Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Cohesion]

What happens when top guy like you gets assraped by another two top gays ? (Who are more masculine etc). Would you become bottom?

No, I'd just be traumatized and subsequently work out more and fuck more guys to make up for it.

Biggest insight into gay dynamics in my life.
And I asked for this.

 

[Camel]

The Asian chick is cute mid tbh

FTFY. The redhead is ugly and they deliberately concealed a face of the third chick.

Bro, she looks like Awkwafina in elf larp.

BioWare could turn her into Awkwafina in the finished game.

 

[Semiurge]

'Deeper with banter' they say and yet less party members to deliver it.

Spoiler

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

No, BioWare changed. It's like a goddamn sitcom character.

Here, I pulled the perfect graphic to describe BioWare over the years.

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Biowhore has changed, and it hasn't changed. It has become a grotesque parody of its former self, but all the decline was there from the very beginning. It was just... subdued, to some degree. You wouldn't look at the cast of companions in Baldur's Gate 1 and think "this was made by based tradcons".

It's like the flanderization graphic, but if the guy was a goofy asshole from the very start.

 

[Larianshill]

You know, I was thinking about how Bioware's never done a "Daddy" character yet for a romance. About time, I say. Even better than he's skinny and looks like he'd be a slutty bottom in bed.

Blackwall?

 

[Irxy]

You know, I was thinking about how Bioware's never done a "Daddy" character yet for a romance. About time, I say. Even better than he's skinny and looks like he'd be a slutty bottom in bed.

Blackwall?

Didn't feel like, probably because your party were proper adults. These ones have a childish vibe, likely inspired by marvel & zoomer culture.

 

[Baron Tahn]

Both solid points.

 

[Aarwolf]

Fine with me to be honest, the two hot white guys are all I need.

So you're a target audience. It's too bad all women will be ugly.

There are no women in Bioware games. All trannys.

 

[Fargus]

What happens when top guy like you gets assraped by another two top gays ? (Who are more masculine etc). Would you become bottom?

No, I'd just be traumatized and subsequently work out more and fuck more guys to make up for it.

Biggest insight into gay dynamics in my life.
And I asked for this.

You're lucky you didn't get to glimpse his status posts on your way to GD\Politics. Stomach churning stuff.

 

[jf8350143]

So you're a target audience. It's too bad all women will be ugly.

The Asian chick is cute tbh

Her face is OK, but the facial animation is off resulting her looking goofy as fuck.

 

[Cael]

So you're a target audience. It's too bad all women will be ugly.

The Asian chick is cute tbh

Her face is OK, but the facial animation is off resulting her looking goofy as fuck.

You just described Awkwafina.

 

[Irxy]

So you're a target audience. It's too bad all women will be ugly.

The Asian chick is cute tbh

Her face is OK, but the facial animation is off resulting her looking goofy as fuck.

OK means unremarkable & boring. Cute is ok for small animals & children, not the character supposedly designed to be appealing as a romantic & sexual partner.

 

[moon knight]

Fine with me to be honest, the two hot white guys are all I need.

So you're a target audience. It's too bad all women will be ugly.

There are no women in Bioware games. All trannys.

 

[Aphex81]

3 ablilities, 2 companions, can't control companions only pause and click their moves...this is Mass Effect not Dragon Age. I assume they did it to save time developing both games with the same backend logic.
So can we finally stop calling it an rpg and ban all Dragoon Slop discussions?

 

[Aphex81]

The quality control on this game is so sloppy.

This is a static promotional image. Not even a screenshot from a video.

AAA studio.

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Why does everyone only have 8 arrows?

 

[Vulpes]

With how much they've dumbed down the gameplay in Failguard, I dread to think what they're doing to Mass Effect. I wouldn't be surprised if they limited you to two weapon slots or even just one.

 

[RobotSquirrel]

With how much they've dumbed down the gameplay in Failguard, I dread to think what they're doing to Mass Effect. I wouldn't be surprised if they limited you to two weapon slots or even just one.

Me: The turret sections of the Mass Effect trilogy were easily the worst parts of the game.
Bioware: "We heard you like Turret sections. So now the entire game is Turret sections. Also your dialogue options are now Yes and Sarcastic yes."

 

[Naraya]

With how much they've dumbed down the gameplay in Failguard, I dread to think what they're doing to Mass Effect. I wouldn't be surprised if they limited you to two weapon slots or even just one.

Me: The turret sections of the Mass Effect trilogy were easily the worst parts of the game.
Bioware: "We heard you like Turret sections. So now the entire game is Turret sections. Also your dialogue options are now Yes and Sarcastic yes."

Also we got rid of the "ammo problem" altogether as gaymers were confused what is a reload.

 

[Tyranicon]

With how much they've dumbed down the gameplay in Failguard, I dread to think what they're doing to Mass Effect. I wouldn't be surprised if they limited you to two weapon slots or even just one.

After this shitshow, there won't be another Mass Effect.



Which is probably for the best.

 

[Donald Gordon Lord]

There shouldn’t even be another ME after the relays exploded at the end of 3, but eh.

The train’s been out of breaks for a very long time.

 

[Space Satan]

Gaming industry will miss a lot of opportunity with possible ME cancellation

 

[Shaja]

Full Gameinformer magazine featuring DAV

https://gameinformer.mydigitalpublication.com/publication/?m=10122&i=824318&p=30&ver=html5

 

[Shaja]

So you're a target audience. It's too bad all women will be ugly.

The Asian chick is cute tbh

 

[La vie sexuelle]

So you're a target audience. It's too bad all women will be ugly.

The Asian chick is cute tbh

She looks so silly...

 

[Heroic Liberator]

As expected,