Tweed
Professional Kobold
Difficulty is fine even if a bit excessive but shit like "if you want me to leave the tavern, fight this earth elemental I summon" on a quest to peacefully escort drunken patrons out of a tavern is so utterly retarded I just can't help but take a break.
Yeah, that was a real headscratcher. Best part is how everyone kept falling over from grease and quicksand.