Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Rhobar121]

When did these games come out? The only reason there were rtwp at that time was the huge popularity of rts.
Virtually every game that has come out in the last few years that started as rtwp eventually introduced TB (I wonder why).

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

but does anyone who has been playing as a Druid know if you can shapeshift into a mouse?

No, but you can shapeshift into a gerbil and crawl up Astarion's ass. This was personally mandated by Swen himself.

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

I have tuned out of BG3 for some time. I have mostly been waiting for release. What a surprise I have gotten checking back in. I cannot believe this bear fucking thing is real. What a travesty. Panel from hell, indeed.

 

[Steezus]

REAL dwarven women don't have bears./ Only in faggy LOTR maybe. But, dnd. Look at the complete book of dwarves. REAL dnd Dwarven women have big tits and great asses.

So what you're saying is you want kids with tits and asses. Noted.

 

[Late Bloomer]

For people that hate the game, some users post an awful lot in this thread.

I think the long wait for a Baldur's Gate game combined with a company that is promoting zoophilia and other various degenerate activites to be one of the reasons. There were some that have been looking forward to this for a good long while. Only to find one of the single most degenerate games from a high profiles studio that has ever been made. If they are going to insist on romance and quirky characters being an large part of the experience, then the least they could do is have some big tittied white females and carmel colored wood elves. Instead we have bears that want to fuck you, ugly lesbians monsters, gay vampires, and a black dude. This is one of the few places that allows for any kind of venting. It sucks for users that just want conversation about the game mechanics, but there are plenty of places that only allow for those types of discussions, like reddit.

 

[Reinhardt]

a company that is promoting zoophilia and other various degenerate activites

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

 

[ArchAngel]

Hi.

bair? Bare! BEAR!

Gosh m aybe it was meant to be funny with a Bear but does anyone who has been playing as a Druid know if you can shapeshift into a mouse?

It would be a good way to explore and get under a door or through a crack in a wall like in Ultima 6 that is a shame it was the only time such a quest required being a mouse except if you wanted to explore Lord British's Castle and run through the walls using the mouse holes right but really a lost attempt at having such a unique member of the party at the time so is it just shapeshifting for combat and sexual encounters or if you play as a Bear are there quests that you might have to be a Bear to solve?" Maybe fishing for salmon or getting honey from a bee nest but if you can shapeshift and play as a mouse there is some potential to play a Druid but with Cities Skyline 2 coming out there might not be enough disk space for BG3 but will keep an eye on it and if it is like DOS2 probably not so much then.

Thanks,
Sherry

Dear God, we already have gays in RL putting mice where they should not go, do not give devs more degenerate ideas..

 

[Lyric Suite]

So is it true you can fuck bears in this game?

Just came here to check this shit out lmao.

 

[ArchAngel]

So is it true you can fuck bears in this game?

Just came here to check this shit out lmao.

And Lizards. Kind of like DA3 shit.

 

[Abu Antar]

For people that hate the game, some users post an awful lot in this thread.

I think the long wait for a Baldur's Gate game combined with a company that is promoting zoophilia and other various degenerate activites to be one of the reasons. There were some that have been looking forward to this for a good long while. Only to find one of the single most degenerate games from a high profiles studio that has ever been made. If they are going to insist on romance and quirky characters being an large part of the experience, then the least they could do is have some big tittied white females and carmel colored wood elves. Instead we have bears that want to fuck you, ugly lesbians monsters, gay vampires, and a black dude. This is one of the few places that allows for any kind of venting. It sucks for users that just want conversation about the game mechanics, but there are plenty of places that only allow for those types of discussions, like reddit.

You are right on all accounts.

Personally, I will not engage in that shit. In most rpgs, I shoot down any romance options.

The last video game romance I remember was in Alpha Protocol, where the German chick raped my character.

 

[Volourn]

"When did these games come out? The only reason there were rtwp at that time was the huge popularity of rts.
Virtually every game that has come out in the last few years that started as rtwp eventually introduced TB (I wonder why)."

Look at you. Typical SJW Nazi. Chagning the argument. You falsely claimed that rt with pause games don't sell. I proved they do. Now you switching the rules. What a retart.


"So what you're saying is you want kids with tits and asses. Noted."

