Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[blessed king of longing]

Just found out Shadowheart's VA is lesbian. Hope this ruins her for the most retarded pieces of shit among you

my Queen would never be a lesbian. real life is not a video game.

Spoiler

fuck you nigga

 

[GhostCow]

the genital selection screen,

the what?...
Fuck I just googled it.

they can't imagine their genitals? It's more difficult than imagining a day/night cycle I guess.

What the fuck is even the ESRB standard for a game to be rated AO? I don't think anyone would have gotten away with this 10 or 20 years ago. I still remember being amazed that God of War showed boobs on the PS2. I also remember Giants: Citizen Kabuto censoring boobs outside of the EU.

Remember the hot coffee mod for GTA and what a shitstorm that caused? What about mainstream media saying Mass Effect had simulated sex scenes and freaking out? We have fallen so much since then.

 

[DemonKing]

Just found out Shadowheart's VA is lesbian. Hope this ruins her for the most retarded pieces of shit among you

Ian Mckellen is a cum-guzzler but that doesn't mean his interpretation of Gandalf is automatically terrible. The whole point of acting is to portray something that you aren't so you'd have to be pretty demented to go off a character because you disagree with their voice actor's personal choices...however, this is the Codex I guess...

 

[Nerevar]

Wait the games is coming out tomorrow? :O

 

[Takamori]

Join me in the path of no silly romances, you will never be disappointed!

As for the chosen one discussion, I understand that your player character usually is an above average person with his 1st level class in whatever. My problem personally is how much cock sucking fart smelling action the story presents you with, like even Battle Brothers the commander player has some special insight or connection in the world but still no retarded magic powers that will make yourself unique to the world you are still bound to the rules(Well in BB case you are bound into disadvantage sometimes).

I just don't like this whole marketing of collecting chromosomes I mean tadpoles making your character le special Illithid man dude. If I opt out because I don't want to devour chromosomes will I be entering in some sort ultra giga hard mode? And given that we are dealing with Larian here I don't expect any after thought about balancing.

 

[The_Mask]

Wait the games is coming out tomorrow? :O

The day after tomorrow. But even so, I'd advise temperance, because if they broken the Valve last time, they might do it again. You might not be able to download and play anything until Friday.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Just found out Shadowheart's VA is lesbian. Hope this ruins her for the most retarded pieces of shit among you

Lesbians aren't a real thing. A small group are just straight women who are asshurt at men for some reason, and the rest are whores who want to get male attention by licking other women in various places.

Both motives basically revolve around men though.

 

[Crispy]

I think one of the reasons I'm honestly looking forward to this game is to see for myself the depths to which Larian has been willing to delve in the name of degeneracy. I mean I've already committed to not involving myself with any of the bizarro romance crap but you just know there's going to be some subtle hints here and there that are probably unavoidable.

Many here hate Forgotten Realms but you have to admit that dragging it through the mud of bear sex is p. low. Oh, Swen, what have you done?

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

J.R.R. Tolkien- The Hobbit

Even LOTR wasn't about a chosen one. Frodo was just a guy who inherited a ring and seemed to deal with it well enough for the others to trust him with taking it to Mordor.

 

[Jermu]

there are these things called time zones
game is released tomorrow or day after tomorrow depending on your current location

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Many here hate Forgotten Realms but you have to admit that dragging it through the mud of bear sex is p. low. Oh, Swen, what have you done?

FR has been dead for a while. Wizards killed it with 4E and brought it back to trannify it with 5E.

 

[Abu Antar]

there are these things called time zones
game is released tomorrow or day after tomorrow depending on your current location

 

[Takamori]

I think one of the reasons I'm honestly looking forward to this game is to see for myself the depths to which Larian has been willing to delve in the name of degeneracy. I man I've already committed to not involving myself with any of the bizarro romance crap but you just know there's going to be some subtle hints here and there that are probably unavoidable.

Many here hate Forgotten Realms but you have to admit that dragging it through the mud of bear sex is p. low. Oh, Swen, what have you done?

Oh for sure if you follow the BEGONE THOT RP, you will have fucking Astarion, Karlach and Frog Chick asking to delve in their magical realm.

 

[Crispy]

I'm going to just start up my PC at home when I get up Thursday AM, launch Steam, tell it to install BG3, then go to work. Hopefully by the time I get home it will have completed.

Ha.




Ha ha.






Hurr?

 

[Zombra]

gonna make sure to check out all the weird porn just to, you know, make sure I disapprove of it

keep telling yourself that

 

[Crispy]

Ride the bear!

Wait, different game.

 

[Abu Antar]

To be honest, I'm getting BG3 because I really enjoyed the first DOS. DOS2 was okay, but with many flaws. I am also interested to see what a high budget turn-based game by western devs have to offer. How often do we actually see high budge rpgs that don't use real-time. Latest one I can think of is Midnight Suns. Not sure if Jagged Alliance 3 is high budget. Maybe.

 

[Crispy]

What if there's a barrel vendor in Baldur's Gate?

 

[Takamori]

As long steam servers don't explode we should be good

 

[Crispy]

COME SEE MY BARRELS! THE BEST BARRELS IN ALL OF FAERUN! STACK THEM AS HIGH AS YOU WANT TO!

BARRELS! BARRELS FOR SALE!

 

[Crispy]

Wait, you buy one then guess who pops out of it...

Spoiler

It's IMOEN! "HIYA!!"

 

[Late Bloomer]

there are these things called time zones
game is released tomorrow or day after tomorrow depending on your current location

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I see what you did there.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I'm going to just start up my PC at home when I get up Thursday AM, launch Steam, tell it to install BG3, then go to work. Hopefully by the time I get home it will have completed.

Ha.




Ha ha.






Hurr?

You don't work. Also how many gay male companions do you plan on recruiting into your party?

 

[Crispy]

Is being self-employed "working"? I guess you have a point there.

 

[Zombra]

Gotta say I agree with Takamori about the trope of "you are a very special Jedi". I want to make a troubled knight, or an obsessed rogue, or a wizard under the thrall of an evil god, and tell a fascinating story about that person ... but then your character gets buried under this "OH YOU ARE ACTULALY HALF DROAGN AND CAN YELL NAD KNCOKC DOWN WALLS" bullshit. Sigh, okay, I guess I'm watching this story now.