Fallout 4 Pre-Announcement Bullshit Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[DalekFlay]

 

[Lhynn]

I'm doubtful about that. Really? How could a fat person's weight not go to their breasts at some point? You've at least got a B-cup I think, if you're medically overweight.

Well I mean an A or B cup. When your breasts are that size and your belly sticks out to fucking China it makes you look pretty retarded.

know mens with bigger breasts.

 

[Drax]

Lol, hats off to the guy that made the website. Fuck bethesda's "we can't comment on rumors" line to leech hype.
And, oh the butthurt is strong.

 

[Athelas]

This just in: http://kotaku.com/leaked-documents-reveal-that-fallout-4-is-real-set-in-1481322956

 

[AstroZombie]

 

[Athelas]

We'll soon be able to replace these with whatever the Fallout equivalent is of a cauldron.

 

[Sordid MCA/Prosper Hybryd]

If it isn't a hoax then PC is gonna be voiced in F4.

It's gonna be even more decline than shitout3.

 

[Onholyservicebound]

Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Alamogordo, Bikini..

Toxic barrel head? I knew it would be set in Boston, the tea party shit was probably too easy for them to pass up. I hate how Fallout 3 fans always overplay the 50s theme, these themes were there, sure, but it's getting old. New Vegas used the nostalgia theme broadly, depending on the faction, I prefer that to tranquillity lane bullshit.

 

[undecaf]

This just in: http://kotaku.com/leaked-documents-reveal-that-fallout-4-is-real-set-in-1481322956

Yay, more of this:

 

[hexer]

This just in: http://kotaku.com/leaked-documents-reveal-that-fallout-4-is-real-set-in-1481322956

Their scripts sound terrible to me. Like I'm reading some Mass Effect fan fiction. There's no way they'll ever deliver a decent Fallout experience.
They. Just. Don't. Get. It.

 

[Lhynn]

This just in: http://kotaku.com/leaked-documents-reveal-that-fallout-4-is-real-set-in-1481322956

Their scripts sound terrible to me. Like I'm reading some Mass Effect fan fiction. There's no way they'll ever deliver a decent Fallout experience.
They. Just. Don't. Get. It.

i think the truth is far darker than that.
They. Just. Dont. Care.

 

[Onholyservicebound]

They. Just. Don't. Get. It.

i think the truth is far darker than that.
They. Just. Dont. Care.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

 

[anus_pounder]

This just in: http://kotaku.com/leaked-documents-reveal-that-fallout-4-is-real-set-in-1481322956

Yay, more of this:

Holy shit.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Hey, I was right wasn't I?

 

[TripJack]

 

[undecaf]

Someone edit Vaultboy face there.

 

[Rod Rodderson]

i think the truth is far darker than that.
They. Just. Dont. Care.

It's both, really. They neither get it, nor do they care to get it. Their products make money, and are well-received by the masses. They don't need to get it.

 

[agentorange]

Lol. Another mission where you have to go into a museum and steal old tech, there was a mission exactly like that in F3. And I see Bethesda are jumping on the "PROTECT YOUR *Family member/child" plot device that every cinematic majestic game seems to be using; I assume the plot is gonna have the player hunting down their family who were cryo-frozen together but have mysteriously disappeared. Only thing I'm happy about is this time I know not to get my hopes up.

 

[Turisas]

Lol. Another mission where you have to go into a museum and steal old tech, there was a mission exactly like that in F3. And I see Bethesda are jumping on the "PROTECT YOUR *Family member/child" plot device that every cinematic majestic game seems to be using; I assume the plot is gonna have the player hunting down their family who were cryo-frozen together but have mysteriously disappeared. Only thing I'm happy about is this time I know not to get my hopes up.

I'm looking for my wife, 30-something gal. Maybe you've seen her?

 

[Zombra]

I see Bethesda are jumping on the "PROTECT YOUR *Family member/child" plot device that every cinematic majestic game seems to be using; I assume the plot is gonna have the player hunting down their family who were cryo-frozen together but have mysteriously disappeared.

Jumping on? They've had a seat on that train since Fallout 3. Did they actually get good feedback on that from Fallout 3? Hey, Liam Neeson is telling me he's my dad in a completely prescripted relationship that's exactly the same for every player, so now I'm supposed to be emotionally invested? Now I suppose that Kirsten Stewart is going to be the voice of my unconventional, loving wife with a pitch-corrected Rob Schneider as my wisecracking, precocious son. Jesus H. Christ.

 

[Jedi Master Radek]

This Preston guy is so badly written, that I think only 10 yo could possibly write him. Lack of player choices in dialogues is also cool.

 

[Space Satan]

 

[Borelli]

As a non-american the whole "it's gonna be in Boston!" announcement falls flat for me. I just don't care enough to differentiate all those towns especially if the nukes did their job there wouldn't be much to differentiate.

 

[Onholyservicebound]

Same shit as DC, maybe less tall buildings, way more water, I hope they make better sea creatures, giant mudcrabs that can't attack under water made water not very dangerous. I find very few games use the sheer creepiness of the sea and it's nasty creatures to the fullest.

 

[Akratus]

Someone edit Vaultboy face there.