Kingdom Come: Deliverance II Thread

[GentlemanCthulhu]

Everything here tracks. Case and point, no option to tell her "I don't give a shit, I'm taking you back to the camp".

You can promise Marika to exchange the letter for the amulet and then say to the gypsy honcho "Fuck Marika, here's the letter". Not sure what happens next tho.

In one side quests an old wench asks you to bury her allegedly suicidal husband in the consecrated cemetery and you can refuse with "No, that's a sin".

Plenty of opportunities to play as a goody two shoes Christian or an asshole but it's not consistent across all quests. There's a lack of the option to play as a Codexer and say to the gypsies "Fucking darkies, go back to where you came from" but I guess you can't expect that in 2025, not even from Warhorse.

Yeah that's cool, i honestly wasn't paying much attention to this stuff. My impression is that I didn't see many opportunities to play out my fetishistic puritan online persona in game, but maybe I just wasn't looking carefully enough and maybe the game is just inconsistent with it.

 

[Yoomazir]

Question: Is there any female romance that shows as much nudity as the faggot one? All I've seen are fade to black so far.

 

[Lyric Suite]

So apparently, Theresa's not even in this game and barely even mentioned? All the rumors of Theresa cucking you were bs? If anything Theresa is the one who was done dirty from what I hear Henry can be the ultimate degenerate coomer fuckboy in this game, basically fucking every female and then get his asshole devastated by Capon.

What i read is that you get a choice to be chaste in the game in order to remain faithful to her and if you do you get a letter saying she married one of your friends.

Wait, is that for real or are you fucking with me? So if you remain faithful the game explicitly trolls you and calls you a loser? That tells me that they explicitly didn't want people to get attached to Theresa and maybe they even hate her and regret writing the character.

The game ethos is that getting drunk and banging wenches is the highest moral ideal. Any deviation from that is going to be dealt poorly as the devs have likely no feeling for it.

But i would like to point out that Theresa was a nobody. The only reason she was an option is that Henry started out as a clueless village boy and the daugther of a miller is the best he could do. Considering by the end of the game you are basically Sir Lancelot Henry should be setting his sights on nobility, not some peasant girl.

 

[VerSacrum]

Question: Is there any female romance that shows as much nudity as the faggot one? All I've seen are fade to black so far.

Thus far I have seen tits/butt shots of the herbalist in Nebakov and Katherine. The widow noblewoman at the feast in Trosky just has a fade to black, as do the bathmaids and the shy chick at the wedding. I assume all the major romance options have some cinematic scenes.

 

[GrainWetski]

So apparently, Theresa's not even in this game and barely even mentioned? All the rumors of Theresa cucking you were bs? If anything Theresa is the one who was done dirty from what I hear Henry can be the ultimate degenerate coomer fuckboy in this game, basically fucking every female and then get his asshole devastated by Capon.

What i read is that you get a choice to be chaste in the game in order to remain faithful to her and if you do you get a letter saying she married one of your friends.

Wait, is that for real or are you fucking with me? So if you remain faithful the game explicitly trolls you and calls you a loser? That tells me that they explicitly didn't want people to get attached to Theresa and maybe they even hate her and regret writing the character.

The game ethos is that getting drunk and banging wenches is the highest moral ideal. Any deviation from that is going to be dealt poorly as the devs have likely no feeling for it.

But i would like to point out that Theresa was a nobody. The only reason she was an option is that Henry started out as a clueless village boy and the daugther of a miller is the best he could do. Considering by the end of the game you are basically Sir Lancelot Henry should be setting his sights on nobility, not some peasant girl.

And his sight is set on a single mom mudshark with a proud brown boy!

 

[Lyric Suite]

Lmao for real?

 

[Nas92]

The game ethos is that getting drunk and banging wenches is the highest moral ideal. Any deviation from that is going to be dealt poorly as the devs have likely no feeling for it.

Strange that both The Withcer and KCD have this moral ideal and they are both Eastern Yuropoor open-world RPGs that made it big internationally. I wonder why this is. I guess everyone wants to be a Chad and Western RPGs don't dare have Chads as main characters as that would be sexist. Still, it's a bit weird that technically Merican RPGs like Fallout 3 and 4 are more Christian family values oriented than KCD.

