Squeenix Final Fantasy VII Remake Integrade - now on Steam

[ColonelTeacup]

Can you play the whole game with Cloud dressed as a girl?

Yes, technically. As lightning wore the outfit before the remake.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

feminized cloud

No Final Fantasy has a "manly" man as main protagonist. Even from Amano arts of old FF they are always pretty boy. It just the graphic engine doesn't support showing that in details. Go find something else to complain man.

chopped the game into pieces and made it episodic

This is + and - depending on their promise on expanding the zones. I wouldn't mind if they open up more of Midgar honestly. And making Jesse and rest of AVALANCHE saveable from that fuckface Reno.

 

[BrotherFrank]

I have higher hopes for Aerith being saveable as some super convoluted secret then I do Jesse, Biggs and Wedge alas.

 

[GhostCow]

If they don't release it with Japanese voice actors & English subs (mentioned this before, just making the point again) then I'm gonna have a hard time playing it.

Weeb faggot detected

 

[Melcar]

retcons everywhere

Well, it needs to be EPIC.

Can't stand Barret. Combat looks wack too.

 

[JDR13]

Can you play the whole game with Cloud dressed as a girl?

It's rated "T" for tranny, so I think so.

 

[BrotherFrank]

I’m trying to decide what is more current year: Cloud in drag on a golden saucer date with a big burly black man, an underage girl massively into naruto, or a dog?

 

[Chippy]

Had to look up Weeb.

"A weeb is a person who is interested in anime and Japanese culture. There is an important difference between a weeb and a weeaboo. The latter is a person who denounced their own culture, believe they are, or want to become, Japanese, they have a waifu or body pillow if some sort and watch hentai. Weebs are normal people who like anime and may have some merch".

Meh.

It's the same for me as watching a dubbed film. Even if the lip synching is correct - the characters are Japanese. Giving themn English voice overs comes across as tonally incorrect.

 

[GhostCow]

Had to look up Weeb.

"A weeb is a person who is interested in anime and Japanese culture. There is an important difference between a weeb and a weeaboo. The latter is a person who denounced their own culture, believe they are, or want to become, Japanese, they have a waifu or body pillow if some sort and watch hentai. Weebs are normal people who like anime and may have some merch".

Meh.

It's the same for me as watching a dubbed film. Even if the lip synching is correct - the characters are Japanese. Giving themn English voice overs comes across as tonally incorrect.

Watching anime in Japanese with subs makes sense if it's one of those cases where the subs are a more accurate translation. Playing a video game in a language you don't understand with subtitles is retarded because the subs are just going to be a transcription of the dub. Dubs are a less accurate translation made in the interest of making the lip syncing better. The characters aren't Japanese. There is no Japan. It's a fucking fantasy game. Weeb.

 

[†††]

I’m trying to decide what is more current year: Cloud in drag on a golden saucer date with a big burly black man, an underage girl massively into naruto, or a dog?

Dog-rape scene for the furries

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

I find it funny the majority of this new trailer just seems to be there to ensure fans the Honey Bee Inn stuff will be there, given that was one of the things fans thought wouldn't make it into a current day FF7 remake. At this point it seems like a weird thing to build a whole trailer around given they already made it clear it'd been in.

It is interesting to see stuff that doesn't show up until after Midgar in the original game in this new trailer.

 

[Hassar]

I find it funny the majority of this new trailer just seems to be there to ensure fans the Honey Bee Inn stuff will be there, given that was one of the things fans thought wouldn't make it into a current day FF7 remake. At this point it seems like a weird thing to build a whole trailer around given they already made it clear it'd been in. It is interesting to see stuff that doesn't show up until after Midgar in the original game in this new trailer.

I think building most of the remake so that it takes place in Midgar could be the right move. Most of the stuff outside of it wasn’t as well executed in my opinion. But I also found the Honey Bee weird in the first game and it looks weirder in this version.

On a pretty unrelated note, it’s always weird to see guns given so little damage in these JRPG combat systems. There is always so much sword masturbation that RPG designers ignore that a bullet will enter your body and shred your insides apart.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

Yeah and Blizzaga should probably frosbite you

Firaga causung major degree burn or turns you into bbq

And Thundaga would basically instantly kills or at least incapacitate and causing major degree burns

But here we are

 

[Hassar]

Yeah and Blizzaga should probably frosbite you

Firaga causung major degree burn or turns you into bbq

And Thundaga would basically instantly kills or at least incapacitate and causing major degree burns

But here we are

Ironically, that’s what FFXIV does to attempt to differentiate the spells - fire has high burst damage, freeze will lock enemies down, and lightning will inflict damage over time. I like it when games do things like that so every special ability becomes more than just another variant of dps.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Yeah and Blizzaga should probably frosbite you

Firaga causung major degree burn or turns you into bbq

And Thundaga would basically instantly kills or at least incapacitate and causing major degree burns

But here we are

And Bahamut ZERO is a major catastrophe.

 

[†††]

Supernova destroyed solar systems but everything was fine after

 

[sullynathan]

 

[Nifft Batuff]

The girl dies.

 

[Shaewaroz]

Damn, am I really gonna buy a console and a TV just to play this?

 

[Melcar]

My body is ready. Do not fuck this up Square-Enix.

 

[Shaewaroz]

Apparently parts of the OST are already out.



Sound quality is pretty poor though.

 

[Abu Antar]

Damn, am I really gonna buy a console and a TV just to play this?

Wait a year for PC release.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

I hate that this is only 1/3 the storyline and I hate that I am going to play it anyway.

 

[eric__s]

Damn, am I really gonna buy a console and a TV just to play this?

Well, the game has a 1 year exclusivity deal for the Playstation 4, which means there's a real chance of it being released on the PC afterwards, which is what Square has been doing recently.

Soundtrack

Man, a lot of this is great, but the Scorpion fight song (Those Who Fight Further) is such a huge disappointment. Why would they make a prog rock song into orchestral mush? So much is lost in the bombast.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Ack, the opening looks like butt.

-longer for no reason
-Added weird opera chanting to the soundtrack
-reveal the city before the big crescendo so it has less impact
-cut to silence after the train attack transition ??? why

When you copy a Rembrandt, don't think you can improve the style.

Why would they make a prog rock song into orchestral mush?

They should have used this version