From Software Elden Ring - From Software's new game with writing by GRRM

[Silva]

The only thing left to do with this shitty game.

Spoiler

 

[Bendu]

 

[REhorror]

New trailer coming out tonite!
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/e6d6464b2f93bf4465caac3342902064bd58c57a

 

[Machocruz]

Elden Ring DLC has a story confirmed!

 

[REhorror]

They should call this the Operation to rescue trap boi.

 

[Skinwalker]

Another trailer? Just release the damn expansion already!

 

[REhorror]

Another trailer? Just release the damn expansion already!

One more month.

 

[ferratilis]

This trailer will keep Vaati fed for a month.

 

[cvv]

Vaati where art thou?

FS story trailers, a waste of time. Gameplay is what I wanted to see. Just a few boss fights snippets, maybe a new weapon or two...

 

[Elttharion]

Miquella: Wow, I cant wait to meet my sister again, I miss her so much

 

[Odoryuk]

Well, it's time for radio silence, I'm going in with as little information as possible.

 

[ferratilis]

If I'm not mistaken, these are all new armor sets. I like the two-hander guy's one.

 

[REhorror]

If I'm not mistaken, these are all new armor sets. I like the two-hander guy's one.

I hope they also mean new characters/NPCs, that's quite a lot.

 

[9ted6]

Can't wait for more mastercrafted fantasy lore from the man who wrote about a woman having explosive diarrhea.

 

[Child of Malkav]

These are probably NPCs you can talk to. The fat guy I think appears in the first trailer, near the big jars.

 

[Silva]

What a shitty generic art.

Hope this dies already so we can have Bloodborne 2.

 

[Cheesedragon117]

The only thing I can't make heads or tails of in this trailer is what's happening at the beginning.

Marika pulling something sticky out of something, walking across some bodies, and finally holding some golden filaments above her head? Is that pile of bodies a portal? A stump of a tree? The sky is different in the center compared to the edges. Whose corpses? Her Numen brethren? She had to find some way to cross over from their world into the Realm of Shadow.

Is this her inventing/discovering the concept of Gold? A seduction? A betrayal? All this is pre-Ragadon, so it had to someone or something else she was seducing and betraying. Further proof of her astronomical body count, one would guess.

Can't wait for more mastercrafted fantasy lore from the man who wrote about a woman having explosive diarrhea.

It's already been said so many times here and elsewhere that GRRM only wrote the game's backstory and rough character outlines that there's no excuse for it anymore.

Unless you are implying Miyazaki wrote about a woman having explosive diarrhea? That'd be an interesting discovery, at least.

 

[Late Bloomer]

 

[Child of Malkav]

The only thing I can't make heads or tails of in this trailer is what's happening at the beginning.

Marika pulling something sticky out of something, walking across some bodies, and finally holding some golden filaments above her head? Is that pile of bodies a portal? A stump of a tree? The sky is different in the center compared to the edges. Whose corpses? Her Numen brethren? She had to find some way to cross over from their world into the Realm of Shadow.

Is this her inventing/discovering the concept of Gold? A seduction? A betrayal? All this is pre-Ragadon, so it had to someone or something else she was seducing and betraying. Further proof of her astronomical body count, one would guess.

I thought it was miquella not Marika.
Btw, that shot with the corpses and the two pillars reminded me of the portal from Outland in WoW.
And yeah, she probably climbed the ladder by killing a lot of people.

 

[Stoned Ape]

Can't wait for more mastercrafted fantasy lore from the man who wrote about a woman having explosive diarrhea.

Smell dem Rings: Shitshow of the Turd Tree

 

[Lyric Suite]

This trailer will keep Vaati fed for a month.

He just made a 5 hour long lore video for Armored Core lmao.

 

[Skinwalker]

There's loreheteros like me, who simply pay attention to the lore as shown in-game and make some connections by thinking about details if they seem interesting enough, and then there's lorefags who watch five hour-long youturd videos made by English/liberal arts majors with nasal voices who pass off their far-fetched interpretations for fact, and just regurgitate that crap as if they came to this conclusion all on their own.

This trailer was made for the second category. There's no real information in it, just vagueness that can be interpreted in any number of ways. Perfect fodder for lorefags.

 

[mediocrepoet]

It's the stuff the best game stories are made of.

tl;dr:
Marika was a dirty whore.
Miquella ran away in disgust.
Are you a bad enough dude Tarnished to rescue little M?

 

[Lyric Suite]

Meh, fuck those story trailers. Show us teh gameplayt figgits.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Meh, fuck those story trailers. Show us teh gameplayt figgits.

Why? It's Souls combat. You already know what it looks like.