The Dragon Age: Inquisition Thread

[Lhynn]

"Why must you make big posts? half the stuff you say i want to brofist, the other half is so retarded i want to kick your ass."
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That's because half the stuff I write that's 'retartet' is quoting morans and the smart stuff is my absolute genius self.

Plus, brofists are for crybabies who need need others to like them. I'm beyond that pitiful shit.

I still want to kick your ass you cheeky asshole.

 

[RK47]

 

[Lyric Suite]

That's tranny Morte.

 

[RK47]

 

[Kem0sabe]

Let's see if todays patch enables me to play the game passed the main menu screen with my AMD CPU...

 

[balmorar]

How can anybody play this shit, it's not even worth pirating.

 

[DragoFireheart]

How can anybody play this shit, it's not even worth pirating.

There are some people who have bad tastes in games. There are also others that will tolerate the most shitty Open World game just because they enjoy that genre.

AKA, guilty pleasures.

 

[RK47]

 

[LESS T_T]

Review by IncGamers, fine folks.

http://www.incgamers.com/2014/12/dragon-age-inquisition-review

6/10

Rubbish controls, dull combat, and a general sense that it's not quite sure what it wants to be, let down an otherwise entertaining and regularly amusing world-saving romp.

 

[Commissar Draco]

How can anybody play this shit, it's not even worth pirating.

There are some people who have bad tastes in games. There are also others that will tolerate the most shitty Open World game just because they enjoy that genre.

AKA, guilty pleasures.

Rubbish controls, dull combat, and a general sense that it's not quite sure what it wants to be, let down an otherwise entertaining and regularly amusing world-saving romp.

Banal shit boring in Codex speak; judging from vids its not even funny to play as hiking simulator cause of shit combat, dull landscapes and MMO busy work locking story fag contest which is at best decent.. At-least in Skyrim you could skip boring parts and do what you enjoyed most; Biowaste: making even badass Inquisition boring and soulless grind.


P.S. Potato Lords should better deliver some lulz with Twicher 3 or they will be liberated next. :russia:

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

How can anybody play this shit, it's not even worth pirating.

There are some people who have bad tastes in games. There are also others that will tolerate the most shitty Open World game just because they enjoy that genre.

AKA, guilty pleasures.

Rubbish controls, dull combat, and a general sense that it's not quite sure what it wants to be, let down an otherwise entertaining and regularly amusing world-saving romp.

Banal shit boring in Codex speak; judging from vids its not even funny to play as hiking simulator cause of shit combat, dull landscapes and MMO busy work locking story fag contest which is at best decent.. At-least in Skyrim you could skip boring parts and do what you enjoyed most; Biowaste: making even badass Inquisition boring and soulless grind.

what mode did you use in Skyrim to skip those boring parts? Uninstall.exe?

Spoiler

 

[Gondolin]

Ah, I get it. You weren't supposed to kill the bad guy until The Cinematic Spot TM. I feel the emotional engagement, brothers!

What I dislike most about Bioware's games (ME and DA) is this constant stroking of the player: oh, we couldn't do it without you, the whole universe will die without you, I'll follow you anywhere.

 

[Infinitron]

Even Kotaku admits: Dragon Age: Inquisition Has A Filler Problem

Tsk tsk, if people keep pointing these things out our review won't be as edgy anymore.

 

[Space Satan]

Things are getting worse

 

[RK47]

