Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Reinhardt]

You also

so basically you kill two gnomes with one kick?

 

[Grunker]

Level 7 now. Still in Act 1. I foresee a major lack in character progression in act 3...

 

[Konjad]

This will be fun to play with other codexers, but we should finish it alone first. Coop will be chaotic as I imagine all of us will be trying to fuck everything up

 

[Larianshill]

Level 7 now. Still in Act 1. I foresee a major lack in character progression in act 3...

How the fuck did you manage that, I just started act 3, and I'm freshly level 9.

 

[processdaemon]

The squelching noises when Volo is trying to give you an improvised tadpolectomy are pure body horror

 

[Reinhardt]

This will be fun to play with other codexers, but we should finish it alone first. Coop will be chaotic as I imagine all of us will be trying to fuck everything up

it will be homosexual orgy with one bear.

 

[Filthy Sauce]

This will be fun to play with other codexers, but we should finish it alone first. Coop will be chaotic as I imagine all of us will be trying to fuck everything up

Can Co-op players fuck each other?

 

[Larianshill]

The squelching noises when Volo is trying to give you an improvised tadpolectomy are pure body horror

He never spawned in my camp. Not a big loss, I guess, never liked him too much

 

[Grampy_Bone]

It's also a missing simulator

Yup, can confirm. Retards are worse than the soldiers in XCOM 2.

"Missing simulator" is 5E in a nutshell.

 

[Kiste]

Some issues so far: several crashes

I crash several times a day

That's odd, I didn't have a single crash so far. The game has run exceptionally stable for me. i7-13700k, 32GB RAM, RTX 4080.

 

[Grunker]

Level 7 now. Still in Act 1. I foresee a major lack in character progression in act 3...

How the fuck did you manage that, I just started act 3, and I'm freshly level 9.

Just did quests and cleared maps, really. I'm halfway through the mountain pass currently I'd wager?

 

[processdaemon]

The squelching noises when Volo is trying to give you an improvised tadpolectomy are pure body horror

He never spawned in my camp. Not a big loss, I guess, never liked him too much

Yeah you're definitely not missing out unless he comes into play in a more interesting way later, you could use him to get a charisma boost in EA but they seem to have taken that away now so there's even less point in having him around

 

[Grunker]

The squelching noises when Volo is trying to give you an improvised tadpolectomy are pure body horror

He never spawned in my camp. Not a big loss, I guess, never liked him too much

Yeah you're definitely not missing out unless he comes into play in a more interesting way later, you could use him to get a charisma boost in EA but they seem to have taken that away now so there's even less point in having him around

I thought he would become a merchant

 

[AwesomeButton]

Didn't something like that happen in BG2 in the tavern?

In the Copper Coronet there is a Gray Dwarf, who gives you a quest to kill a Deep Gnome (Neb the Child Killer).

 

[Reinhardt]

This will be fun to play with other codexers, but we should finish it alone first. Coop will be chaotic as I imagine all of us will be trying to fuck everything up

Can Co-op players fuck each other?

it's codex so they will probably larp in chat

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

The game launched 1.0 with a giant early access version number on the top right corner of the screen that had to be removed with a hotfix. It's safe to assume a lot of interactions will be bugged for a while.

I've encountered very few bugs so far tbh. But I'm just now wrapping up Act 1.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Sure, we can try. I assume new characters then? Will keep my flamboyant wizard solo.

Maybe I'm ok with just joining midgame, depends on how far ahead you are.

 

[Ahnx]

What we need is a mod that removes all dialogue options that lead to dudes and furry gay sex. Yuri it's ok.

Fixed it for you.

Thanks, it really should be in the options menu tbh.

I think they were paid to add homosexual agenda to the game. And paid very well to not bother about the actual sales.

 

[El Presidente]

Is there any reference whatsoever to Irenicus and Bodhi in this game? Or other elements of the Bhaalspawn saga

 

[AwesomeButton]

I think they were paid to add homosexual agenda to the game. And paid very well to not bother about the actual sales.

There is a loose floorboard (ironic) which if you spot it hides a note hinting at a secret lesbian wedding:

Spoiler

Maybe it's best if it remains hidden.

 

[Turisas]

Wyll is probably more towards good alignment

druid/refuge place spoiler

he turned hostile after I started killing thieflings with drow mommy

Karlach too, the ungrateful cunt.

 

[Lyric Suite]

I think they were paid to add homosexual agenda to the game. And paid very well to not bother about the actual sales.

There is a loose floorboard (ironic) which if you spot it hides a note hinting at a secret lesbian wedding:

Spoiler

Maybe it's best if it remains hidden.

That shit reads like those backer NPC shit in PoE.

 

[Larianshill]

Is there any reference whatsoever to Irenicus and Bodhi in this game? Or other elements of the Bhaalspawn saga

I haven't seen any overt ones yet. If you ask Jaheira to tell about her old adventures, she tells you "lol no".
There are the gnomes, I suppose, but they also don't go into detail.

 

[Gerrard]

”I’d suck a bear off to protect the children!!!” - average larian fanboy

Say what you want, that doesn't change the fact that a lot of the shit coming from East Asia is undeniably pedo coded. Screeching about degeneracy in Western games while at the same time extolling creepy-ass Japs shit takes a lot of mental gymnastics.

You think the natural attraction to youthful traits in females that comes from the lizard brain is le bad because you've been successfully brainwashed into thinking anything below 18 (or even a large age gap between two adults) is "pedophilia", and that fucking an animal, a homo, or a tranny is more acceptable content.
You, my friend, are retard coded.

 

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

Does that game allows you to keep chest storage somewhere? i remember keeping all the items in room i filled with chests in DoS including sheep corpse.