Eternity Avowed - Obsidian's first person action-RPG in the Pillars of Eternity setting - now on Early Access - coming February 18th

[Konjad]

Whom would you like as a companion? Would you prefer

a fat autistic manlet

a spawn of a fish fucker

an african feminist

or

whatever-the-fuck-is-it-HANS-BRING-THE-FLAMMENWAFFER



Thanks,
Sherry
This post is pending Infinitron's approval

 

[Elttharion]

https://bsky.app/profile/jasonschreier.bsky.social/post/3li2twqthjc2p

Jason Schreier believes Avowed could be the next Fallout NV, with a vast gap between the critical reception and player reception.

Thats Veilguard

 

[soulburner]

Not sure if posted before, but this video looks like I might be interested in this title, at least from the technical perspective:



Seems like they solved all the (or at least most) tech issues of The Outer Worlds.

 

[solemgar]

Reviews are out , they look good?

 

[Skinwalker]

whatever-the-fuck-is-it-HANS-BRING-THE-FLAMMENWAFFER

 

[Fedora Master]

Reviews are out , they look good?

Pictured here: Average Avoid Consumer

 

[ferratilis]

The thing I noticed in most of the footage is how static the NPCs are in towns, it's almost like we're back to days of Morrowind, except it has none of the qualities of that game. Towns look like that scene in Blazing Saddles when they set up a town from props and put mannequins to look like people. Peak 2025 gaming. Plus, the facial animations are awful, VtMB shits all over these characters' faces.

 

[SayMyName]

The thing I noticed in most of the footage is how static the NPCs are in towns, it's almost like we're back to days of Morrowind, except it has none of the qualities of that game. Towns look like that scene in Blazing Saddles when they set up a town from props and put mannequins to look like people. Peak 2025 gaming. Plus, the facial animations are awful, VtMB shits all over these characters' faces.

You are right, NPCs should wander around doing nothing instead of staying still and doing nothing

 

[saeci]

whatever-the-fuck-is-it-HANS-BRING-THE-FLAMMENWAFFER

Nelka Woah! I can't believe you played the whole game just for this...

 

[solemgar]

Reviews are out , they look good?

Pictured here: Average Avoid Consumer

Oops, forgot this is not the "trigger the codex with a statement" thread !

 

[Nelka]

whatever-the-fuck-is-it-HANS-BRING-THE-FLAMMENWAFFER

Nelka Woah! I can't believe you played the whole game just for this...

My Henry was 100% into girls!! Look!! He just kissed and HAD SEX (I HAVE SCREENS TO PROVE IT TOO!!) with some cute noble lady!!! We are not the same!!!

 

[Shog-goth]

Jason Schreier believes Avowed could be the next Fallout NV, with a vast gap between the critical reception and player reception.

Which gap?

The gap in the only review aggregator that matters

Starfield, where does that come from? The comparison was between public and critical reception, but always referring to Fallout NV.

 

[orcinator]

LMAO WTH

Brought to you by Josh "Italians aren't white" Sawyer
No but seriously, Shillman is retarded as usual, how do you not realize they are black italians and supposed to sound italian?

He missed the part where Sawyer put the entire quote from That True Romance scene into the in-game encyclopedia.

 

[Skinwalker]

Camel <----------- what is this thing and why is it constantly getting triggered?

 

[Roguey]

Someone (probably from Microsoft because Obs haven't been self-aware for over a decade) saw that it's shit and it's not going to sell well even during the holidays, so they pushed it to February to make as small a splash as possible and be thrown into gamepass fodder.

They wouldn't have paid for ad space in Times Square if they were sending it out to die.

 

[anvi]

Can someone just make a list of games that aren't for gays?

 

[Butter]

Can someone just make a list of games that aren't for gays?

Rogue
Tetris
Wizardry
Dream Daddy

 

[Fedora Master]

Can someone just make a list of games that aren't for gays?

Rogue
Tetris
Wizardry
Dream Daddy

Rance

 

[Takamori]

Someone (probably from Microsoft because Obs haven't been self-aware for over a decade) saw that it's shit and it's not going to sell well even during the holidays, so they pushed it to February to make as small a splash as possible and be thrown into gamepass fodder.

They wouldn't have paid for ad space in Times Square if they were sending it out to die.

Yeah thinking about it they actually put chips in this. But their business model is so retarded, the price they are asking for such AA quality game and you throwing in the game pass just to have it cannibalized, either its the fruit of really stupid people or they are just trying to kill the studio on purpose.

 

[HumanTotemPole]

Painfully busy UI in combat, excessive floating numbers look like shit in FPP. From one of the videos:

A still image fails to convey the extent of the spam in motion.

 

[santino27]

So, Carrie's streak of mediocrity continues. As expected.

 

[Camel]

triggered?

You posted a gay pic, faggot. Ironic writing about triggered from you.

 

[Skinwalker]

Camel <----------- what is this thing and why is it constantly getting triggered?

You posted a mainstream CRPG pic, chuddie.

ftfy

 

[Takamori]

So, Carrie's streak of mediocrity continues. As expected.

Well now there is no excuse she was the captain of the ship and we got the mediocre ship as expected.
No blood no gore, no interesting stories, a safe game for the kids that no one wanna ass with it.

 

[Fedora Master]

PoE was mediocre (sleep-inducing and boring), this is incompetent.