Eh, I just can't believe how much they have failed to engage me over 40 hours.
I'm just doing tasks, completing it, next!
Oh? Need more power? Seal more rifts.
Continue! Kill, kill, kill.
Let's stop and talk.
OK, what's your problem? OK, fine, let's fix that.
Table missions! Do this, do that, and that. OK! See you tomorrow.
Next day, collect table rewards, walk around Skyhold, ask everyone how are you doing on this fine day in Thedas?
Got any quest? No?
OK, head to main quest.
Blah blah blah, Corypheus Blah blah, blam blam blam thousand cuts. OK Cory's on the run.
We go temple OK.
Blam blam blam blam.
We really showed him!
Blah blah. Oh my Altar will show you power.
Morrigan's Mom is vessel of Goddess! THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLAYER!
Sure, whatever. Blah blah, tame dragon, thousand cut, 50% HP blah blah mastered dragon.
Head back, click on last mission.
Blah blah. I RAN OUT OF IDEA WILL SMASH U.
Thousand cut. Oh wait bugged.
Slowly dps.
Blam Blam
O U WIN!
I am not surprised I won.
Oh ... HOW ABOUT!!!! SOLAS IS ACTUALLY ELVEN GOD! AND HE WILL RETURN AND PLAY PART IN DA4
I don't care.
REALLY?! HOW CAN YOU NOT CARE AND STILL FINISH THE GAME! COME ON LOOK FORWARD TO DRAGON AGE 4! BE ANGRY! WHY ARE NOT ENRAGED?! DO YOU NOT FEEL BETRAYED BY SOLAS?!
No I am very happy I finish the game so I can forget about it. There are no more questions I want answered in Dragon Age Universe.
Forget about it. There's nothing here worth seeing or doing . Whatever plot twists you've pulled are not even engaging.
And whatever lore rape you've committed raised little concern. It's your poo. Go build a sandcastle, whatever. I don't read your books for the lore. I read it for EXP. Table missions that did nothing but hand out candies. So amazing. So wow. So meaningless.
Thanks for the broken combat abilities so I can skip your shit action game.
This is perhaps one of the worst Bioware I have ever played.
I jumped on the Multiplayer and no, I don't see myself playing more than an hour in there.
There's just no way this is better than ME3 Co-Op.
Amazing, you have more time to get it right than the ME3 Co-Op team and you still fucked up.
I guess the Combat Engine fucked you over.
Thanks a lot. I hope you are proud of yourselves, Game of the year indeed.
I will forever remember 2014, DAI as the worst GOTY I ever played in my life.

 

[Morality Games]

Game of the Year and not a single eyebrow was raised. At first they were just casual gamers playing RPG lites, but now it seems as though the number of RPG lites and dude bros has grown large enough to displace the true role-playing genre entirely. Remember guys, the first RPG was Fallout 3 and the best is Mass Effect 2. History will remember it so.

I now have a fairly sound idea of what it is like to be Cleve.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Game of the Year and not a single eyebrow was raised. At first they were just casual gamers playing RPG lites, but now it seems as though the number of RPG lites and dude bros has grown large enough to displace the true role-playing genre entirely. Remember guys, the first RPG was Fallout 3 and the best is Mass Effect 2. History will remember it so.

I now have a fairly sound idea of what it is like to be Cleve.

History is written by the winners.

This also means that the winners can change and history as written can also be changed. Codex, you know what must be done.

 

[DalekFlay]

Game of the Year and not a single eyebrow was raised. At first they were just casual gamers playing RPG lites, but now it seems as though the number of RPG lites and dude bros has grown large enough to displace the true role-playing genre entirely. Remember guys, the first RPG was Fallout 3 and the best is Mass Effect 2. History will remember it so.

I now have a fairly sound idea of what it is like to be Cleve.

The first Western RPG was Oblivion, come on now.

 

[Franny Frogpill]

...

So, I gather you won't be buying all the shiny DLCs by accident then? :D

 

[eremita]

Things are getting worse

Holy Shit it's him! Isn't there a guide to make this?

 

[Hepler's Vagina]

Ride the Stalinion

 

[NotAGolfer]

Game of the Year and not a single eyebrow was raised. At first they were just casual gamers playing RPG lites, but now it seems as though the number of RPG lites and dude bros has grown large enough to displace the true role-playing genre entirely. Remember guys, the first RPG was Fallout 3 and the best is Mass Effect 2. History will remember it so.

I now have a fairly sound idea of what it is like to be Cleve.

I can't even properly google anything related to Fallout 1 or 2 without getting buried under an avalanche of Failout 3 related shit. Millions of people praising this pos over and over and discussing every single aspect of it.

...
But maybe I'm just too dumb to google, who knows. ^^


Yeah, wished gaming was still a niche activity, can't stand all the couch zombies and their awesome button games.
"But I'm in it for teh storey! It's engaging!!!"
"Go shoot yourself."

 

[pippin]

Now people should do the appropiate thing and give Nosferatu guy a Hitler moustache.

 

[AW8]

Could someone smarter than me please explain what the hell Corypheus

Spoiler

attempted to accomplish with his one-man attack on Skyhold at the end? Did he need the player's Mark nearby to open another breach or what? Since when did he get the power to levitate rocks, and why did he decide to do that?

And did the Inquisitor even kill him, or simply banish him to the Fade? The player's autodialogue one-liner suggests "movie hero kills movie villain" death - the actual words used, the visuals and the player's ability to control rifts suggest he sent him to the Fade. Which would be retarded, why not simply kill him?

I'm pretty certain he did kill him, although I can't remember if people go into the Fade when they die. But since when can the mark be used to straight-up murder people? I thought it was limited to tampering with rifts and screwing with Demons.

The main story made sense up until that point.

 

[DragoFireheart]

The main story made sense up until that point.

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