Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Saravan]

Where is Late Bloomer’s daily round of quotes that made him mad???

 

[Gargaune]

That tweet thread has apparently caused quite a stir:

"If you do your homework, you make the rest of us look bad!"

Embarrassing, some guy actually had the gall to say gamers should consider the conditions of the individual developer when they judge their game. Yeah... no. Because "gamers" and "game" here are also known as "customers" and, respectively, "product" - you get judged on what you charge for it. Nobody's gonna expect a hundred hours of movie-gaming from an indie title with an indie price tag, but if Larian can ship a whole lot more than you for that same AAA price, you need to stop worrying about the bar's elevation and start looking at the bloat in your development process.

Here's how it works in practice: I paid AAA €60 for a game with controls so atrocious I might not have the stomach to play it. That's what I'm judging Swen's game on. Oh, how I'm judging it...


P.S. "the ultimate RPG game" - keep youtubing, youtubers.

 

[Kiste]

Where is Late Bloomer’s daily round of quotes that made him mad???

I think he has become content with merely spamming the "shit" rating.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Where is Late Bloomer’s daily round of quotes that made him mad???

It wasn't good for my mental health. Dealing with you bearfucking zoophiliacs who like getting pegged while stroking Wyll's cock gets tiresome.

I think he has become content with merely spamming the "shit" rating.

 

[Kiste]

Dealing with you bearfucking zoophiliacs who like getting pegged while stroking Wyll's cock gets tiresome.

 

[Larianshill]

It wasn't good for my mental health. Dealing with you bearfucking zoophiliacs who like getting pegged while stroking Wyll's cock gets tiresome.

I'm also worried for your mental health. I think you should check into a psych ward, and maybe stay there.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Where is Late Bloomer’s daily round of quotes that made him mad???

Late Bloomer is silly and I don't like him.

 

[Pizzashoes]

Albino Drow Sorcerer/Eldritch Knight inspired by Elric de Melboniné - Dark Urge origin - Can't control his impulses to violently murder sodomites and whores. Just wish I could get a cursed sword of some sort.

Might go pure sorcerer class. Wield a rapier instead of a longsword. Maybe Wizard/Eldritch Knight to keep Intelligence the focus stat.

Do not forget the part where his cousin cucks him several times

I gave the series a shot for obvious reasons, but in Elric's introduction he seems like a whiny pussy who's whipped by that girl and seethes about his cooler brother. That's the first chapter, and I couldn't continue.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Albino Drow Sorcerer/Eldritch Knight inspired by Elric de Melboniné - Dark Urge origin - Can't control his impulses to violently murder sodomites and whores. Just wish I could get a cursed sword of some sort.

Might go pure sorcerer class. Wield a rapier instead of a longsword. Maybe Wizard/Eldritch Knight to keep Intelligence the focus stat.

Do not forget the part where his cousin cucks him several times

I gave the series a shot for obvious reasons, but in Elric's introduction he seems like a whiny pussy who's whipped by that girl and seethes about his cooler brother. That's the first chapter, and I couldn't continue.

Elric was always a pompous, whiny edgelord...just like Michael Moorcock.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Bear sex and tranyisms aside, just reading how game devs are shitting themselves in that thread makes me think this game is pure incline.

>oh no! we might have to actually deliver quality and quantity for once, something we haven't really done since voice acting and cinematics became a standard!

Also, isn't it funny that none of them are saying this about Starfield and it's "1000 worlds"? I wonder why...

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Albino Drow Sorcerer/Eldritch Knight inspired by Elric de Melboniné - Dark Urge origin - Can't control his impulses to violently murder sodomites and whores. Just wish I could get a cursed sword of some sort.

Might go pure sorcerer class. Wield a rapier instead of a longsword. Maybe Wizard/Eldritch Knight to keep Intelligence the focus stat.

Do not forget the part where his cousin cucks him several times

I gave the series a shot for obvious reasons, but in Elric's introduction he seems like a whiny pussy who's whipped by that girl and seethes about his cooler brother. That's the first chapter, and I couldn't continue.

Moorcock's stuff is written from a turboleftist and actual anarchist's lens. All kings or members of the nobility are depicted as mentally and physically feeble because that's what happens when you do inbreeding for centuries.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Bear sex and tranyisms aside, just reading how game devs are shitting themselves in that thread makes me think this game is pure incline.

