Beowulf
Arcane
- Joined
- Mar 2, 2015
- Messages
- 2,026
Swapping items in inventory costs you AP (a tad too low), but it's not free. Did the game not scale to your level?- Hory shit dis thing has effin free inventory access in combat, everyone plz stop shooting while I grab a soda and change my howitzer for an assault cannon.
- Dude moves one square in combat. Ding! +1 agility!
- Evil nigga decides to just run right past my 4 entrenched dudes and stand completely in the open.
- Evil nigga runs up, shoots me once. Then moves 1 square, shoots again. Then does the same thing two more times.
- I sneak up on a bunch of niggas. Shank one, they get SUSPICIOUZ. Shoot another. ZUMG enemy nigga SAW SOMEONE DIE!!!! All five enemy niggas now scatter into cover for free while two of my dudes are already out of AP after having moved. WHO FUCKING DESIGNED THIS.
GREAT GAME YOU HAVE HERE ASSHOLES, GOOD THAT THEY RELEASED A DEMO
Also,
'from Boreale for completing their special assignment'
welcome to 2023, where $CHARACTER_SEX$ is too complex of a fucking variable
(SORRY I FORGOT the characters here are genderless)
In JA2 you can punch a cow and get +1 Strength.
This post also deserves a "Ding!", I guess.
This post is retarded mostly because it suggests the existence of good niggas.