You are confused. Dwarves are adults and look like adults. It is elves that look like children. It is tieflings that look like children in many cases. I bet you are one of those pathetic little boys who cry because women don't pick you ebcause you are too short. What a crybaby loser.

 

[Rhobar121]

So is it true you can fuck bears in this game?

Just came here to check this shit out lmao.

And Lizards. Kind of like DA3 shit.

Lizards are the fanbase's fault and tthat WotC listened to them and made them the basic race.

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

I hope I get offered gay romances like in Original Sin 2. Say to myself I hate these fucking retarded faggot game designers while I have a massive boner and hit “yes kiss the man”

 

[tommy heavenly6]

I hope I get offered gay romances like in Original Sin 2

I thought the bear was male

 

[ArchAngel]

So is it true you can fuck bears in this game?

Just came here to check this shit out lmao.

And Lizards. Kind of like DA3 shit.

Lizards are the fanbase's fault and tthat WotC listened to them and made them the basic race.

It is not a huge problem if you can be a Dragonborn, they should just removed all romance shit from them unless it is another Dragonborn.
I mean they probably get born from two other Dragonborn or from shapeshifted Dragon having sex with a human woman.

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

I hope I get offered gay romances like in Original Sin 2

I thought the bear was male

Damn I’m already bending over and spreading my cheeks now.

 

[Alienman]

I hate what they did to Fallout with Fallout 3, for example, but at some point I don't find it worth complaining and move on.

Well, there is some time difference here.

Sex with bear scene = less than a week.
Fallout 3 wrecking the Fallout lore = 15 years.

Give it at least a month

 

[Rhobar121]

"When did these games come out? The only reason there were rtwp at that time was the huge popularity of rts.
Virtually every game that has come out in the last few years that started as rtwp eventually introduced TB (I wonder why)."

Look at you. Typical SJW Nazi. Chagning the argument. You falsely claimed that rt with pause games don't sell. I proved they do. Now you switching the rules. What a retart.


"So what you're saying is you want kids with tits and asses. Noted."

You are confused. Dwarves are adults and look like adults. It is elves that look like children. It is tieflings that look like children in many cases. I bet you are one of those pathetic little boys who cry because women don't pick you ebcause you are too short. What a crybaby loser.

Didn't Obsidian introduce TB to PoE to save sales?
Wasn't it Owlcat who introduced TB to WoTR after the Kingsmaker mod was very popular and isn't their latest game fully TB?
The fact that TB is more popular than rtwp is quite clear, otherwise other devs wouldn't care about it.
Please, dont use Diablo as argument, it's not even an rpg.

 

[Volourn]

All that spam is useless. You claim that rt with pause does not sale. I proved you wrong. now, you are spamming irrleevant bullshitz.

Also: Owclcat and Obsidian wouldn't have bothered with adding tn combat if their games weren't already popular. They sold based on rt with pause.

So, once again, you lie even when you change the disucssion.

Why you kaka , you SJW Nazi?

 

[Rhobar121]

So is it true you can fuck bears in this game?

Just came here to check this shit out lmao.

And Lizards. Kind of like DA3 shit.

Lizards are the fanbase's fault and tthat WotC listened to them and made them the basic race.

It is not a huge problem if you can be a Dragonborn, they should just removed all romance shit from them unless it is another Dragonborn.
I mean they probably get born from two other Dragonborn or from shapeshifted Dragon having sex with a human woman.

Why would they just do that? There are enough degenerates who will enjoy it (the main target is DnD fans) and it doesn't cost them much more work in itself. The race is already created.

 

[Harthwain]

This time though, you have to party with a degenerate zoo. A bear that wants to fuck you, a valley girl tiefling, an angry pathetic black dude, a gay elf vampire who likes getting his ass pounded by whatever, a high elf dom, a wizard whos spells fizzle out and needs you to stroke his dick so his spells work, a strong orc female who wants to peg you. If you are spending 60 dollars to play the combat, then you are a bigger part of the problem than the people complaining.

For the record: we had Edwin going female back when gender swapping wasn't a hotly debated political topic and Viconia who came from the race of female-dominated society full of dominatrixes, whose portrait was based off a pornstar's photo, no less. So it's not like this is something new to the series (especially in comparison to other titles of the era).

