ERYFKRAD
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If only.Young man, you are entirely too obsessed and have far too much time.
If only.Young man, you are entirely too obsessed and have far too much time.
Just like real life then?people keep saying you have to kowtow to her bossiness before she warms up to you and very much be a submissive type.What are you basing this onOh wait, she wants to dom you and you have to be a foot stool to romance her?
I'm in danger! lol I will avenge you brother! Dagoth Ur was right! Death to the scalies!
Just as an innocent squirrel, propelled with full force off a cliff, meets a tragic end, so too do the fragile hopes of those unfortunate enough to encounter you on the road.
Are they different squirrels?I'm in danger! lol I will avenge you brother! Dagoth Ur was right! Death to the scalies!
Just as an innocent squirrel, propelled with full force off a cliff, meets a tragic end, so too do the fragile hopes of those unfortunate enough to encounter you on the road.
Also who had it worse, punty the squirrel here or the unfortunate squirrel that witnessed the bear scene.
if they're the same then this was truly an act of kindness and mercy then lolAre they different squirrels?
Is that one of those muscle wizards that Sawyer was always talking about?
PETA!!I'm in danger! lol I will avenge you brother! Dagoth Ur was right! Death to the scalies!
Just as an innocent squirrel, propelled with full force off a cliff, meets a tragic end, so too do the fragile hopes of those unfortunate enough to encounter you on the road.
Also who had it worse, punty the squirrel here or the unfortunate squirrel that witnessed the bear scene. Yeah, I think the squirrel that saw the bear scene has it worse, at least punty has been put out of his misery.
Common, yes.Aren't polearms and spears the most common/effective weapons?
In that regard swords are far superior to polearms. But as such they require actual skill to be handled.
1v1 spear is still the best weapon. Reach is king. People who think spears aren't better than swords have never played with long sticks.Effective, depends. Military formations, yes. Fighting, only if you and your opponent(s) suck ass.
why? it's basically staff with pointy end. and staff is useful while travelling, unlike sword.or while traveling.
katana best weapon!
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
Not near as much as swords thoughSpears/polearms require skill to use
Nah1v1 spear is still the best weapon. Reach is king. People who think spears aren't better than swords have never played with long sticks.
why? it's basically staff with pointy end.
Its absolutely not. Its thicker, and longer, and heavier, and hits on all the tree branches, and you injure your mate when you lower it.why? it's basically staff with pointy end.
why you wander under the trees? decent people walking roads. are you robber?Its absolutely not. Its thicker, and longer, and heavier, and hits on all the tree branches, and you injure your mate when you lower it.why? it's basically staff with pointy end.
I don't know if you've seen where old roads go through. There's trees.why you wander under the trees? decent people walking roads. are you robber?Its absolutely not. Its thicker, and longer, and heavier, and hits on all the tree branches, and you injure your mate when you lower it.why? it's basically staff with pointy end.
For subhuman niggers like you sure a toy sword is enough.katana best weapon!
that's job for foresters - cut trees and remove bushes near roads to prevent ambushes.I don't know if you've seen where old roads go through. There's trees.why you wander under the trees? decent people walking roads. are you robber?Its absolutely not. Its thicker, and longer, and heavier, and hits on all the tree branches, and you injure your mate when you lower it.why? it's basically staff with pointy end.
Actually, wasn't there a roman roads thread on this forum?
What if the swordsman is better too?I remember seeing this funny video that claimed to "scientifically prove!!!" that spears are thoroughly superior
But ultimately it just proved what experience taught me
The swordsmen that failed did so entirely because they either didn't fully commit their attacks, as they stopped/back away at the last moment, or because their "attacks" were just the most clumsy, ungraceful attempts at an attack (yet the author of the video claims they were all "experienced" fighters )
And the few swordsman that did succeed, never held back and actually showed to possess some technique