Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[fantadomat]

LoL a lot of page moving for this garbo. Anything funny worth reading trough ? The game seems like a satanic porn fantasy of the faggot swampgermans.

Fyi, they are satanic swamp belgians.

There is no such thing as belgians,they don't have national language nor ethnic group. For fuck sake they even have like a dozen parlaments.

 

[fantadomat]

LoL a lot of page moving for this garbo. Anything funny worth reading trough ? The game seems like a satanic porn fantasy of the faggot swampgermans.

I missed you my good bulgarian friend, pls don't leave

Well i am at the beach,decided to spend this summer at the sea. Me laptop fucked up and was too drunk last few weeks to order a new one. Now i have one so,here i am me lovely swampgermo whore.

 

[fantadomat]

LoL a lot of page moving for this garbo. Anything funny worth reading trough ? The game seems like a satanic porn fantasy of the faggot swampgermans.

Why, yes:

• Holy war fought between pro and anti-bear factions.
• Despite allowing furries, transexuals, and midget-sex, it's still not perverse enough for ResetEra, and thus promotes colonial fascism in the minds of their users.
• Someone on the Larian forum wrote a 19,000+ word chain post about how to fuck halflings.

Actually, maybe satanic porn fantasy tracks after all.

Sooo no much difference with what was a few months back. Did they release more pedo sex pictures ?

 

[SmartCheetah]

I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, and I'm still torn between dwarf bard and dwarf paladin. My heart says paladin, but my brain says bard.

Just pick dwarf monk.

 

[Aarwolf]

Please tell me if BG3 will have foot fetishism, like the classic CRPGs of yore?

Thanks to you and this thread I'm in possession of knowledge about this lost-and-found by team od esteemed codexers hidden gem of a game. Big brofist to you and to Konjad, Tramboi, asfasdf and others who made this possible - I love you!

 

[Maculo]

LoL a lot of page moving for this garbo. Anything funny worth reading trough ? The game seems like a satanic porn fantasy of the faggot swampgermans.

Why, yes:

• Holy war fought between pro and anti-bear factions.
• Despite allowing furries, transexuals, and midget-sex, it's still not perverse enough for ResetEra, and thus promotes colonial fascism in the minds of their users.
• Someone on the Larian forum wrote a 19,000+ word chain post about how to fuck halflings.

Actually, maybe satanic porn fantasy tracks after all.

Sooo no much difference with what was a few months back. Did they release more pedo sex pictures ?

I don’t know if they have released more, but it’s only a matter of time before someone posts/memes the sex scenes involving halflings and/or the bear.

The Dark Urge origin looks cool.

Balance will be bonkers in good and bad ways imo.

 

[Barbarian]

Last rpg with truly good balance I played was Battle Brothers. Perhaps I'm setting the bar way too high, but it seems most rpg games based on p&p systems have terrible balance, specially newer ones.

The original trilogy had OP builds that allowed you to munchkin through the game? Pathfinder games were worse. Then you need to pick unfair/nightmare difficulties to have a challenge, and the only way to win at these difficulties is to munchkin your way into exploiting the game systems.

A shame really. I place no high hopes here, being that they are catering to dumbfuck bear sex enthusiasts and other manner of sodomites. Tactician mode will provide some challenge hopefully - if they keep to their word.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Thanks to you and this thread I'm in possession of knowledge about this lost-and-found by team od esteemed codexers hidden gem of a game. Big brofist to you and to @Konjad, @Tramboi, @asfasdf and others who made this possible - I love you!

You're lucky enough to find it after all(?) its bugs have been fixed. Back in the day, it barely ran.

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

think im gon roll with tiefling vengeance pally.. thoughts?

Makes a good battlefield controller. Go human. Take feats Polearm Master, Martial Adept, and Sentinel. It may be worth splashing fighter to get Combat Style tunnel fighter and action surge.

 

[Percy]

Go battlemaster Archer fighter and just push attack everything to their death from range.

 

[Barbarian]

Go battlemaster Archer fighter and just push attack everything to their death from range.

Apparently pushing foes into chasm/abyss/lava/whatever destroys the loot(as it should).

 

[Percy]

Go battlemaster Archer fighter and just push attack everything to their death from range.

Apparently pushing foes into chasm/abyss/lava/whatever destroys the loot(as it should).

