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Codex Conquer Club
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Bliblablubb
Arcane
This game is soooo not made for phone use. Got stuck twice now, because you cannot check attack angles. 
The map is also made to go north. Screw you if you START north.
The map is also made to go north. Screw you if you START north.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
Nah, Stalin is with you. Lost 5 armies trying to take on 1, then the rest got stuck on artillery. Again. Who cannot move, redeploy or shoot anything, because everything in their line fire is already mine. Turn that fkn thing around you twats!
This map's idea is great, but boy are those mechanics a clusterfuck with random start and without teams.
This map's idea is great, but boy are those mechanics a clusterfuck with random start and without teams.
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Youve got the upperhand now cause black willow molesting me too. To be honest though il.be happy when this map is done haha.
But yeah I think if we did this with manual starts and teams could be great map. Might do that when we finally finish if we arent burnt out haha.
But yeah I think if we did this with manual starts and teams could be great map. Might do that when we finally finish if we arent burnt out haha.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
TBH, this map is dragging on far too long already. I mean it's hillarious how both of us fail epic here, one of us should have been steamrolled for at least 7 turns by now. But every time one gets the upper hand, he gets a bad dice roll streak or takes a wrong turn.
If this continues for another 10 turns, we will be burned out fo' life.
If this continues for another 10 turns, we will be burned out fo' life.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
Nevah! No reverse charge allowed!
Like Stalin said (probably):
If tank loose tracks, you artillery now.
If tank loose gun, you bunker now.
If tank loose crew, you hero now.
Like Stalin said (probably):
If tank loose tracks, you artillery now.
If tank loose gun, you bunker now.
If tank loose crew, you hero now.
Wild Slop
Arcane
That reminds me, Hootmonton, what do you think about a 2v2v2 or a 3v3? Lets try a couple team matches.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
Past-Me yesterday: "Once Blackwillow has moved, I will have enough armies to crush Hoodoo and finally end this map. About time." 
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*time passes*
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"Welp, I guess BW does not want to move anymore? Time for bed."
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*next morning*
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*BW has moved and Hoodoo of course too, snailing through half of the map again*
Screw this map. Screw simultanious turns. I spent all my armies to bring back the status quo from yesterday. Or did I?
"5 armies should be enough to kill one army and take that last region and get the bonus amirite? AMIRITE?"
Going to drop this map because NUZZINK CHANGES every turn. Except Hoodoo letting Blackwillow become a threat again. Great job there mate...
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*time passes*
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"Welp, I guess BW does not want to move anymore? Time for bed."
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*next morning*
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*BW has moved and Hoodoo of course too, snailing through half of the map again*
Screw this map. Screw simultanious turns. I spent all my armies to bring back the status quo from yesterday. Or did I?
"5 armies should be enough to kill one army and take that last region and get the bonus amirite? AMIRITE?"
Going to drop this map because NUZZINK CHANGES every turn. Except Hoodoo letting Blackwillow become a threat again. Great job there mate...
Bliblablubb
Arcane
I don't believe what I am seeing there: Kommissar Koala has managed to let Blackwillow become STRONK. If he manages to kill one of us or even both, that's on you. GULAG 4 LIFE!
Wild Slop
Arcane
It's everyone else's fault isn't it?
It was very wise of me to make the tactical decision to leave that quagmire of a battle when I did.
It was very wise of me to make the tactical decision to leave that quagmire of a battle when I did.
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Bliblablubb
Arcane
"Always everyone else's fault, eh" #Sloppy2020
Now shuddup and deploy the entire Koala army next in your turn. All 4 of them.
Now shuddup and deploy the entire Koala army next in your turn. All 4 of them.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
Yeah that's probably it. Just a matter of deploying armies to every ass of the city to conquer leftover armies.
Depite, or because of all those mechanics/misclicks/bugs... I had a blast. GG everyone.
Depite, or because of all those mechanics/misclicks/bugs... I had a blast. GG everyone.
I can't believe how long I survived on the Stalingrad map, all the while blasting Hoothoot's provinces from the airport
Wild Slop
Arcane
I've been dealing with much Acceptance lately.
I liked it better when hoothoot was the accepting one.
Will this make me a stronger person? No pain, no gain?
Because it doesnt feel good.
I liked it better when hoothoot was the accepting one.
Will this make me a stronger person? No pain, no gain?
Because it doesnt feel good.
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