I genuinely haven't been following BG3 development too much because like Rogue Trader i know in all likelihood i'll get it at launch for better or worst so rather not spoil too much for myself... But august is around the corner and apparently latest news is on romance stuff again? Ok time to catch up...
*catches up and browses steam forum, always a bastion of non schizo takes and reasonable discussions*
You know what? I'm probably the target audience for this kinda thing. No not the furry sex or gay stuff but I liked and still like og bioware games and their romances.
Yes call me a sappy fool or w/e, but good romances can make a game more fun when done right and it's always optional.
But yeah if they have dedicated so much ressources and time to sex cutscenes and having all sorts of options when it comes to being on dates and dialogues with your paramour, then surely the romance in this game is going to blow my mind right? Let's see what lovely bunch of bacholerettes I will be courting!
A demon tiefling barbarian. Ok, fine this is the monster girl option and i guess some dudes like to get dommed, fair enough. Next!
A githyanki fighter. Oh another monster girl option? Good for those who are into that kinda thing, weak mage types will have some decent choice in strong monster girls to protect them. But not for my first pc methinks, next!
A priestess of sharr. Ah finally a normalish looking character, not exactly attractive but surely it's only going to get up from here! Oh wait, she wants to dom you and you have to be a foot stool to romance her? Wtf. Morrigan and Viconia were never this bad, hell arguing with them was half the fun. Ok c'mon next option will be the good one!
A drow. Even more into femdom and you have to act like her little doggy. I mean makes sense for a drow so no complaints here but wtf I'm starting to sense a trend. This can't be it right? I mean c'mon no way a game can devote this much ressource to romance and not give straight guys a few good options? Or hell ONE good option.
Ah there's still one more! Ok this is it. She is going to be THE romanceable character everyone remembers fondly, my body and soul are ready, give it to me Larian!
Jaheira.