Yep but it's still funny.

That said probably shouldn't shoot ethel down the chasm.

 

[Elthosian]

most likely getting a 4090 to replace my 1080

Lord above, get a 4080 instead. It's not worth the performance-to-price-increase

Just as overpriced if not even moreso, the only sensible choice right now is a second-hand 3090 under warranty for 650 USD or a 4070 for under 600. Anything else is a waste of money.

 

[Herumor]

Just as overpriced if not even moreso, the only sensible choice right now is a second-hand 3090 under warranty for 650 USD or a 4070 for under 600. Anything else is a waste of money.

I'm getting the 4090 for roughly 700 euros, second-hand with its warranty still valid, but it's from a trusted friend who barely uses his desktop and is switching over to a laptop instead, he just happened to ask me first if I was interested in buying it.

Please tell me if BG3 will have foot fetishism, like the classic CRPGs of yore?

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I'm pretty sure that you have to go along with that shit, and that there's an option to have the goblin kiss your feet instead.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

there's an option to have the goblin kiss your feet instead.

This doesn't exactly make it any better...

 

[Herumor]

This doesn't exactly make it any better...

I mean, he tried to humiliate you, you just have the option to humiliate him in return if you want.

 

[Pizzashoes]

Anything else is a waste of money.

Yeah I'd sure hate to be poor

 

[Elthosian]

Just as overpriced if not even moreso, the only sensible choice right now is a second-hand 3090 under warranty for 650 USD or a 4070 for under 600. Anything else is a waste of money.

I'm getting the 4090 for roughly 700 euros, second-hand with its warranty still valid, but it's from a trusted friend who barely uses his desktop and is switching over to a laptop instead, he just happened to ask me first if I was interested in buying it.

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I'm pretty sure that you have to go along with that shit, and that there's an option to have the goblin kiss your feet instead.

My man, should have said that in the first place. Amazing deal and really good friend you've got there.

 

[MerchantKing]

Just as overpriced if not even moreso, the only sensible choice right now is a second-hand 3090 under warranty for 650 USD or a 4070 for under 600. Anything else is a waste of money.

I'm getting the 4090 for roughly 700 euros, second-hand with its warranty still valid, but it's from a trusted friend who barely uses his desktop and is switching over to a laptop instead, he just happened to ask me first if I was interested in buying it.

View attachment 39266

I'm pretty sure that you have to go along with that shit, and that there's an option to have the goblin kiss your feet instead.

My man, should have said that in the first place. Amazing deal and really good friend you've got there.

You guys are talking to goblins? You're supposed to slaughter them all along with the demon "refugees" and the furries in the camp. Make sure to kill every gith you see. Destroy their pagan shrines and temples and make sure your party of Gnome males is circumcised else they will be separated from their people. Take no strange women from among them. Then clear every non-Gnome from the city of Baldur's Gate.

 

[Takamori]

https://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Larian-Studios-Reviews-E1861123.htm
Whoever is curious.
Seems like a fucking chaos but at the same time no crunch?

 

[Tyranicon]

Gith are alright, they kill the hentai brain suckers.

 

[Immortal]

>why don't they pay clutter placers more money??
>why isn't placing random bits of clutter a neat, exact assembly line process?!

Get back in your cage and put more apples on that fucking tab- Oh shit Swen is coming..
> Door slams open
"Alright my little clutterpigs.. this snowy cabin is now a volcano.. you have 3 hours"
> Door slams shut again

 

[blessed king of longing]

8 days boyos

Spoiler

 

[blessed king of longing]

some "cons" from Larians glassdoor reviews

>studio is "racist"
>ingame ability to steal peoples underwear after knocking them out
>"routinely hires toxic leads and directors"
>management sometimes makes bad decisions (oh no!)
>lead roles try to influence Swen

Spoiler

https://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Larian-Studios-Reviews-E1861123.htm

i think you could do a lot worse than working there, they don't even do crunch

 

[Zeriel]

MORE OPTIONS IS LE BAD!

When the "option" is eradicating the entire identity of a character, yeah.

To be honest, this has always been weird, going back decades. But at least Infinity Engine 2E days had the ruleset basically making it very hard to multi/dual-class after the fact, so you couldn't turn Imoen into a barbarian. This level of nonsense just makes characters utterly meaningless.