Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Alienman]

Why are we seeing gay sex between two companions?

Also, Jesus H Christ.

 

[Zeriel]

Ok I will go celibate with my characters, no way I'm going through the cringe overload of Belgian humor.

Larian writing after DOS1 makes me want to kill all the characters they write. Not sure that's what they had in mind, but... I guess it's nice Swen lets me butcher them all?

 

[Decado]

Belgian """"humor""""

I have said repeatedly -- and will say again -- that Larian is at their worst when they are trying to be funny. Belgians are not funny.

Quick: name a funny Belgian comedian or actor. Times up, you can't, because there aren't any.

 

[Jermu]

7

 

[jf8350143]

WTF is this bullshit?

The writing is even worse than DA:I, and looks worse as well.

You haven't played DA:I in a long time. It's not even half as bad as Bioware.

At least in DA:I they leave the cringe in the later parts of the romance, not in the "first date".

I don't see how anyone can think this is better than dragon age or ME's romance.

 

[Anonona]

This has to be the best argument to play as the psychotic lizard and kill them all

 

[Infinitron]

Halsin is a bear.

 

[Nelka]

Oh, yes. Now we will see gay sex for the next 10 minutes.

 

[cpmartins]

My fucking God what is this shit?

 

[Readher]

Ok I will go celibate with my characters, no way I'm going through the cringe overload of Belgian humor.

She might be simply BG3's Sera. Shadowheart was nowhere near as cringe in the EA as Karlach here.

 

[Nelka]

Some of you paid for this game, just watch what your money went for. Apologize, now.

 

[Anonona]

The fucking audience, man... they know what they are doing

 

[Child of Malkav]

Wow, this is how they understand to promote the game in their last panel? Faggots. And the fucking audience....

 

[Infinitron]

Hahaha holy shit.

You have to hand it to Larian. They went all the way with no cop-outs.

 

[Swen]

 

[Jermu]

 

[cpmartins]

The fucking audience, man... they know what they are doing

16 thousand fucking nigger retards clapping like the subhuman mokeys they are.

 

[Tyranicon]

I'm getting so much mileage out of this meme, it's unreal.

 

[Takamori]

Well.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

WTF is this bullshit?

The writing is even worse than DA:I, and looks worse as well.

You haven't played DA:I in a long time. It's not even half as bad as Bioware.

At least in DA:I they leave the cringe in the later parts of the romance, not in the "first date".

I don't see how anyone can think this is better than dragon age or ME's romance.

After da2, a huge chunk of positive interactions with companions are labeled as romance triggers.

 

[Anonona]

Now something we can actually masturbate to; combat!

 

[Rhobar121]

WTF is this bullshit?

The writing is even worse than DA:I, and looks worse as well.

You haven't played DA:I in a long time. It's not even half as bad as Bioware.

At least in DA:I they leave the cringe in the later parts of the romance, not in the "first date".

I don't see how anyone thinks this is better than dragon age or ME's romance.

In the case of ME, I agree, but it's still not as cringe as DA:I. If you don't mind wasting your life, you can check out youtube.

 

[Alienman]

I got my class choice now, Paladin with a mission to purge the degenerates.

 

[Readher]

 

[Heinrich]

I'm crying laughing right now, I'm not even mad