YOUR CHOICES DO NOT MATTER.
YOU LITERALLY HAVE PARAMILITARY ORGANIZATION AND "FREE PEOPLE" CHOICE
FREE PEOPLE LITERALLY FUCKING TRY TO HANG YOU FOR SAVING YOUR FRIEND, THEN STEAL FROM YOU AND TRY TO KILL YOU IF YOU WORK WITH ANOTHER FACTION
THEY ALSO "SAVE THE CITY" IN THEIR ENDING
THE PARAMILITARY BROS HAVE LITERALLY ONE RETARDED OFFICER AND ONE ASSHOLE COMMANDER, THEIR PEOPLE FUCKING ARREST YOU FOR SNEAKING INTO THEIR BASE TO STEAL INFOMRATION, INTERROGATE YOU AND AFTER THREE FUCKING MINUTES OF A TALK, THEY FREE YOU AND OFFER YOU TO WORK WITH THEM, FUCKING PEOPLE SACRIFICE TO SAVE YOU IN THEIR PLOTLINE BUT IF YOU PICK THEM, IN THEIR "GOOD ENDING", YOU GET PEOPLE HANGING ENTIRE FAMILIES FOR WATER THIEF... AND THAT IS AFTER YOU GET RID OF ASSHOLE, PLACING ACTUALLY THINKING PEOPLE ON COMMAND
YOU CHOICES MATTER BRUH MY ASS.
ENDING IS LITERALLY A FUCKING TEXT SLIDES, NOT EVEN FALLOUT NEW VEGAS TIER, JUST NOT VOICED SLIDES AND ONE OF THREE CUTSCENES, EACH 1 MINUTE OR MINUTE AND A HALF LONG
FINAL BOSS FIGHT IS LITERALLY MIX OF SHITTEST WAYS OF NARUTO, DRAGON BALL AND METAL GEAR REVENGANCE MIXED WITH DEVS OWN FECES AND PINEAPPLE. WHY PINEAPPLE? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY LIKE THEIR OWN SHIT.
THERE IS YOUR SISTER CHARACTER "MIA" WHOS FATHER WAS "EXPERIMENTING ON YOU" EXCEPT NO, HE WAS NOT, HE WAS YOUR FATHER FIGURE AND HE WAS EXPERIMENTING ON HER AFTER HE FUCKING INJECTED HER THE VIRUS BUT YOU FORGOT ALL OF THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE TRAUMATISED OR SOMEBULLSHIT AND HE TELLS YOU TO REMIND YOURSELF. THEN YOU REMEMBER AND FUCKING COMBAT IT FOR A KEY THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BOTH KEY TO SECRET CURE EXPERIMENT AND MISSLIE SYSTEM THAT IS SUPPOSED TO NUKE THE CITY.
AND THEN SHE FUCKING WAKES UP DOING HER FIRST ROLE IN GAME EXCEPT DAMN FUCKING BEING MACGUFFIN TO FOLLOW, TRIES TO GIVE YOU THE KEY, BUMPS INTO HER DYING FATHER AND THEY DESTROY IT BY THROWING IT INTO CHEMICALS.
AND YOUR CHOICE IS TO "SAVE" A FUCKING RANDOM "SISTER" YOU HAVE CONNECTION TO FOR 15 MINUTES AND RUN OUT AND NUKE YOUR COMPANION WHO WILL BLOW IT UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STOP THE MISSLES NOW (unless you saved ONE CHARACTER, ONE FUCKING CHOICE, THEN HE WILL SAVE HER) OR HAVE TO GO AFTER HER, BUT YOU SUDDENLY ACTIVATE ZOMBIE MODE AND GORRILA HER OUT AND CITY IS ROCKETED.
ALSO IF YOU SAVE THAT MIA BITCH, SHE IS HANDWAVED IN TWO SENTENCES BECAUSE SHE FUCKING DIES FEW HOURS LATER AS SHE HAD TO BE CONNECTED TO FUCKING OXYGEN MACHINE... WHICH YOU DIDN'T TAKE AND PERFECTLY FUCKING KNEW ABOUT AS YOU SAVED HER FROM SAME FATE LITERAL 5 MINUTES LATER. YOU LITERALLY CARRY HER TO THAT MACHINE WITH HER DYING-AFTER-BOSS-FIGHT FATHER MINUTE BEFORE THAT CHOICE.
AND ENDING IS LIKE "OH YEAH SHE WAS WEAK LOL, HE BURIED HER UNDER OAK AND NOW WENT TO BE PILGRIM AGAIN, BUT HE SAVED THE CITY, WHAT A HERO". WHO THE FUCK ARE PLIGRIMS IF THAT CITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE "LAST ONE ON EARTH". WHERE THEY PILGRIM TO? WHERE OTHER PEOPLE GET PACKAGES FROM? DID PC FUCK HER CORPSE BEFORE HE PUT HER INTO A HOLE IN THE GROUND? WHO KNOWS!
Let me NOT start ranting about such shitty changes to physics, adding shitty ass stamina system for climbing to waste points on, making grappling hook some shitty fucking joke instead of getting rid of it, changing the setting into some postapo bullshit, combat being a joke with two skills (stomping heads and double leg kick), bugs in combat, cutscenes literally 5 steps away from each other and so on.
Do not play this game. Do not waste your time. If I were in place of Avellone, I would be glad I got dumped out of this project. And forgive me, now I'm going to eat some burger to forget about that game before I start making plans to find these damn nerds who make that "story and choice" slogan and give them a swirlie. In a toilet filled with copies of their game, which in fact, is worse then swirlie in shit.
Not good night and surely not damn bloody good luck.