN DOWN BY THE NIGGER!

 

[Sherry]

Hi.

aziz. Aziz! AZIZ LIGHT!!!!

Why why why does Drider need a lantern okay are wtf!! you can watch the trailer again and see at one minute and thirteen seconds is a lantern and at one minute and thirty seconds is a LANTERN! They live in the dark okay and have the vision that lets them see in the dark and it would be like Shelobbed from the rings movie using the bottle of a star to see inside her lair okay and if it is because they are in the underworld where it is dark should not one of the other npcs be holding the lantern intstead because the Driman can see in the dark any wa this is so not dungeons and dragons. Spidermen needing a LANTERN! and I probably the monster chest scene with Boo is at the END GAME TOO!

Thanks,
Sherry

 

[Gargaune]

Do graphic design schools teach people to use this specific color palette for fantasy settings?

Thank you! It's not the worst I've seen lately, not even by a long shot, but still, why does it looks so... fairy tale-like? Especially since Larian seemed to have started out with a somewhat grittier, grimier tone, unless I'm misremembering.

Toussaint

That was CDPR mixing things up though, and in an expansion that explicitly leaned into the whole "fairy tale with a twist" thing. It was a very different affair from the likes of Velen and Novigrad and even Skellige's Skyrim++.

 

[Reinhardt]

wut iz that... laqueesha thing?

 

[Reinhardt]

ok, sven, explain yourself. your trailer made me lose interest in your gaem in ~1 minute. couldn't even finish it. all skreeching about hp bloat, day/night shit and toilet chain couldn't. your trailer did.

 

[mediocrepoet]

She's a druid. How many brushes and mirrors do you find out in the middle of the woods. She probably hasn't showered in like a decade.

And yet somehow manages to maintain dreadlocks.

It's fantasy. Druid level 0 spell: cultural appropriation.

 

[Reinhardt]

they can just say she's half BLACK elf

 

[NecroLord]

She's a druid. How many brushes and mirrors do you find out in the middle of the woods. She probably hasn't showered in like a decade.

And yet somehow manages to maintain dreadlocks.

It's fantasy. Druid level 0 spell: cultural appropriation.

It's only a cantrip?

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

wut iz that... laqueesha thing?

A larper.
Seriously, some of these character models just look like a modern person in a costume.
Like, they just grabbed one of their interns and modeled her into the game without thinking "would someone in a fantasy world have hair like that?"
Or is wearing a mop on your head a common cultural phenomenon in Forgotten Realms?

 

[mediocrepoet]

She's a druid. How many brushes and mirrors do you find out in the middle of the woods. She probably hasn't showered in like a decade.

And yet somehow manages to maintain dreadlocks.

It's fantasy. Druid level 0 spell: cultural appropriation.

It's only a cantrip?

Don't question the way of the wigger.

 

[Dadd]

Thank you! It's not the worst I've seen lately, not even by a long shot, but still, why does it looks so... fairy tale-like? Especially since Larian seemed to have started out with a somewhat grittier, grimier tone, unless I'm misremembering.

I started noticing such widespread abuse of colors about 5-6 years ago, in fantasy movies, tv shows, games. Maybe it was just as popular before that. It looks like the clashing colors are supposed to represent or accustom people to establishment ideas about diversity, etc. Maybe it's a feature of a social engineering effort emanating from some grimy think tank.

 

[VonHoffenHeimer]

The only thing more cringe than this trailer is the $270 "collectors" edition. I'm surprised it doesn't come with a black flesh light.

 

[LostHisMarbles]

Wonderful stuff.. and so novel! Niggers, dykes, ugly faces so as not to offend, romances.. mtf.

If i may humbly apologise to every 'Dexer, ever, for saying "Swen is a bro" on a previous incarnation.
I swear brothers, i didn't know; hope was still a thing and D:OS I had yet to release, forgive me.

I repent,
LostHisMarbles.

 

[Popiel]

I suppose none of you who are reacting to dykeness of this gaem are aware of the direction tabletop D&D is taking. Let's just say that it's at least consistent with Larianshit in this regard

 

[Fedora Master]

Hi.

aziz. Aziz! AZIZ LIGHT!!!!

Why why why does Drider need a lantern okay are wtf!! you can watch the trailer again and see at one minute and thirteen seconds is a lantern and at one minute and thirty seconds is a LANTERN! They live in the dark okay and have the vision that lets them see in the dark and it would be like Shelobbed from the rings movie using the bottle of a star to see inside her lair okay and if it is because they are in the underworld where it is dark should not one of the other npcs be holding the lantern intstead because the Driman can see in the dark any wa this is so not dungeons and dragons. Spidermen needing a LANTERN! and I probably the monster chest scene with Boo is at the END GAME TOO!

Thanks,
Sherry

Admit it, Anonymous Wife Scholar was your alt

 

[Larianshill]

Hi.

aziz. Aziz! AZIZ LIGHT!!!!

Why why why does Drider need a lantern okay are wtf!! you can watch the trailer again and see at one minute and thirteen seconds is a lantern and at one minute and thirty seconds is a LANTERN! They live in the dark okay and have the vision that lets them see in the dark and it would be like Shelobbed from the rings movie using the bottle of a star to see inside her lair okay and if it is because they are in the underworld where it is dark should not one of the other npcs be holding the lantern intstead because the Driman can see in the dark any wa this is so not dungeons and dragons. Spidermen needing a LANTERN! and I probably the monster chest scene with Boo is at the END GAME TOO!

Thanks,
Sherry

It's a special magic lantern required to travel to the Moonrise Towers, it protects you from the shadow magic polluting it.

 

[Swen]

ok, sven, explain yourself. your trailer made me lose interest in your gaem in ~1 minute. couldn't even finish it. all skreeching about hp bloat, day/night shit and toilet chain couldn't. your trailer did.

Someone hacked our servers and changed the good trailer with this one, I assume it was a bulgarian.

 

[d1r]

I am still concerned about the fact, that we haven't seen any new companions since the EA release. I was hoping for at least double the amount on release. Current amount +1 or 2 won't cut it.

 

[NecroLord]

I am still concerned about the fact, that we haven't seen any new companions since the EA release. I was hoping for at least double the amount on release. Current amount +1 or 2 won't cut it.

Are you absolutely certain you want to see those companions?

 

[Fedora Master]

I am still concerned about the fact, that we haven't seen any new companions since the EA release. I was hoping for at least double the amount on release. Current amount +1 or 2 won't cut it.

Are you absolutely certain you want to see those companions?

I just thought of a Larian/Critical Role crossover and almost threw up

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

best girl from Baldurs Gate 2

No. That would be Lissa.

 

[Reinhardt]

plot twist - shaneekwa from trailer is one of the new companions. please, be excited!

 

[Dadd]

How many black people would even play this? I thought they tend to prefer fighting games, don't give a shit about RPGs. And a token lesbian wouldn't do anything to change that.