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La vie sexuelle

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I like Shadowheart

She is carefully tailored by psychologist in Larian to draw attention from heterosexual men, just like Astarion is tailored to draw attention from crazy women. Halsin is obviously gay fantasy (there is gay subculture called "bears"). Gale is fantasy for more normal women and Minthara romance is about calming rowdy beast. Lae'zel is about being dominated and Wyll...what is the point of Wyll?

Singing to Shadowheart by the campfire after a long day of fighting bad guys....

Writing a ballad about Shadowheart's heroic deeds saving Baldur's Gate from the dastardly cult of the absolute...

Embarking on Shadowheart's quest to discover her memories, and then making new ones, together....

Cuddling with Shadowheart and suddenly she whispers to you her real name....

Shadowheart running her fingers through your hair as you sit and watch the stars together, then she says she's happy that she can finally appreciate the moon now that she has escaped from Shar's deceptions...

Using your reaction to jump in front of an arrow that met or exceeded her armor class....

Getting Loviatar's blessing from the priest in the fort and Shadowheart liked watching that so she tells you that you need to do it again every night in order to keep the blessing, and that she happily volunteers to help you....

Using your adventuring money to buy the nicest wine in Baldur's Gate for your date at the lake with Shadowheart....but then reminding her that it's dangerous to drink and swim because you love her and care about her safety more than you value looking cool....

Using detect thoughts to find out what Shadowheart's favorite camp meal is, and then always collecting those camp supplies....no, that's an invasion of privacy, I will never use magic or tadpoles to look at Shadowheart's mind, I'll just ask her normally....

Taking proficiency and then expertise in chef's tools at character creation so you can always make the yummiest meals for your wife Shadowheart....

:shittydog:

Stuffing your bear cock in her shadow plane dimensional door.

Halsin isn't Origin character, but you can play as Shadowheart...
 

La vie sexuelle

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Cuddling with Shadowheart and suddenly she whispers to you her real name....

"My real name is Shadowheart... Fromthenewworld."

"My real name is Jeniffer Alice Cobblestone-Watson III. Deal with it, romantic partner"


blessed king of longing:
Singing to Shadowheart by the campfire after a long day of fighting bad guys....

Writing a ballad about Shadowheart's heroic deeds saving Baldur's Gate from the dastardly cult of the absolute...

Embarking on Shadowheart's quest to discover her memories, and then making new ones, together....

Cuddling with Shadowheart and suddenly she whispers to you her real name....

Shadowheart running her fingers through your hair as you sit and watch the stars together, then she says she's happy that she can finally appreciate the moon now that she has escaped from Shar's deceptions...

Using your reaction to jump in front of an arrow that met or exceeded her armor class....

Getting Loviatar's blessing from the priest in the fort and Shadowheart liked watching that so she tells you that you need to do it again every night in order to keep the blessing, and that she happily volunteers to help you....

Using your adventuring money to buy the nicest wine in Baldur's Gate for your date at the lake with Shadowheart....but then reminding her that it's dangerous to drink and swim because you love her and care about her safety more than you value looking cool....

Using detect thoughts to find out what Shadowheart's favorite camp meal is, and then always collecting those camp supplies....no, that's an invasion of privacy, I will never use magic or tadpoles to look at Shadowheart's mind, I'll just ask her normally....

Taking proficiency and then expertise in chef's tools at character creation so you can always make the yummiest meals for your wife Shadowheart....

BTW, what happened to this 4chan thread?
 

Kiste

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Then where tf is he?

nobodycares2ocva.jpg
 

Barbarian

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I like Shadowheart

She is carefully tailored by psychologist in Larian to draw attention from heterosexual men, just like Astarion is tailored to draw attention from crazy women. Halsin is obviously gay fantasy (there is gay subculture called "bears"). Gale is fantasy for more normal women and Minthara romance is about calming rowdy beast. Lae'zel is about being dominated and Wyll...what is the point of Wyll?

Don't forget Karlach. For the buff girl fetishists.
 

Reinhardt

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I like Shadowheart

She is carefully tailored by psychologist in Larian to draw attention from heterosexual men, just like Astarion is tailored to draw attention from crazy women. Halsin is obviously gay fantasy (there is gay subculture called "bears"). Gale is fantasy for more normal women and Minthara romance is about calming rowdy beast. Lae'zel is about being dominated and Wyll...what is the point of Wyll?

Don't forget Karlach. For the buff girl fetishists.
girl?
 

La vie sexuelle

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Wyll...what is the point of Wyll?
Nobody knows, that's why he got a rewrite and a new voice actor.

Ah, yes, they added sex-cult to his plot.

I like Shadowheart

She is carefully tailored by psychologist in Larian to draw attention from heterosexual men, just like Astarion is tailored to draw attention from crazy women. Halsin is obviously gay fantasy (there is gay subculture called "bears"). Gale is fantasy for more normal women and Minthara romance is about calming rowdy beast. Lae'zel is about being dominated and Wyll...what is the point of Wyll?

Don't forget Karlach. For the buff girl fetishists.

No. She is for weebs. Colorful? Check. Shows a lot of skin? Check. Has "secretly dangerous power"? Check. Tights? Check. She is sweet virgin looking for good boyfriend desu? Check.
 

Maculo

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Strap Yourselves In Pathfinder: Wrath
I like Shadowheart

She is carefully tailored by psychologist in Larian to draw attention from heterosexual men, just like Astarion is tailored to draw attention from crazy women. Halsin is obviously gay fantasy (there is gay subculture called "bears"). Gale is fantasy for more normal women and Minthara romance is about calming rowdy beast. Lae'zel is about being dominated and Wyll...what is the point of Wyll?

Don't forget Karlach. For the buff girl fetishists.
Yes, Patrician taste. I plan to RP as Andrew Tate and respec Shadowheart, Lazael, and Karlach all as max-strength fighters or barbarians that throw/carry my male PC from place to place, because walking is for the birds ...and women.
 
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Kiste

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Yes, Patrician taste. I plan RP as Andrew Tate and respec Shadowheart, Lazael, and Karlach all as max-strength fighters or barbarians that throw/carry my male PC from place to place, because walking is for the birds ...and women.

Will your male PC also end up as someone's bitch in a Romanian prison?
 

Barbarian

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Yes, Patrician taste. I plan RP as Andrew Tate and respec Shadowheart, Lazael, and Karlach all as max-strength fighters or barbarians that throw/carry my male PC from place to place, because walking is for the birds ...and women.

Will your male PC also end up as someone's bitch in a Romanian prison?

Don't forget convert to islam.
 

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