I hate the goofy art style.
I hate the schizophrenic tone which alternates between cutesy whimsical and ultra grimdark.
I hate how the main story hook takes forever to develop and doesn't really get you invested.
I hate the bland, generic, fantasy worldbuilding.
I HATE how NPCs say the same dumb lines over and over and over and over again every few seconds... (halibut, sheep's cheese, tomato STFU BITCH
)
I hate that level is the most important stat in the character system.
I hate that the game is ostensibly open world, but the inability to fight enemies more than one level higher than you kills exploration and makes the game linear.
I hate having to buy expensive / rare skill books just learn new abilities.
I hate having to steal art just to have some spending money. I hate how NPCs are too dumb to notice me robbing them blind right under their noses.
I hate being buried under an avalanche of MMO trash loot, and having to sort through it using that disgusting inventory UI.
I hate the crafting system.
I hate the constant trudging from place to place.
I hate that I can't create more than two party members at the start.