Completed Let's Play Police Quest: SWAT 2 Terrorist Campaign

[Kalarion]

I am starting to suspect that Dante is an FBI plant or something, its as if he was trying to discredit Five Eyes with these bullshit side missions... we will see I guess.

Agreed. I'ma have my... Eye... on him! Hyuk.

All that hard time clearly paying off as I grease gangsters and cops a like left and right (between visits to the pen).

 

[lightbane]

of modern-day CSUN

Commiefornia it had to be. Burn that place!

(Also bringing liberated people to work at farms and such - sort of like what we're doing come to think of it)

You mean ingame, or IRL where?

Well, I think when they play-tested this mission they must have simply assumed people would play on the default speed.

Kek. People in the 90s had superior reflexes to play a RT strategy game where units have no default responses.

Didn't know cars could even blow up like that!

This is where Nu-XCOM stole the idea, I guess.

A boomer in suit and tie calmly strutted up to Storyfag - busily bleeding in the rubble - just to tell him off. Kurwa!

Kek. Was our bro captured as well from this interaction?

 

[Kalin]

You mean ingame, or IRL where?

This was pretty recent: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33697753

(of course that's the lamestream satanic globo-homo version of events)

They're still at it out in the jungles and whatnot, used to be a lot bigger in the 80s and 90s though.

And yeah Storyfag got blown up, had to listen to a boomer mouth off at his charred black ass then finally got busted by the cops.

American dream right.

 

[Kalin]

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[Corvinus]

↑ ↑ ↑ The few, the proud, the imbeciles.

Also what the? At least we went down in a blaze of... in a blaze. This fine event mirrors the result of a shootout with cops which me and my buddies had during an (now ancient) RPG session, but there the poorly thrown grenade bounced back on a door frame, shredding my leg and ending the fight. We were then harshly punished with plenty of jail time for multiple homocides.

Any possibility of playing as one of these fresh faced youths we've just lectured about the dangers of POZ KIT peddling, the globohomo conspiracy, and the looming threat of white christian genocide? Someone ready and willing to repay the sickos in LEAD?

 

[baud]

Alright here we go:

reminds me of a police raid around Paris after the 2015 terrorists attacks. It was supposedly by the most elite police forces (the RAID), who reported being under heavy fire from the terrorists. Except the terrorists fired only a dozen of rounds, the heavy fire in fact coming from the cops themselves, in a nice display of fire discipline (thousands of round fired).

 

[Parsimonious cook]

Yeah, people think they are hot shit once they put on all this tacticool gear, but the tried and true eastern European way of going about SWAT work is far supperior. Armored vehicles, double barrel shotguns, random SMG fire through every door, massive flashbang spam and dogs will solve every problem sooner or later. Plus you cant go wrong if you force every suspect to undress (action starts at 0:39 mark, tacticool room breaching at 2:23 and 3:37).

 

[Kalin]

Mission #12 - Grand Theft Paperboy

Another "peaceful" mission - objective is to persuade a stuck up editor to print Basho's magnificent manifesto!

The editor typically won't cooperate if you use violence, so no matter what you have to control yourself - until she's agreed.

Simple enough rite, except not quite. What the synopsis doesn't tell you is that you also have to PRINT and pick up the papers.

Maybe the Five Eyes are going to distribute the papers to all of L.A. on their own or something.

Feels a bit rushed, but hey, that's the mission.

Here's the layout. No sniper spots. There's a third exit in the north-west corner, cops can also shoot through the windows so best to stay away from them.

I only deployed three bros for this: Helly, baud and Azira. The rest are in training or stuck in jail pending bail.

No get-away vehicle this time so our best bet is to grab the truck parked to the west or simply run for the western edge of the map.

The chutzpah of these people. This bitch ain't the editor, so we have to look around some more.

Yeah, don't worry, wouldn't want the gooey splatter to poz us up with GRID disease.

Obviously this isn't the editor either, meaning we missed her somewhere on the way in.