But i would like to point out that Theresa was a nobody. The only reason she was an option is that Henry started out as a clueless village boy and the daugther of a miller is the best he could do. Considering by the end of the game you are basically Sir Lancelot Henry should be setting his sights on nobility, not some peasant girl.

Henry is still a bastard and Capon constantly points out that it's Henry's job to do the manual labor. Even Radzig, his father, doesn't tell him to go woo a noble lady, he tells him that Katherine, the big titty peasant milf, would be a good match for him.

 

[Brancaleone]

Considering by the end of the game you are basically Sir Lancelot Henry should be setting his sights on nobility, not some peasant girl.

Oh, he sets his sights on nobility all right.

 

[Haba]

>This entire thread
My face:

You sure it isn't

Spoiler

 

[Sweeper]

Why would it be? None of you are attractive.

 

[GrainWetski]

Lmao for real?

Don't worry, the kid isn't stuck with just Katherine's peasant genes. His father learned Hungarian in just 2 months with his non-barbarian wakandan renaissance genes.

Also fluent in Latin

 

[SayMyName]

Lmao for real?

Don't worry, the kid isn't stuck with just Katherine's peasant genes. His father learned Hungarian in just 2 months with his non-barbarian wakandan renaissance genes.

The comments though

 

[PlayerEmers]

Another all-time peak achieved
Probably the last one, but the game will probably keep hitting 200k players for at least one more week

 

[NecroLord]

So apparently, Theresa's not even in this game and barely even mentioned? All the rumors of Theresa cucking you were bs? If anything Theresa is the one who was done dirty from what I hear Henry can be the ultimate degenerate coomer fuckboy in this game, basically fucking every female and then get his asshole devastated by Capon.

What i read is that you get a choice to be chaste in the game in order to remain faithful to her and if you do you get a letter saying she married one of your friends.

Wait, is that for real or are you fucking with me? So if you remain faithful the game explicitly trolls you and calls you a loser? That tells me that they explicitly didn't want people to get attached to Theresa and maybe they even hate her and regret writing the character.

The game ethos is that getting drunk and banging wenches is the highest moral ideal. Any deviation from that is going to be dealt poorly as the devs have likely no feeling for it.

But i would like to point out that Theresa was a nobody. The only reason she was an option is that Henry started out as a clueless village boy and the daugther of a miller is the best he could do. Considering by the end of the game you are basically Sir Lancelot Henry should be setting his sights on nobility, not some peasant girl.

So much for that "christian morality", huh?
I see the game tried to go in the way of GOT with "Knights who say FUCK" and are constantly womanizing.


What a damn shitshow meant to disguise the fundamental problems with the game and its lack of serious rpg mechanics and choices.

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

ngl i'm already kinda bored with the game. combat encounters became trivialized as soon as I learned the master strike and got a few decent pieces of armor. All this uneventful trekking over the dull and samey landscape is really bringing the whole thing down.

 

[NecroLord]

So apparently, Theresa's not even in this game and barely even mentioned? All the rumors of Theresa cucking you were bs? If anything Theresa is the one who was done dirty from what I hear Henry can be the ultimate degenerate coomer fuckboy in this game, basically fucking every female and then get his asshole devastated by Capon.

What i read is that you get a choice to be chaste in the game in order to remain faithful to her and if you do you get a letter saying she married one of your friends.

Wait, is that for real or are you fucking with me? So if you remain faithful the game explicitly trolls you and calls you a loser? That tells me that they explicitly didn't want people to get attached to Theresa and maybe they even hate her and regret writing the character.

The game ethos is that getting drunk and banging wenches is the highest moral ideal. Any deviation from that is going to be dealt poorly as the devs have likely no feeling for it.

But i would like to point out that Theresa was a nobody. The only reason she was an option is that Henry started out as a clueless village boy and the daugther of a miller is the best he could do. Considering by the end of the game you are basically Sir Lancelot Henry should be setting his sights on nobility, not some peasant girl.

And his sight is set on a single mom mudshark with a proud brown boy!

You mean Katherine got enriched by Musa and has a brown mongrel who is "her everything"??

 

[cvv]

ngl i'm already kinda bored with the game. combat encounters became trivialized as soon as I learned the master strike and got a few decent pieces of armor. All this uneventful trekking over the dull and samey landscape is really bringing the whole thing down.

This is not an aRPG bro. This is a game made specifically for people who feel an elven cave or an ancient dwarven mine every 20 meters is retarded.

