Expeditions: Rome - the final Expeditions game from Logic Artists

[Larianshill]

I have no idea what's up with this guy's portrait, but he looks metal as shit

 

[Parsimonious cook]

OK, so this Liberal dude is apparently just a white guy in blackface, a typical liberal in 2022 if you ask me.

Also, just arrived in Africa

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those fucking niggers killed Luculus, time for some colonialism, me thinks

 

[Harthwain]

I have no idea what's up with this guy's portrait, but he looks metal as shit

Kind of reminds me of Sam Worthington:

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[Larianshill]

This is Larianshill reporting from act 2. I would like to post a daily reminder that pacification missions SUCK.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

friendly coexistence with barbarians

Ended so well for Rome.

Since I like to shill for the blog of this historian lad, to quote from a recent article of his:

This was not necessarily a bad thing: the Romans, after conflict and plague in the late second and third centuries, needed troops and they needed farmers and these ‘barbarians’ could supply both. But as we’ve discussed elsewhere, the Romans make a catastrophic mistake here: instead of reviving the Roman tradition of incorporation, they insisted on effectively permanent apartness for the new arrivals, even when they came – as most would – with initial Roman approval.

This problem blows up in 378 in an event – the Battle of Adrianople – which marks the beginning of the ‘decline and fall’ and thus the start of our ‘long fifth century.’ The Goths, a Germanic-language speaking people, pressured by the Huns had sought entry into Roman territory; the emperor in the East, Valens, agreed because he needed soldiers and farmers and the Goths might well be both. Local officials, however, mistreated the arriving Goth refugees leading to clashes and then a revolt; precisely because the Goths hadn’t been incorporated into the Roman military or civil system (they were settled with their own kings as ‘allies’ – foederati – within Roman territory), when they revolted, they revolted as a united people under arms. The army sent to fight them, under Valens, engaged foolishly before reinforcements could arrive from the West and was defeated.

In the aftermath of the defeat, the Goths moved to settle in the Balkans and it would subsequently prove impossible for the Romans to move them out. Part of the reason for that was that the Romans themselves were hardly unified. I don’t want to get too deep in the weeds here except to note that usurpers and assassinations among the Roman elite are common in this period, which generally prevented any kind of unified Roman response. In particular, it leads Roman leaders (both generals and emperors) desperate for troops, often to fight civil wars against each other, to rely heavily on Gothic (and later other ‘barbarian’) war leaders. Those leaders, often the kings of their own peoples, were not generally looking to burn the empire down, but were looking to create a place for themselves in it and so understandably tended to militate for their own independence and recognition.

 

[Tyranicon]

I have no idea what's up with this guy's portrait, but he looks metal as shit

Probably a reference to the HBO ROME character of the same name (which is itself a reference to the "historical" personage mentioned in Caesar's writings). Infinitron this probably answers your question whether they're in the game.

 

[Jinn]

I've been playing the game for about 15 hours

Overall it's a pretty mediocre experience

Damn, 15 hours in two days. Sounds pretty mediocre.

I'm just playing on normal difficulty which in hindsight might've been a mistake, but the combat encounters have been almost insultingly easy so far.

Playing on normal difficulty in modern day and insulted by the lack of challenge...

You have some valid points, but you seem to be fishing for some kodex kool kreds in that post more than anything. If the game was really as lackluster as you say, you probably wouldn't be as compelled to play so much of it in such short amount of time.

 

[Infinitron]

Probably a reference to the HBO ROME character of the same name (which is itself a reference to the "historical" personage mentioned in Caesar's writings). Infinitron this probably answers your question whether they're in the game.

Their names are in the game as possible names for your randomly generated praetorians. They're not in it as actual characters.

 

[Shrimp]

I've been playing the game for about 15 hours

Overall it's a pretty mediocre experience

Damn, 15 hours in two days. Sounds pretty mediocre.

I'm just playing on normal difficulty which in hindsight might've been a mistake, but the combat encounters have been almost insultingly easy so far.

Playing on normal difficulty in modern day and insulted by the lack of challenge...

