Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 hate thread

[gurugeorge]

Look, let's face it, RTwP only became popular off the back of Command & Conquer - it was a fad to make things that had formerly been cerebral and turn-based "real time" or "action."

 

[Ontopoly]

Look, let's face it, RTwP only became popular off the back of Command & Conquer - it was a fad to make things that had formerly been cerebral and turn-based "real time" or "action."

A fad that lasted 20 years and is still kicking

 

[gurugeorge]

lol, the Codex is truly an oasis of disagreement in a desert of conformity.

 

[DraQ]

People who only play TB and Hate rtwp lack the Constitution to play rtwp. I'm thinking a -4 modifier but I'm not sure, could be more.

So, RTWP is for stubborn retards?

Yes, you're making a good case.

 

[Luckmann]

Twenty years ago I would never have believed that BG3 will be released.

Twenty years ago I would never have believed that I would not care.

This is genuinely the most depressing thing.

 

[Ontopoly]

People who only play TB and Hate rtwp lack the Constitution to play rtwp. I'm thinking a -4 modifier but I'm not sure, could be more.

So, RTWP is for stubborn retards?

Yes, you're making a good case.

Do you think Constitution only effects how stubborn someone is?

 

[Ol' Willy]

Original BG3 was developed by Black Isle Studios and would have shared the engine with Black Isle' Fallout 3 aka Van Buren.

 

[NJClaw]

Original BG3 was developed by Black Isle Studios and would have shared the engine with Black Isle' Fallout 3 aka Van Buren.

Black Isle never planned to develop and release Baldur's Gate 3. They wanted to make another game that had nothing to do with Baldur's Gate, but WotC imposed the name on them.

Still, eternal despair for the fate of The Black Hound.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

and would have shared the engine with Black Isle' Fallout 3 aka Van Buren.

Thank God that never saw the light of day. Nearly all late 90s/early 00s 3D aged like absolute ass, 2D & pre-rendered games look far better on average. Not to mention that was still part of the era where most games have terrible camera controls.

 

[Ol' Willy]

Thank God that never saw the light of day. Nearly all late 90s/early 00s 3D aged like absolute ass, 2D & pre-rendered games look far better on average.

Graphicsfag much?

 

[Goldschmidt]

This game will be about faggots descending into fairyland. And deep, deep the party delves into the fairy's caves ...

At any rate turn based is like picturing the following scene where 2 fine codex gentlemen take on the duel of their life:

But instead of gunblazing action, nerd A fires his gun but rolls a critical miss, then 5 secs later nerd b misfires. And this cycle of turn-based faggotry continues for all eternity.

Embrace the supreme real time master race!

 

[DraQ]

Do you think Constitution only effects how stubborn someone is?

Well, you also do seem to be enduring butthurt that would have long since killed a lesser man - or lesser 'tard.

 

[Ol' Willy]

Well, you also do seem to be enduring butthurt that would have long since killed a lesser man - or lesser 'tard.

He's like marked man from FNV: butthurt keeps him alive, yet in excruciating pain.

 

[Goldschmidt]

For all you TB farts. Something new to chew on.

 

[Incendax]

Graphicsfag much?

Something about early 3D just ruffles my jimmies. It looks like vomit with rocket tits. I would take World of Xeen, Wizardry 1, FF6, or even Starflight graphics over EverQuest graphics.

 

[GhostCow]

Everquest looked damn good for it's time. Especially once they added higher resolution textures with the second expansion. You shut your whore mouth!

 

[Incendax]

Everquest looked damn good for it's time. Especially once they added higher resolution textures with the second expansion. You shut your whore mouth!

Fine. Here is even worse!

 

[Goldschmidt]

Part 2

 

[Ontopoly]

Shouldn't have had a part 1. Imagine disgracing your channel with this shit.

 

[Goldschmidt]

I am really hurting myself by posting these. It is the epitome of self-mutilation. But who of the codex tb fags is the nerd who posted this on youtube? Declare yourself!



Just look at the refined beauty of strategic RTWP (that will be disgraced by this unnatural, unwanted BG 3 baby that Swen brought to life):


Waiting 20 years for a successor of BG 2 and then Larian gives us this shit? My blood is boiling as I type this.

Even Dragon Age Origins expanded the rtwp action playstyle by giving additional mechanics to otherwise static enemies.


You feel like you are in an epic adventure where the flow of the game is natural. With turn based you only feel the epicness half the time with combat at snail pace.

Fuck this shit and fuck the monkeys on the codex.

 

[Ol' Willy]

combat at snail pace.

If you want something that is fast, fuck a girl: it will be over very quickly in your case.

 

[Citizen]

Guys idk where to post it, but today's larian cult meeting is postponed to monday evening. Sorry for the inconvenience, fellow cultists

 

[vortex]

Ontopoly's agent had cut down main electricity cable which powers up Swen's sacrificial chamber

 

[Goldschmidt]

Guys idk where to post it, but today's larian cult meeting is postponed to monday evening. Sorry for the inconvenience, fellow cultists

I'll sharpen my axe.

 

[The Jester]

Ontopoly's agent had cut down main electricity cable which powers up Swen's sacrificial chamber

Damn...Swen wearing his goat mask, was ready to fuck some virgins and eat some babies.