By the way, I feel like the black dude and the valley girl don't deserve to be in this compilation. One is obviously there for diversity's sake and the other could potentially be an annoying companion, but both are on an entirely different level than the rest of the cast (that are clearly defined by their sexuality. Because that's the age we currently live in. FML).

This is one of the few places that allows for any kind of venting. It sucks for users that just want conversation about the game mechanics, but there are plenty of places that only allow for those types of discussions, like reddit.

That's an ironic thing to say.

 

[Rhobar121]

All that spam is useless. You claim that rt with pause does not sale. I proved you wrong. now, you are spamming irrleevant bullshitz.

Also: Owclcat and Obsidian wouldn't have bothered with adding tn combat if their games weren't already popular. They sold based on rt with pause.

So, once again, you lie even when you change the disucssion.

Why you kaka , you SJW Nazi?

Do you really have to be that stupid? Everyone knows that PoE2 sold so badly that Microsoft bought Obsidian.
Why would anyone waste time and resources implementing a mode that isn't popular?
Every damn company goes where the money is. Why do you think Owlcat would drop rtwp in favor of TB?
If you want to be a retarded asshole, go ahead.

 

[Gradenmayer]

This time though, you have to party with a degenerate zoo. A bear that wants to fuck you, a valley girl tiefling, an angry pathetic black dude, a gay elf vampire who likes getting his ass pounded by whatever, a high elf dom, a wizard whos spells fizzle out and needs you to stroke his dick so his spells work, a strong orc female who wants to peg you. If you are spending 60 dollars to play the combat, then you are a bigger part of the problem than the people complaining.

For the record: we had Edwin going female back when gender swapping wasn't a hotly debated political topic and Viconia who came from the race of female-dominated society full of dominatrixes, whose portrait was based off a pornstar's photo, no less. So it's not like this is something new to the series (especially in comparison to other titles of the era).

By the way, I feel like the black dude and the valley girl don't deserve to be in this compilation. One is obviously there for diversity's sake and the other could potentially be an annoying companion, but both are on an entirely different level than the rest of the cast (that are clearly defined by their sexuality. Because that's the age we currently live in. FML).

This is one of the few places that allows for any kind of venting. It sucks for users that just want conversation about the game mechanics, but there are plenty of places that only allow for those types of discussions, like reddit.

That's an ironic thing to say.

They said the black guy is getting rewritten. I think his story set-up was interesting, but he was too much of a bipolar psychopath in the early access.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

This time though, you have to party with a degenerate zoo. A bear that wants to fuck you, a valley girl tiefling, an angry pathetic black dude, a gay elf vampire who likes getting his ass pounded by whatever, a high elf dom, a wizard whos spells fizzle out and needs you to stroke his dick so his spells work, a strong orc female who wants to peg you. If you are spending 60 dollars to play the combat, then you are a bigger part of the problem than the people complaining.

For the record: we had Edwin going female back when gender swapping wasn't a hotly debated political topic and Viconia who came from the race of female-dominated society full of dominatrixes, whose portrait was based off a pornstar's photo, no less. So it's not like this is something new to the series (especially in comparison to other titles of the era).

By the way, I feel like the black dude and the valley girl don't deserve to be in this compilation. One is obviously there for diversity's sake and the other could potentially be an annoying companion, but both are on an entirely different level than the rest of the cast (that are clearly defined by their sexuality. Because that's the age we currently live in. FML).

This is one of the few places that allows for any kind of venting. It sucks for users that just want conversation about the game mechanics, but there are plenty of places that only allow for those types of discussions, like reddit.

That's an ironic thing to say.

Tho that particular character is interesting because Wyll is pretty much an idiot. Basically an hero wannabe that ended to fuck up badly and make a pact with a devil. And you can tell in the narrative that character is the kind of character that has a narrow mindset and acts before thinking.

 

[Volourn]

That makes no sense. If Obsidian made games that sold poorly why would MS bother to buy them and their shit? Owlcat became popular because they made a rt with pause game that sold fukkin' way better than most people though. The fact they added tb after the fact doesn't change the fact it sold based on rt with pause. HOLY FUKK NUTZ. U RETART.