Combat becomes trivial if you finally overlevel basic bitch mobs in, like, every RPG. What you need to do is stop uneventfully trekking over the landscape and start progressing towards more challenging content.

 

[Nas92]

So wait, Katherine is a single mom and goes to fuck Musa even if you romanced her? Does she have a son from before the events of the game and do you get to meet him?
Damn, if all this shit is true then it's fucking wild that this woman is the Theresa replacement and Radzig even tries to set Henry up with her.

 

[cvv]

So wait, Katherine is a single mom and goes to fuck Musa even if you romanced her? Does she have a son from before the events of the game and do you get to meet him?
Damn, if all this shit is true then it's fucking wild that this woman is the Theresa replacement and Radzig even tries to set Henry up with her.

Do you dildos know what a spoiler is? Do I have to temporarily ignore all of you until I'm done with the game?

 

[NecroLord]

So wait, Katherine is a single mom and goes to fuck Musa even if you romanced her? Does she have a son from before the events of the game and do you get to meet him?
Damn, if all this shit is true then it's fucking wild that this woman is the Theresa replacement and Radzig even tries to set Henry up with her.

Vavra once more proves his early life heritage by pushing racemixing in his arpg.
Enjoy your slop, goyim.

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

ngl i'm already kinda bored with the game. combat encounters became trivialized as soon as I learned the master strike and got a few decent pieces of armor. All this uneventful trekking over the dull and samey landscape is really bringing the whole thing down.

This is not an aRPG bro. This is a game made specifically for people who feel an elven cave or an ancient dwarven mine every 20 meters is retarded.

Combat becomes trivial if you finally overlevel basic bitch mobs in, like, every RPG. What you need to do is stop uneventfully trekking over the landscape and start progressing towards more challenging content.

I mean the entire reason i'm trekking over the uneventful landscape is because i don't want to fast travel as i don't actually like mindless aRPGs and value immersion, but the game is sending me all over the map all the time. i still think they should've increased the volume of the optional content in-between the POIs.

 

[cvv]

ngl i'm already kinda bored with the game. combat encounters became trivialized as soon as I learned the master strike and got a few decent pieces of armor. All this uneventful trekking over the dull and samey landscape is really bringing the whole thing down.

This is not an aRPG bro. This is a game made specifically for people who feel an elven cave or an ancient dwarven mine every 20 meters is retarded.

Combat becomes trivial if you finally overlevel basic bitch mobs in, like, every RPG. What you need to do is stop uneventfully trekking over the landscape and start progressing towards more challenging content.

I mean the entire reason i'm trekking over the uneventful landscape is because i don't want to fast travel as i don't actually like mindless aRPGs and value immersion, but the game is sending me all over the map all the time. i still think they should've increased the volume of the optional content in-between the POIs.

I feel the southern part of the map is saturated just right but the northern half is almost completely empty. I mean I haven't scoured it too thoroughly but so far I have found jackshit over there. The first map definitely seems less balanced than KCD1.

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

I feel the southern part of the map is saturated just right but the northern half is almost completely empty. I mean I haven't scoured it too thoroughly but I have found jackshit over there. The first map definitely seems less balanced than KCD1.

Well i'll push through some more, maybe the other maps are better, and yes i remember not having the same feeling towards the intro map of the first game.

 

[Cpt. Dallas]

The more deeply embedded the dirt that comes out the harder it looks to mod this game into acceptability. We are clearly long past just remodeling 'Musa' to an arab dude and adjusting his dialouge. This isn't to say it can't be done, but I wish the modding community good fortune in undoing Musa, the cucking, the girlbossin', the friendly Cumans, the homo and at the very least removing the pogrom storyline (if not outright letting Henry participate in it).
Hell, the salty tears would be worth donating a few shekels to the cause, but it happening for free (compared to the millions spent to make it in the first place) would be pure pottery.

 

[Frank Capicoli]

So wait, Katherine is a single mom and goes to fuck Musa even if you romanced her? Does she have a son from before the events of the game and do you get to meet him?
Damn, if all this shit is true then it's fucking wild that this woman is the Theresa replacement and Radzig even tries to set Henry up with her.

Do you dildos know what a spoiler is? Do I have to temporarily ignore all of you until I'm done with the game?

People are just giving you something to look forward to and feel giddy over as you progress in your ultrabased game.