Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Raghar]

TOMORROW, BROS. TOMORROW!

And then for no reason at all, Steam servers crash.

And then GoG.

Do you mean steam download sped 50 KB/s?

 

[Grauken]

My niece and her girlfriends

Unless this is an ESL moment, which you would surprise me coming from you, you do realize that this description alone characterize this group of relative as belonging to an ultra-marginal group ?

I'm an ESL, so might be

It's a group of girls playing D&D

 

[La vie sexuelle]

If you remember, in past there were requirements not only for weight but also for type of armor like "half-plate armor only for non-evil warriors or rangers"

 

[Tyranicon]

Although removing the disadvantage on plate is pure incline

Who said anything about that?

Didn't they? I thought that was one of the complaints during EA.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

My niece and her girlfriends

Unless this is an ESL moment, which you would surprise me coming from you, you do realize that this description alone characterize this group of relative as belonging to an ultra-marginal group ?

I'm an ESL, so might be

It's a group of girls playing D&D

You are German, perhaps? If your nice lives in Berlin I'm not surprised.

 

[Grauken]

My niece and her girlfriends

Unless this is an ESL moment, which you would surprise me coming from you, you do realize that this description alone characterize this group of relative as belonging to an ultra-marginal group ?

I'm an ESL, so might be

It's a group of girls playing D&D

You are German, perhaps? If your nice lives in Berlin I'm not surprised.

No, not Berlin, though its a bigger city

 

[La vie sexuelle]

My niece and her girlfriends

Unless this is an ESL moment, which you would surprise me coming from you, you do realize that this description alone characterize this group of relative as belonging to an ultra-marginal group ?

I'm an ESL, so might be

It's a group of girls playing D&D

You are German, perhaps? If your nice lives in Berlin I'm not surprised.

No, not Berlin

I'm asking, because. let say, subculture shtick was always strong in Berlin. Hamburg is similar in this regard. I don't know how it works with rest of cites, but definitely depends of land.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I can't believe how many of you are purchasing this demonic filth. We need to organize a last minute emergency boycott. Save as many lives as possible from being brainwashed into turning gay and trying on women's underwear. We're about to have a bunch of little Handos running around this place.

 

[Grauken]

D&D has become much more mainstream among the younger generation than some of us oldtimers here realize

 

[Grauken]

I can't believe how many of you are purchasing this demonic filth. We need to organize a last minute emergency boycott. Save as many lives as possible from being brainwashed into turning gay and trying of women's underwear.

how about you manage abstinence and fight your own demons?

 

[Latro]

Can’t wait to marathon this game after watching barbieheimmer with the girls!!!! Omg yas!!!

 

[Grauken]

My niece and her girlfriends

Unless this is an ESL moment, which you would surprise me coming from you, you do realize that this description alone characterize this group of relative as belonging to an ultra-marginal group ?
Granted, this is also exactly the current target of Wotc, so not really surprising.

Well, it worked, the player base is now close to 40% women, so good on them

 

[Latro]

My niece and her girlfriends

Unless this is an ESL moment, which you would surprise me coming from you, you do realize that this description alone characterize this group of relative as belonging to an ultra-marginal group ?
Granted, this is also exactly the current target of Wotc, so not really surprising.

Well, it worked, the player base is now close to 40% women, so good on them

Yea the same sex bestiality scene really sold this to Stacy and Lauren

 

[Tyranicon]

D&D has become much more mainstream among the younger generation than some of us oldtimers here realize

As commonly discussed in the gazebo subforum, this is part of the problem.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Yea the same sex bestiality scene really sold this to Grauken and Kiste

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I think more important is a general number of customers. A Hundred people, each with a different identity, is still only hundred. WoTC had good time for past few years, but I heard that now tables are changes and company has financial problems.

 

[Grauken]

Yea the same sex bestiality scene really drew in people like Late Bloomer

Given his name, no surprise

 

[MerchantKing]

Heavy armour has no strength requirement? But why?

It hasn't had one since 3e outside of encumbrance.

Of course heavy armor has a STR requirement in 5e.

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Although removing the disadvantage on plate is pure incline.

Disadvantage is not requirement.

That's my bad for not pasting the entire chart. Disadvantage is for stealth.

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I didn't know you were such a 5e aficionado Binky. But I guess Larian is falling short here too.

 

[Aarwolf]

Wonder how you guys will cope when the reviews start coming in.

I can't wait to see all the butthurt on steam forums and review bombing from people who think that they can play it with camera ovet the shoulder, like Dragon Age. Our good man Tuco Benedicto Pacifico was trying to preach to the crowd about how deep they have their heads in their assess, but they wouldn't listen. So they are in for a very nasty surprise.

 

[Larianshill]

I can't believe how many of you are purchasing this demonic filth. We need to organize a last minute emergency boycott. Save as many lives as possible from being brainwashed into turning gay and trying on women's underwear. We're about to have a bunch of little Handos running around this place.

How about you save your own liver?

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Wonder how you guys will cope when the reviews start coming in.

I can't wait to see all the butthurt on steam forums and review bombing from people who think that they can play it with camera ovet the shoulder, like Dragon Age. Our good man Tuco Benedicto Pacifico was trying to preach to the crowd about how deep they have their heads in their assess, but they wouldn't listen. So they are in for a very nasty surprise.

The game's been in Early Access for like 3 years and it's not 2010 anymore. Nice try though.

 

[Latro]

Only people coping will be larian when they get smashed by a mecha game completely free of humans - much less gay bear couples

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Heavy armour has no strength requirement? But why?

It hasn't had one since 3e outside of encumbrance.

Of course heavy armor has a STR requirement in 5e.

View attachment 39553

Although removing the disadvantage on plate is pure incline.

Disadvantage is not requirement.

That's my bad for not pasting the entire chart. Disadvantage is for stealth.

View attachment 39554

I didn't know you were such a 5e aficionado Binky. But I guess Larian is falling short here too.

Why Blinky?

 

[Aarwolf]

The game's been in Early Access for like 3 years and it's not 2010 anymore. Nice try though.

You can see for yourself on retardera. I'm no lying, they think that they can play it that way b/c they saw one 15 sec. snippet from one of the devs playing it on steam deck.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

https://www.facebook.com/LarianStudios/videos/1300454797506402/

Look what art they choose for premiere. That's people dreams. I had right and their marketing company too.