Codex Conquer Club

[hoothoot]

Okay no luck spamming randoms lol

But we have broken on through into the world of custom maps! As a reward for winning the majority of the previous maps Wild Slop has picked Feudal War and Atlantis! Where he will no doubt be in the advantage, naturally having analysed each map for hours beforehand. This coupled with his (by obvious now) skill for treachery could likely see him on a win/map combo and suspicions have begun in my mind that Wild Slop has in fact orchestrated this from the very beginning. At least he has good taste.
Lol


19907800
19907797
Pw 123

 

[hoothoot]

Something must be disrupting Wild Slops calculations. I will pray now that God will guide him to a suitably treacherous course, so that we might play the game.

 

[Wild Slop]

The games abruptly started, I discovered this during my daily log into CC.


My prayers, as always, is that evil will be defeated.

Hows that losing streak going for you, Hootmenton?



It was only a few days ago I realized that I have a warning of you in my sig - all this time. I didn't forget the truth of the message itself, mind you.


For years there had been form of Conquer Club promotion.


Maybe I'll update it.


If you can manager an honorable win.

 

[hoothoot]

Lol daily login
Sure

 

[hoothoot]

Black_Willow

?!?!?!

 

[Black_Willow]

Black_Willow

?!?!?!

Lol daily login
Sure

What's a "daily login"?

 

[Wild Slop]

Every day! Usually more than once. It just so happens that yesterday was busy so it was later in evening.


A warning extended of the Atlantis map: The Spoils are set to Nuclear - meaning that the Regions represented in the set have the Troops all reduced to 1 ( including your own).


See that hoothoot? That's what Honor™ looks like.

 

[hoothoot]

Oops must have misclicked. I also fucked up not putting simultaneous turns.

 

[Wild Slop]

Bliblablubb come join us in da Club.

https://www.conquerclub.com


RAP RAP RAP

YO

 

[hoothoot]

19931208

Pw
123

Want me to make this 6 player for blablibla?

 

[Wild Slop]

We will wait.
Let us give him the illusion of choice.


As for the others: Look in the Waiting tab. Drop that game and join 19931208.

 

[Bliblablubb]

Error 404, HowToPlayRisk.txt not found.


Now you made me look for a "playing risk for dummies" site.

 

[Wild Slop]

How is it that anyone past the age of 10 doesn't know Risk?

Has the whole World gone CRAZY!?

Study the video. Sign up on the site. Await further instruction.

You have your orders.


Now GO!

 

[Wild Slop]

Bliblablubb

I just saw you were on the list of players waiting for next map. It's great you have joined the Club! Welcome, Welcome!
Don't trust hoothoot, Don't turn your back on hoothoot, Don't give a hoot, Don't take a hoot. Don't.


However, for a beginner I think the current map we have planned is asking too much. I think we should start you off with something more conventional.

hoothoot

I suggest Maps: France, Iberia, Germany, or (even just) Classic


Conquer Club allows for all kinds of custom maps and crazy twists to the style of Risk. #19931208 is looking pretty crazy, i think it best we keep it simple.

 

[Bliblablubb]

How is it that anyone past the age of 10 doesn't know Risk?

Risk encourages militaristic imperialistic beheaviour and is not suited as educational material for a peaceloving citizien growing up.

 

[hoothoot]

19931970

No special rules, just tamriel

Pw 123


Found some wild maps in that browse though. One called The Temple of Jinn even, a dungeoncrawling themed map

 

[hoothoot]

Also welcome, welcome, etc, etc.

I wasnt going to mention the regularity of treachery in this game but since Wild Slop has decided to launch a first strike of absolute slanderous lies i think it prudent to mention that in any situation it is good to weed out Wild Slop from your neighboring territories, and then, when convenient, weed him from the game.

 

[Bliblablubb]

He told me just the other day he lives by the ideals of George Washington himself.

Honesty, honesty, honesty and being a rascal chopping down communist cherry trees. So as long as don't have to play as a cherry tree I am good! Right? Riiiiiiiight?

 

[hoothoot]

I pray for your kingdom and its peoples

 

[Wild Slop]

The games are now up.

Bliblablubb look alive!

 

[Wild Slop]

Be sure to double check that you have Ended your turn!


This is something I noticed yesterday ( and may have been what happened to Willow one time)....
While looking at the games up I saw that I was still listed taking my turn in after I thought I ended it. Went back in to hit End again - It took that time and I was able to collect Spoils.



Not doing this could run you out of time ( 1hr) and might cost you earned spoils.

 

[Bliblablubb]

Yeah sorry, I was busy scolding past-me for that epic failure.

 

[hoothoot]

19946632

Pw 123

Stalingrad!
If you guys keen might do a best of 3 games championship on the Age of Might series soon. Wait a couple games till blibliboo settles.

 

[hoothoot]

19946717

Pw 123

 

[hoothoot]

Dreed congrats men. If you had your eye on a map and well play it nect game