Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[Pink Eye]

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

YouTube cavalry has outflanked tumblr tranny infantry. Player count keeps falling. PUSH! Enemy is wavering on X. Reddit cringehold MUST! FALL!

 

[Modron]

Why are you celebrating one tranny game getting 13 times the peak of another tranny game?

 

[Elttharion]

We have reached the point were BG3 is the 'based' game lmao

 

[Semiurge]

Can't wait for when the normies reach the stage of getting lectured about the use of they/them.

The only kind of "normie" who buys games like this, especially a game so queer / girl coded as Veilguard, is your average middle-class teenage girl. They don't identify as nonbinary but they're definitely cool with the liberal message, especially if they're in arts or humanities. They're what Bioware wants you to become - an ally.

The best ending

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Would you look at this hand-holding.

 

[BlackAdderBG]

We have reached the point were BG3 is the 'based' game lmao

Well, it is, but for the wrong...or the right reasons, not sure. Anyway TB proven to be superior to action slop once again.

 

[Pink Eye]

 

[moleman]

So, 69.000 players now. For comparison: Factorio, a game made by some slav autist in his basement, has 78.000 players right now.

 

[Tyranicon]

Happy Halloween!

 

[Pink Eye]

It didn't even come close to touching the top ten.

 

[Alienman]

Oh, I get the Qunari redesign now - they are trying to be tieflings because BG3 had them.

More like they are made to look like those demon trans-dags dudes that like to read for children.

They are very similar, horns, extensive make-up, flamboyant clothes etc

 

[Lodis]

You thought Origins was safe from these hacks since this was a soft reboot of the franchise? Nope, turns out a bunch of mystery niggas have been manipulating EVERY SINGLE event throughout the franchise. Those old debates on whether Loghain acted out of greed or desperation? No some spooky man made him do it. Bravo Weekes, absolute peak writing.

 

[Zombra]

As if their average fan is not a 30 year old manchild

Even that doesn't add up. If true, it would mean the fans played DA:O in their impressionable teens and imprinted higher expectations. They wouldn't want this.

Maybe they wanted to appeal, not to 12 year olds, but to the parents of 12 year olds. "I played DAO before you were born, now you can pick up the torch and play a DA game too! Only this version is simple and sanitized and won't inspire distressing thoughts."

 

[Alienman]

The only kind of "normie" who buys games like this, especially a game so queer / girl coded as Veilguard, is a teenage girl. They don't identify as nonbinary but they're definitely cool with the liberal message, especially if they're in arts or humanities.

I think they are gamers out there that don't check promotional stuff. They just see Dragon Age and remember the last game was kinda fun, and buys it. I used to do that - not following pre-release stuff when I had a life

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[Pink Eye]

Now we wait for the normies to play long enough to reach the cringe shit in the game.

 

[Decado]

It didn't even come close to touching the top ten.

Absolutely crazy there are 95k people playing GTA V right now lol

 

[Dr1f7]

You can't make busty woman but you can :

tbh hvb being there makes this image 100x funnier

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

You thought Origins was safe from these hacks since this was a soft reboot of the franchise? Nope, turns out a bunch of mystery niggas have been manipulating EVERY SINGLE event throughout the franchise. Those old debates on whether Loghain acted out of greed or desperation? No some spooky man made him do it. Bravo Weekes, absolute peak writing.

To be fair, it's not like Loghain was ever made to be a reasonable, good leaning person. He was a cartoon villain from the get go.

 

[Abu Antar]

I have dissuaded four people from playing this game. Not even buying, just playing. I'm doing my duty.

 

[Alienman]

You thought Origins was safe from these hacks since this was a soft reboot of the franchise? Nope, turns out a bunch of mystery niggas have been manipulating EVERY SINGLE event throughout the franchise. Those old debates on whether Loghain acted out of greed or desperation? No some spooky man made him do it. Bravo Weekes, absolute peak writing.

That instantly makes it non-canon to me. Much like the nu-Star Wars, Alien franchise and such.

 

[shidder]

The "top surgery" scars are 3D modeled on to your character, they're like next gen looking. All of the other scars are just decals from a game that came out 15 years ago lol.

 

[Modron]

Absolutely crazy there are 95k people playing GTA V right now lol

There is a limited time halloween event going on in the multiplayer mode: https://steamcommunity.com/games/271590/announcements/detail/4472730495692570705

 

[GloomFrost]

We have reached the point were BG3 is the 'based' game lmao

Yes but only "out of fear not out of loyalty."

 

[kapisi]

You thought Origins was safe from these hacks since this was a soft reboot of the franchise? Nope, turns out a bunch of mystery niggas have been manipulating EVERY SINGLE event throughout the franchise. Those old debates on whether Loghain acted out of greed or desperation? No some spooky man made him do it. Bravo Weekes, absolute peak writing.

Yep, they couldn't leave it alone and pulled that FF7 remake bullshit on everybody

 

[Larianshill]

You thought Origins was safe from these hacks since this was a soft reboot of the franchise? Nope, turns out a bunch of mystery niggas have been manipulating EVERY SINGLE event throughout the franchise. Those old debates on whether Loghain acted out of greed or desperation? No some spooky man made him do it. Bravo Weekes, absolute peak writing.