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Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with it because of all you pleb console tard fucks!
 
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All of you people hating on this game are wrong. This was one of the best games of its generation.

My #1 most anticipated game in development right now.
 

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Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with because of all you pleb console tard fucks!
Serious question, have YOU played an MMO? Go try something like .hack and then try saying that with a straight face.

And out of curiosity, do you even know what a QTE is? This has been one of the most phenomenally stupid shit tales I've ever seen, so I assume you must be trolling - - no one's this dumb.

:0/5:
 

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Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with because of all you pleb console tard fucks!
Serious question, have YOU played an MMO? Go try something like .hack and then try saying that with a straight face.

And out of curiosity, do you even know what a QTE is? This has been one of the most phenomenally stupid shit tales I've ever seen, so I assume you must be trolling - - no one's this dumb.

:0/5:
Have you played the Sorcerer? It's literally holding 1 button and the world explodes...
 

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Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with because of all you pleb console tard fucks!
Serious question, have YOU played an MMO? Go try something like .hack and then try saying that with a straight face.

And out of curiosity, do you even know what a QTE is? This has been one of the most phenomenally stupid shit tales I've ever seen, so I assume you must be trolling - - no one's this dumb.

:0/5:
Have you played the Sorcerer? It's literally holding 1 button and the world explodes...
My heart weeps, for I have but one retarded rating to give your post. Rest assured, in my deepest heart, I have given you many.
 

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Yes very boring and dumb. The cannon fodder pawns go in to tank and get smashed around while you do the 1 huge spell the destroy everything. Or a few smaller spells that destroy everything in a slightly less awesome-button way. All in a game with bad ui, bad itemisation, bad repeating voice overs, tedious linear world design, etc. Yeah it's maybe better than Skyrim or whatever, there aren't many alternatives, but still the standards are low as hell. You don't have to accept all that.
 
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and some memorable quests.
* Memories of catching that little fucker Peppin quest intensifies *
I arrowed that little shit to make him stop; but looks like city guards doesn't approve child murder :(
( I hate the quest in Cassardis, where you have to catch a theif at night. Fucker runs like Usain Bolt on cocaine )
 

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Yes very boring and dumb. The cannon fodder pawns go in to tank and get smashed around while you do the 1 huge spell the destroy everything. Or a few smaller spells that destroy everything in a slightly less awesome-button way. All in a game with bad ui, bad itemisation, bad repeating voice overs, tedious linear world design, etc. Yeah it's maybe better than Skyrim or whatever, there aren't many alternatives, but still the standards are low as hell. You don't have to accept all that.

It makes me sad that you don't like Dragons Dogma or Skyrim.

:despair:
 

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I'm very into cock and ball torture
and some memorable quests.
* Memories of catching that little fucker Peppin quest intensifies *
I arrowed that little shit to make him stop; but looks like city guards doesn't approve child murder :(
( I hate the quest in Cassardis, where you have to catch a theif at night. Fucker runs like Usain Bolt on cocaine )
Both the Kid and Thief have this weird AI thing where they'll run around in circles if you're on them. Making it easy to grapple em'.
 

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Have you played the Sorcerer? It's literally holding 1 button and the world explodes...
9 times out 10 you get killed while you're holding that button. It's hard AND boring.

Yes very boring and dumb. The cannon fodder pawns go in to tank and get smashed around while you do the 1 huge spell the destroy everything. Or a few smaller spells that destroy everything in a slightly less awesome-button way. All in a game with bad ui, bad itemisation, bad repeating voice overs, tedious linear world design, etc. Yeah it's maybe better than Skyrim or whatever, there aren't many alternatives, but still the standards are low as hell. You don't have to accept all that.

First of all I need to get this off my chest:

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Now then, in this thread I have so far learned that tracking spellcasting progress by a bar UI element = MMO wannabe, that there is only one class in the game and/or all classes in the game should handle the same, that if you press a button something awesome should happen, and that a wizard should be able to stand in melee with no issues instead of finding a somewhat safe place out of the fray to cast and shouldn't have to act more strategically.

Is there anything else you'd like to add in defense of your joint massive retardation, Agents of the Decline?
 

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