>oh no! we might have to actually deliver quality and quantity for once, something we haven't really done since voice acting and cinematics became a standard!

Also, isn't it funny that none of them are saying this about Starfield and it's "1000 worlds"? I wonder why...

Same thing happened with Elden Ring. Maybe it's a trend?

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Bear sex and tranyisms aside, just reading how game devs are shitting themselves in that thread makes me think this game is pure incline.

>oh no! we might have to actually deliver quality and quantity for once, something we haven't really done since voice acting and cinematics became a standard!

Also, isn't it funny that none of them are saying this about Starfield and it's "1000 worlds"? I wonder why...

Baldur's Gate 3 is a game, a dish.

Starfield is product, is a MCburger.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Starfield is product, is a MCburger.

That, and I think that most devs know by now that Todd rarely delivers on his promises.

SF's 1000 worlds will probably be about as well put together as Radiant AI or FO76, if there's even really 1000 of them at all.

90% filler, 10% decent content - but it's ok, since "mods will fix it".

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Albino Drow Sorcerer/Eldritch Knight inspired by Elric de Melboniné - Dark Urge origin - Can't control his impulses to violently murder sodomites and whores. Just wish I could get a cursed sword of some sort.

Might go pure sorcerer class. Wield a rapier instead of a longsword. Maybe Wizard/Eldritch Knight to keep Intelligence the focus stat.

Do not forget the part where his cousin cucks him several times

I gave the series a shot for obvious reasons, but in Elric's introduction he seems like a whiny pussy who's whipped by that girl and seethes about his cooler brother. That's the first chapter, and I couldn't continue.

Moorcock's stuff is written from a turboleftist and actual anarchist's lens. All kings or members of the nobility are depicted as mentally and physically feeble because that's what happens when you do inbreeding for centuries.

Leftist treat everything as propaganda and they always write propaganda. Moorcock have or had a talent, but he is limited to his political obsessions. With time it gets even more clear.

Starfield is product, is a MCburger.

That, and I think that most devs know by now that Todd rarely delivers on his promises.

SF's 1000 worlds will probably be about as well put together as Radiant AI or FO76, if there's even really 1000 of them at all.

I'll be not surprised if "resources world" be equally interactive as most of the planets in Mass Effect 2.

 

[Kiste]

Leftist treat everything as propaganda and they always write propaganda. Moorcock have or had a talent, but he is limited to his political obsessions. With time it gets even more clear.

That's not limited to the left. See Terry Goodkind.

 

[S.H.O.D.A.N.]

Elric was always a pompous, whiny edgelord...just like Michael Moorcock.

It's strange how Moorcock strains my ability to ignore the author's persona in my reception of their work, yet plenty of people of ostensibly worse character quality do not.

There's something deeply off-putting about a man who would campaign to have the works of a fellow author removed from the bookshelves, regardless of reason.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Leftist treat everything as propaganda and they always write propaganda. Moorcock have or had a talent, but he is limited to his political obsessions. With time it gets even more clear.

That's not limited to the left. See Terry Goodkind.

Terry was objectively (ha!) anomaly (ha!). There are right wing fantasy/sci-fi writers in Anglosphere, but theirs publishing life is limited to Amazon PDF and Twitter. Real writters (publishing on paper) are turboleftist and that is the reason why this branch of literature is dead.

Elric was always a pompous, whiny edgelord...just like Michael Moorcock.

It's strange how Moorcock strains my ability to ignore the author's persona in my reception of their work, yet plenty of people of ostensibly worse character quality do not.

There's something deeply off-putting about a man who would campaign to have the works of a fellow author removed from the bookshelves, regardless of reason.

Art always come from author personality. Treat that make you an awful person could make you a good writer. Moorcock is problematic, just like Alan Moore. Thier craziness is mixed with real talent, but with every decade negatives prevail positives more and more. Perhaps they was change as a people too.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

So on an another note i tried to install Solasta today for playing a bit with the 5th edition ruleset. Made a character played for an hour and hell:

How bad it is?
Aside the combat the game is just pure garbage. Writing us awfyk. Artstyle everything even voice acting and cinematics is atrocious.

Compared with what i saw about bg3 in the EA Solasta is like a mere toddler. And no is not because the team is small that's not even trying.

I think bg3 will bomb and will be glorious.

 

[Ryzer]

Just FYI, Baldur's Gate 1 is one of the most boring dreadful boilerplate fantasy RPG ever made, second to Neverwinter Nights which is even more shit.
However Baldur's Gate 2 is very good.