Cops arrive early on this mission, so we try to stall for time.

Going to need food to sway the editor anyway so that's what we ask for straight up.

Typical modern woman, sway her with unclean seafood.

Yeah yeah, we're on it, just gotta FIND her first...

Finally! Turns out she was hidden from Azira's line of sight.

After wasting some time Helly brings her up to the presses.

After supplying both a truthful tract and the manifesto she agrees to look at it, but nothing more for now.

Yeah cop boy, chop-chop! When the food arrives they drop it at the huge warehouse door.

Can't trust SWAT not to try to push some shit though so Azira heads out with an explosive charge.

And sure enough - assholes try to arrest him as soon as he pops his head out the door!

Furious clicking allows him to avoid that fate and retreat inside.

Cops advance but see the explosive and back off. Yeah buddy, not today!

For good measure Azira shouts at the cop to be reasonable.

After a brief standoff the food arrives, baud moves out to grab it without further incident.

Cops are sniffing around the other exits of course, spotted one at the northern door.

They're obviously planning something treacherous.

Asked Alvarez for a get-away vehicle to keep up the pretense.

Might split their forces too as Dante suggests assuming they actually provide one.

Editor devours the food and finally agrees to print the manifesto! Now we just have to wait forever for those papers.

Amusingly, civilians seem to be brought out of the newspaper warehouse one by one. Azira goes to have a look...

And sure enough, a sneaky SWAT sicko is spotted at the southern door.

Only a matter of time before they'll try to enter the room we're in and take us out.

Well hey, two can play that game - Azira rigs the door with a grenade, steps back...

And enjoys the fireworks!

One cop down, but of course...

That counts as a hostile act and they will now prepare to storm us.

Just in case, Azira rigs the northern door as well.

After waiting a full minute the papers are finally ready. Baud grabs them all and we make for the western warehouse door...

...which hilariously turns out to be unguarded!

Well that's a lucky break - we make for the van...

...and we're off!

One of the easier missions for sure.

Basho is pleased, although he did complain about not bringing captives. Ah well.

The final missions are coming up so we need all the bros we can muster in good shape.

Training session was most fruitful:

(yeah lightbane is now a hand-to-hand master, 100% skill, shame it's utterly useless )

 

[Parsimonious cook]

Nice work!

In the SWAT campaign you can use an armored car (they call it "tank" in game) to breach holes in the walls to create your own entry points (especially useful for avoiding booby traps) - I guess the AI just cant handle that kind of thing, otherwise things would be way more complicated in a mission like this.

 

[Kalin]

Any possibility of playing as one of these fresh faced youths we've just lectured

Sure thing, sloppy seconds coming up. Best match I could find, not sure about "fresh faced" or even "youth" but he's a classy guy let me tell you:

Welcome (back) to the team.

I guess the AI just cant handle that kind of thing, otherwise things would be way more complicated in a mission like this.

Yeah I've been playing the SWAT missions on and off for fun and they're quite different.

Plenty of skills and equipment you don't see in the terrorist campaign. Not sure we couldn't use shotguns for example.

Also reminds me, someone asked about ammo, all ammo if infinite, of course. Would be cool if it wasn't.

 

[Joggerino]

How could you end the mission without shooting all the journalists??

 

[Kalin]

Hmmm good point that's probably doable as long as you get the papers. Upsetting Basho will result in him closing the chapter though and that's game over.

 

[lightbane]

Going to need food to sway the editor anyway so that's what we ask for straight up.

I didn't know that hostages were that easy to win over.

Typical modern woman, sway her with unclean seafood.

But it seems to work.

For good measure Azira shouts at the cop to be reasonable.

"It's a mostly peaceful protest, bro!"

(yeah lightbane is now a hand-to-hand master, 100% skill, shame it's utterly useless )

Why not train with guns then? Although this might help to avoid being arrested somehow.

Also reminds me, someone asked about ammo, all ammo if infinite, of course. Would be cool if it wasn't.

America, land of the free bullets.