beardalaxy
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Didn't want to start a new thread so I hope you don't mind the slight necro. Thread's still in the morgue, hasn't gone underground yet I suppose.
I just wanted to bring up that I think Shadow of the Colossus sucks ass. The remake at least earns points for how pretty it looks, but the gameplay is literally just roaming around an empty overworld forever to finally find a boss that you defeat by exploiting its one gimmick. I heard so many people talking it up, that it was one of the greatest PS2 games of all time, and I played the PS3 remaster and was like... wtf is everyone talking about? Then I looked at gameplay for the PS2 version and holy shit that thing runs at like 10 FPS. It looks like it plays horribly. The story is either nonexistent or extremely pretentious. It's impressive that a small team was able to make something like that for the PS2 of all things, sure, but it's the last PS2 game I'd actually want to sit down and play. I think a lot of people may have played it when they were younger so their brain sort of filled in the gaps.
And, for the opposite side of the coin, a game that I like that everyone else hates. DmC Devil May Cry. Yeah, the failed reboot. It has by far the best hack and slash gameplay I've ever experienced and the soundtrack is unbelievable. The story and dialogue are a little cringe sometimes, sure, and people didn't like that they took Dante and made him something else. I can understand that. The gameplay though man... the GAMEPLAY. It's so smooth and really intuitive. Better than DMC5 and way better than DMC 1-3. Haven't played 4 yet so I can't really comment on that. Better than Bayonetta, Dante's Inferno, God of War, you name it. DmC fucking slaps. If it were a completely different series I can see the reception to it being a lot better. Ninja Theory is too far up their own ass with Hellblade now though so I can't imagine anything else coming out of that team.
There's another one for ya, I hated Hellblade. The gameplay felt like busy work. The whole psychosis thing also just got extremely annoying to me after a while. It was a fun gimmick for a little bit, but it became like the trope of characters telling you exactly what to do in modern games all the time, while there was also a second character saying the opposite of what to do all the time. It broke me eventually man, and you can't even turn it off unless you turn off all the character voices so I went through the last 1/3 of the game with subtitles only. The cutscenes with real people being mixed in was also just really weird, no idea why they went with that design decision but it just turned me off a bit. I seem to recall that they took a few liberties with Norse mythology too, but I can't remember specifics.
I just wanted to bring up that I think Shadow of the Colossus sucks ass. The remake at least earns points for how pretty it looks, but the gameplay is literally just roaming around an empty overworld forever to finally find a boss that you defeat by exploiting its one gimmick. I heard so many people talking it up, that it was one of the greatest PS2 games of all time, and I played the PS3 remaster and was like... wtf is everyone talking about? Then I looked at gameplay for the PS2 version and holy shit that thing runs at like 10 FPS. It looks like it plays horribly. The story is either nonexistent or extremely pretentious. It's impressive that a small team was able to make something like that for the PS2 of all things, sure, but it's the last PS2 game I'd actually want to sit down and play. I think a lot of people may have played it when they were younger so their brain sort of filled in the gaps.
And, for the opposite side of the coin, a game that I like that everyone else hates. DmC Devil May Cry. Yeah, the failed reboot. It has by far the best hack and slash gameplay I've ever experienced and the soundtrack is unbelievable. The story and dialogue are a little cringe sometimes, sure, and people didn't like that they took Dante and made him something else. I can understand that. The gameplay though man... the GAMEPLAY. It's so smooth and really intuitive. Better than DMC5 and way better than DMC 1-3. Haven't played 4 yet so I can't really comment on that. Better than Bayonetta, Dante's Inferno, God of War, you name it. DmC fucking slaps. If it were a completely different series I can see the reception to it being a lot better. Ninja Theory is too far up their own ass with Hellblade now though so I can't imagine anything else coming out of that team.
There's another one for ya, I hated Hellblade. The gameplay felt like busy work. The whole psychosis thing also just got extremely annoying to me after a while. It was a fun gimmick for a little bit, but it became like the trope of characters telling you exactly what to do in modern games all the time, while there was also a second character saying the opposite of what to do all the time. It broke me eventually man, and you can't even turn it off unless you turn off all the character voices so I went through the last 1/3 of the game with subtitles only. The cutscenes with real people being mixed in was also just really weird, no idea why they went with that design decision but it just turned me off a bit. I seem to recall that they took a few liberties with Norse mythology too, but I can't remember specifics.