 

[Rhobar121]

So on an another note i tried to install Solasta today for playing a bit with the 5th edition ruleset. Made a character played for an hour and hell:

How bad it is?
Aside the combat the game is just pure garbage. Writing us awfyk. Artstyle everything even voice acting and cinematics is atrocious.

Compared with what i saw about bg3 in the EA Solasta is like a mere toddler. And no is not because the team is small that's not even trying.

I think bg3 will bomb and will be glorious.

Despite the small budget, it's hard to defend this game in terms of graphics quality or voice acting. If you don't have the budget and skills never bite off more than one can chew

 

[La vie sexuelle]

So on an another note i tried to install Solasta today for playing a bit with the 5th edition ruleset. Made a character played for an hour and hell:

How bad it is?
Aside the combat the game is just pure garbage. Writing us awfyk. Artstyle everything even voice acting and cinematics is atrocious.

Compared with what i saw about bg3 in the EA Solasta is like a mere toddler. And no is not because the team is small that's not even trying.

I think bg3 will bomb and will be glorious.

Despite the small budget, it's hard to defend this game in terms of graphics quality or voice acting. If you don't have the budget and skills never bite off more than one can chew

How financially successful game can bombed?

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

So on an another note i tried to install Solasta today for playing a bit with the 5th edition ruleset. Made a character played for an hour and hell:

How bad it is?
Aside the combat the game is just pure garbage. Writing us awfyk. Artstyle everything even voice acting and cinematics is atrocious.

Compared with what i saw about bg3 in the EA Solasta is like a mere toddler. And no is not because the team is small that's not even trying.

I think bg3 will bomb and will be glorious.

Despite the small budget, it's hard to defend this game in terms of graphics quality or voice acting. If you don't have the budget and skills never bite off more than one can chew

How financially successful game can bombed?

I think bg3 will have an huge success. I can see why some AAA devs are scared. When they start to make statements like they did is evident their concern.

"Oh no we have no excuse anymore we got to work to earn our money!"

As for Solasta.
You don't need voice acting to make a good rpg.
Problem of solasta is that is evident they neglected everything but combat this is why the game is in such a state.

 

[Orud]

Embarrassing, some guy actually had the gall to say gamers should consider the conditions of the individual developer when they judge their game. Yeah... no. Because "gamers" and "game" here are also known as "customers" and, respectively, "product" - you get judged on what you charge for it. Nobody's gonna expect a hundred hours of movie-gaming from an indie title with an indie price tag, but if Larian can ship a whole lot more than you for that same AAA price, you need to stop worrying about the bar's elevation and start looking at the bloat in your development process.

"People would like Dragon Age 2 a lot more if only they knew how much fun it was developing it." - Actual quote from David Gaider.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

So on an another note i tried to install Solasta today for playing a bit with the 5th edition ruleset. Made a character played for an hour and hell:

How bad it is?
Aside the combat the game is just pure garbage. Writing us awfyk. Artstyle everything even voice acting and cinematics is atrocious.

Compared with what i saw about bg3 in the EA Solasta is like a mere toddler. And no is not because the team is small that's not even trying.

I think bg3 will bomb and will be glorious.

Despite the small budget, it's hard to defend this game in terms of graphics quality or voice acting. If you don't have the budget and skills never bite off more than one can chew

How financially successful game can bombed?

I think bg3 will have an huge success. I can see why some AAA devs are scared. When they start to make statements like they did is evident their concern.

"Oh no we have no excuse anymore we got to work to earn our money!"

As for Solasta.
You don't need voice acting to make a good rpg.
Problem of solasta is that is evident they neglected everything but combat this is why the game is in such a state.

Aaa, "wiill bombs" in sense "change the industry".

Embarrassing, some guy actually had the gall to say gamers should consider the conditions of the individual developer when they judge their game. Yeah... no. Because "gamers" and "game" here are also known as "customers" and, respectively, "product" - you get judged on what you charge for it. Nobody's gonna expect a hundred hours of movie-gaming from an indie title with an indie price tag, but if Larian can ship a whole lot more than you for that same AAA price, you need to stop worrying about the bar's elevation and start looking at the bloat in your development process.

"People would like Dragon Age 2 a lot more if only they knew how much fun it was to develop it." - actual quote from David Gaider.

He was never good and DA2 was producion mess.