You have some valid points, but you seem to be fishing for some kodex kool kreds in that post more than anything. If the game was really as lackluster as you say, you probably wouldn't be as compelled to play so much of it in such short amount of time.

Now now, it's been 3 days and it's a weekend as well.
I'd been looking forward to this game for a long time so I won't let myself get deterred by elements I dislike just because they appear early on. Despite its faults I still acknowledge the game as entertaining so far but that doesn't change the fact it's not what I'd hoped for.

 

[Jinn]

Now now, it's been 3 days and it's a weekend as well.
I'd been looking forward to this game for a long time so I won't let myself get deterred by elements I dislike just because they appear early on. Despite its faults I still acknowledge the game as entertaining so far but that doesn't change the fact it's not what I'd hoped for.

Yeah, sorry to be so dickish. Just a pet peeve of mine that seems to have become more pronounced in the past few years in particular. People pouring tons of hours into games in a short span of time, then portraying this time as unsatisfying. Takes this hobby to a whole new level of decadence and is just so logically irreconcilable for me. There is being critical and attempting to be objective, and then there is just total lack of self-awareness in an act you are devoting many of your waking hours to. Not saying you're necessarily guilty of this, but the hint of it in your post was enough for me to be compelled to mention it.

Also, turn your difficulty up, you cunt! If it's been a somewhat lackluster experience, it's probably partially because you've deprived yourself of the meat of the game.

 

[Sensuki]

This is Larianshill reporting from act 2. I would like to post a daily reminder that pacification missions SUCK.

I enjoyed the first one. What was wrong with it ?

 

[Larianshill]

Anyone knows how to craft more throwing spears?

 

[Jinn]

I enjoyed the first one. What was wrong with it ?

Yeah, I actually enjoy the pacification missions. Spices things up, adds some nice variety and challenge.

 

[Parsimonious cook]

Anyone knows how to craft more throwing spears?

You need to buy tools (in Asia minor they can be bought from the priest-blacksmith in the temple, I havent seen anyone selling them in Africa so far, but I just started there), then make them in the workshop (they are under tactical items with other stuff).

Yeah, I actually enjoy the pacification missions. Spices things up, adds some nice variety and challenge.

They are a bit hit and miss, but I agree that they are mostly good. The one with Roman deserters was really bad (you attack a camp surrounded by hills full of archers that have LoS on you all the time and are very hard to reach), but many of them are good and fairly challenging. The convoy ambush and the fight with Spartans are my favourites so far.

 

[Spectacle]

After some battles, my Legion's experience drops down to 0 or nearly so. Has anyone seen the same thing happen? Is it a bug, or is there something you can do to avoid it?

EDIT: lol, just tried playing the same battle 3 times. One time I got -27 XP, another +22 and finally +69! Seems completely random. Apart from the XP the battle outcome was roughly similar all 3 times. Something's definitely weird about legion XP.

 

[Larianshill]

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[vonAchdorf]

He looks like Omar Sharif. He fits into the region.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

That hairstyle gives me more of a Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction vibe tbh.

 

[Sensuki]

(you attack a camp surrounded by hills full of archers that have LoS on you all the time and are very hard to reach)

I think I figured out by accident that to hit these archers you need to use Interrupt with your own.

 

[vonAchdorf]

That hairstyle gives me more of a Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction vibe tbh.

It's Omar Sharif wearing a Hobbit hairstyle.

 

[Alphons]

 

[Modron]

He looks like Omar Sharif. He fits into the region.

Looks nothing like Omar Sharif...

 

[Larianshill]

Stuck on yet another pacification mission, because my non-story companions are shit, and I'm playing the barracks casino until the game gives me better ones.

 

[Larianshill]

In the Egypt arc, there is a pretty difficult (at least, it was for me) pacification mission surrounding theft of a war banner. I've tried to beat it multiple times to no avail, until I managed to highroll a veles with marathon trait, who just ran to the war banner, snatched in and ran back. Honestly, all pacification missions have grown massively more difficult around this time.

 

[Jrpgfan]

Are all europeans color blind? Why the fuck do you guys think Omar Shariff resembles a nigger in the slightest? Like, wtf?

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Seriously, wtf? Is there another Omar Sharif I'm not aware of?